"Indoctrinated" | Episode #304 | NSFW

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It's shootin' folks.

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But first, dad jokes.

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Bed time is a crisis!

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[Laughter]

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That's why I'm here right now.

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[Laughter]

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It's too hard.

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They act like they've never been to sleep before.

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[Laughter]

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Bed, what's that?

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No, I don't want to do that.

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[Laughter]

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Then it becomes some hostage negotiation.

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[Laughter]

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But in reverse,

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look, if you stay in there,

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I will give you whatever you want.

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I will meet your demands.

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What do you want a helicopter to kill, but anything?

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Just stay in there!

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There's always one awake.

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Like they're taking shifts.

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All right, all annoying them for midnight to two.

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Who wants three to sex?

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Now let's lie down and practice kicking them in our sleep.

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[Laughter]

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Because my wife has instituted this open door policy

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where if one of our kids has a nightmare,

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they're welcome to come in our room and pee in our bed.

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[Laughter]

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Luckily, that only happens every night.

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[Laughter]

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[Laughter]

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Oh, we've got daddy show.

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[Music]

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What would you look at that?

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It's based upon my calculation.

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2025.

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Holy crap.

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Look at that.

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It's 2025, Mr. Chad.

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Welcome to the Dad's Home Podcast.

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The first episode for 2025.

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I'm Bauer.

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That is Mr. Chad.

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Happy New Year, everybody.

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Happy New Year to you, sir.

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Yes.

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Hopefully you had a wonderful New Year's Eve.

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I don't stay awake to midnight anymore.

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That's how old I am.

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I think I'm even older than that.

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I watched Matt Locke around 730 took my cheer at all

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and then went to bed.

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Nice. That's fantastic.

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I haven't yet watched the Kathy Bates version of whatever the...

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I know, right.

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And what happened to Kathy Bates?

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That looks like the woman who...

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She's half the size of the old Kathy Bates.

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The other Kathy Bates ate this Kathy Bates.

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I guess so.

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And then she went over to the newsletters.

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This is what's left for Kathy Bates.

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Yeah, or it's ozampic, one of the two.

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I know what.

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I think that she's talked about...

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One of the things was she went through a whole regiment of...

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My wife actually, Kim's done makeup on her and says she's an old woman person.

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And was saying that she...

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At that time, which was a couple of years ago, was concerned about her health,

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had health issues and wanted to lose a bunch of weight.

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So that was the plan.

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She was going to get with a physician and trainer and...

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Hollywood's got that...

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You throw a rock out the door.

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You're hitting a trainer someplace in Los Angeles.

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So she got a trainer, as I understand it, but then for the last little bit

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that she needed to go with, she went with the ozampic.

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And that's the Kathy Bates we have now.

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So I think she looks fantastic.

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But I think, if I remember correctly, I think I heard what she's done with this show,

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what she's finished...

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I don't know if she's supposed to be like the daughter or the grand...

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I don't remember exactly how this comes into play here for...

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But that's... she's retiring.

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That's going to be it for us.

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She's going to be all done with acting altogether.

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That's...

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I think, I think, I think, James...

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James Judy Dench said the same thing and then she did a three more bond conflict.

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Yeah, there will be...

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There will be something that somebody will come signing on Kathy Bates for you.

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She was like, "I didn't mean anything about that retire."

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So everybody said that.

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That's just joking.

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That's all I was saying.

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But this... the script was so good.

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I just... I had to do it.

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It was...

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I had to do it.

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Needed to get done.

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Yeah.

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My New Year's Eve was also spent...

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And I'd like to first congratulate and thank Mr. Chad for this.

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We kicked off the evening.

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We had another family come over, a friend of my oldest daughter who plays softball together.

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And the family came over and we know them very well.

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And they came over for New Year's Eve.

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And we had a white elephant party,

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which I'll get to in just a second.

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But I kicked the whole shindig off.

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It came over a little bit late.

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You don't know when you're inviting somebody over for New Year's.

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If they're going to stay till New Year's.

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They're going to stay till like nine or ten.

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What are we talking about?

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You got a plan that they're going to be here for the whole New Year's.

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And then maybe even have too much to drink that they've got to stay the night.

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That's... you have to prepare for that part of things.

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There's like four or five different levels of potential outcomes.

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Right.

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Like I know if I had Mr. Chad over for New Year's.

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Oh, I'm staying.

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You're staying the night.

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You're not leaving till after breakfast the next morning.

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I'm very...

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Throw me down...

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Yeah, throw me down the stairs and let me like pass out in the basement.

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I'm good.

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Fully, fully aware of that.

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In addition, all the drunken singing we'd be doing after New Year's Eve.

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Oh, well...

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And there's that.

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Yeah.

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See chantes.

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No doubt.

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But I thanks to Mr. Chad.

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We had Apple cider margaritas.

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I had a boy...

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At a boy...

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At a boy...

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And I just want to say...

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And those were popular.

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Huge hit for everybody at the party.

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And then you never...

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I never know what I'm going to make for guests either because you...

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Or A, I don't know who drinks and doesn't drink.

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B, I don't know who's doing that silly...

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Dry January bullshit thing.

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Which if you're doing that...

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I was...

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I was doing that up until about 20 minutes ago.

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That's how long I lasted.

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I didn't even make it...

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I like as soon as New Year's hit.

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I was already drinking.

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So there was no point.

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I just figured, "Fuck it, maybe next year."

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But so I...

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I want to say this...

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So I didn't know what to...

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We didn't know what to make.

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You know, you get...

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Do you get beard?

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Do you get some...

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You get some wine?

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Do you get a little bit of both?

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Or do you get to buy a whole bunch of like different types of alcohol now that maybe you didn't have it for?

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Do I have to get micro-brews?

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Because maybe he's a micro-brew drinker.

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So I got to think of all these things.

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But I'm just like flat out.

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Nope.

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We are going straight up.

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And if they don't like it, fuck it.

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We're going straight up.

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We're going straight up.

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Apple cider margarita.

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And I had made it.

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You would send it to me at the beginning of the month.

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And I had made it.

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That's right.

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It was amazing.

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What I didn't do that time, though, Mr. Chess, I didn't.

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I did not use the salt combo with the cinnamon and the sugar and the...

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Yes.

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Oh no, too.

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That is...

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That is the thing.

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That's what...

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And I'll tell you...

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I'll tell you.

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You are 100% right because we did it for New Year's Eve.

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I made that for New Year's Eve.

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Now again, when I go out and I get my margarita on the rocks at whatever...

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You know, Mexican place, I'm going to wherever bar I'm having.

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I usually don't get salt on the rim.

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It's just my thing.

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I just don't prefer it.

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My wife will get salt.

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I get no salt.

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So...

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But this time...

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Now, I did...

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I did fuck this up.

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And we're going to run down at the bottom of the screen here.

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The recipe for the margarita...

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Oh, look at that.

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There it is.

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We'll also put it in the notes of this podcast.

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You'll find it realguyradio.com.

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So you'll have the recipe there to get it and use it yourself as well.

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I...

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With the rim...

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When you salt the rim, you're supposed to use...

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According to the recipe you sent me.

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So it's to use salt, sugar, cinnamon...

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And...

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A patch of cayenne pepper.

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I am pepper.

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I left out the sugar.

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Oh...

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Now, you might say...

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Negative ghostwriter.

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You might say what Chad just said.

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Negative ghostwriter.

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But I'll say this.

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Everybody loved it.

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Everybody loved it.

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Interesting.

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It brought out...

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It had the salty and then it had the cinnamon, of course.

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But it had the cayenne pepper.

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So it popped a little bit, which was already perfect with the sweet apple cider margarita.

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Oh, the drink, yes.

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It was perfect.

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It was a great combination.

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My wife absolutely loved it.

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And she said, I told her when everybody else was away.

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I'm like, "I fucked up and I was supposed to put sugar."

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And she's like, "I'm glad you didn't.

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It'd been too sweet."

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So it worked out perfectly for us.

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Oh, good.

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I know.

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Okay.

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Either that mistake made me feel happy.

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Yeah, there's no mistakes.

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They're just happy accidents.

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Exactly.

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So that happy accident led to a wonderful night of us enjoying ourselves for a New Year's party.

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No thanks.

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I mean, absolutely 100%.

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It's all about you.

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You scored this for me because I wasn't sure what I was going to make.

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You can't make white russians on a New Year's Eve party.

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So this was perfect.

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We had a couple of pictures of this.

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And this is what was left from it.

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I'm having it tonight here.

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Thank you so much, Mr. Chad.

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Beautiful.

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Beautiful.

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I am so glad.

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That is tasty stuff, man.

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I got to say.

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It really is.

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Yeah, I drank mine a New Year's Day right before the Texas Arizona State Game.

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Nice.

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It was good.

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I had a little mellow going into the game because at the end of that game, I actually ended up in the ER with heart palpitations.

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What?

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I'm kidding.

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I had no kidding.

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I've been there.

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I trust me.

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It was a line.

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But, yeah, you know.

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Yeah, you know.

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Yeah.

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I've got a, that was fun to watch, though.

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I've got EMT's on call for tomorrow night.

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So, I bet you do.

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I'm going to see how that's got you.

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I've got you.

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One of the questions I had and I thought it would bring us to the table here.

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I don't know if you've done white elephant parties before or not.

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Sure.

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But it's always, it's a good way to, when you've got friends coming over to get to know exactly what these people are like.

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Like you can have fun gifts.

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You have like a little bit of the, sort of the, the serious gift that, you know, was something that you got that you're

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re-gifting at this point or maybe you've got a couple of other things that you just sit around the house that you want to get rid of.

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As you can see by the shelves behind me here, tons of stuff I could get rid of at a moment's notice.

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But you've got serious stuff, fun stuff my wife likes to go out and pick up a couple of extra things.

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So, she likes, my wife likes to have like five gifts for every person involved practically, practically.

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And then most of them are just small, they'll think sometimes they're candy, sometimes they're, you know, whatever might be.

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The people that we invited came over, they brought three gifts, one from each of them, one gift from each of the people that came over.

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And, and we had 40,000 for them when they got here.

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I think it's a little weird, but that's how my wife wanted to roll the time, we rolled.

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And then as we're getting ready to, to, to, everybody sitting down around the living room, getting ready to kick into this, I realize nobody's discussed with the rules or how we're going to do this goes.

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Like I've, I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Okay.

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So, I'm curious as to what a, what is sort of by far must do elephant party protocol, a white elephant party protocol.

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And then B, are there any specific rules that you have that, that you like, we weren't sure how many times you could steal a gift, the one thing about, if you've never been to a white elephant party, you're getting rid of some of the shit you got for Christmas or that you had around the house that you just don't want anymore, you wrap it up, you give it to somebody else, right?

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That's basically the end of the boy, so.

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And then you put it in paper, you put it in paper that's already been used once or twice, so.

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Right.

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And that's the, we, I spent an hour before everybody got there wrapping that stuff and putting it into paper that's already opening the trash bound and I.

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And so I've doing all that taping and all that kind of stuff, getting it back together, but.

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We start to realize like, what are the rules? How many times can you steal the gift because that's a big part of the white elephant party?

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Are you doing numbers or names drawn out of a hat to see who's going to go first and so on?

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Because usually it starts with, you know, you've got however many people are there, numbers in the hat you go around, hand around the hat.

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This is what we ended up doing on New Year's Eve, pulling out a number one through seven or whatever it was that we had.

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And those people draw in that order and then you just go back again and number one.

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And that's after the first round, that's when you can start stealing.

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Oh, we wait for you guys made it complex.

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I feel like we did.

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I feel like it was too complex.

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But you also had 40,000 gifts to give away. So it's like, okay, round 27.

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Everybody was done. Everybody was tired.

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And then people were like, I don't, I don't, I don't even know if I want to keep this gift.

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Like I don't, how am I going to, I got to have another one.

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So can I go home to another white elephant party and get rid of this shit?

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It was, it was, it was silly is what it was.

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And you're trying to like, we had specific ones like we know that they're cat.

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They do, they had, they run cat adoption out of their home. And so we got in this big like cat play thing.

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We want to make sure they got it.

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And it was ending up towards the end that they weren't going to open this thing.

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I'm like, fuck you and take it. Come on.

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So it was, it was very, get the keys to their car. We'll put it in their trunk.

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There's got to be an easier way. It did, dude, I can't tell you how you're like,

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not just go ahead and take this. Just take it with you. We don't want it here.

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Please take it with you when you leave.

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What, what are their hard and fast rules that make it simpler than what I had to go through?

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Because it became a, as we were literally get the numbers, we're already drawn.

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We're about to draw the first pick, the first gift.

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And we weren't sure where we going to wait till after the first round before you did your first steal.

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Where you're going to wait till right after the first pick.

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You can do your first steal.

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How many times could there be a steal before that gift was off limits from being stolen anymore?

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Those kinds of things all come into question, which when I say it out loud here in my head,

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it sounds really boring, but it's actually a fun party. It's a good time to have.

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Yeah. It's funny. White elf and gifts are one of those things or white-event gift parties are like either you love them or you hate them, right?

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Yes.

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You love them because there's this silliness and this fun to it where the gifts aren't always like thoughtful or interesting or neat or neat.

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You know, needed, right?

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I know one white elf and gift party I went to.

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My friend gave me a t-shirt that had a picture of him on the front of it.

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That was his white elf and gift, right?

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And I ended up with it.

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And like somebody stole it from me and I stole it back because I was like, no, it's my fucking t-shirt because my friend's face is on the front of the t-shirt.

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I'm like, you know, you know, that guy. Why are you taking the t-shirt?

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I know, right. I know. It's like, yeah.

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So there's that level of it, but then there's some people who are like, oh, it's such a waste of time. Like, why are we doing this?

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Yeah.

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Oh, it's, you're gonna hurt people's feelings because they're gonna steal their gift and then they don't have a gift and then they want that gift.

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And then it's like, that's kind of the whole point of it.

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And if you take it too seriously, then don't play.

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Right. Don't come to the party.

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Right. I was so happy.

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You gotta go into it just be like, let's have some fun.

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What?

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Ground rules are, this is just fun. You're just getting rid of your shit is what it is in essence.

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And somebody's gonna steal, there might be something in there that you end up going, well, I could use that or I want to or or we're gonna stop by goodwill on the way home and drop it off.

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You're gonna do it all off.

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And that's the fun of the gift, right?

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It's part of the fun of the party. I've had one of our neighbors one year when we were in Connecticut, the gayest man.

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But also the straightest gay man you'd ever meet.

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The dude could fix the shit out of any car and hats in his garage like hydraulic lifts to work on cars and he could fucking do any built an entire,

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like he in his garage, he built an entire repair shop and then over the top of the garage had like a gay disco.

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It was the craziest thing.

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So he was fantastic.

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Absolutely love him. So he was the gayest guy, but also the he would make you feel like you were gay because he was so good at the straight stuff.

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It was it's insane.

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And he was, when is he comes over for the party and he had wrapped up straight and I'm gayer than you.

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He literally sucked a man's dick after the party and I felt gayer than him.

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He came over and gave us old gay porn that on VHS, they had nobody had.

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Oh my god.

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He wrapped it up, which I just thought was hilarious, not remotely offended by it.

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I think I was the one who opened it. I'm like, holy shit, this is hilarious.

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When somebody when he went and stole it away again at the end.

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Anyways, there's there's fun in these white elephant parts.

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Absolutely.

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I've had, so I get rule.

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I guess rule.

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As I've played it, I have, we've, I've had very best, the similar experience.

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I've never had like, there's, so when I've done it, you can, it's, how many times you can steal a gift is kind of the one thing that is maybe,

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like, you can do kind of whatever you want, right?

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Like, hey, three, two, one doesn't matter.

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We do two.

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That's how we've done it.

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The gifts are, so like, say seven people in a room, right?

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There's seven gifts.

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They go into the center.

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First person picks a gift, opens it up.

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Next person steals it or opens up another gift and it just goes all around.

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It goes once.

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Like, they just, there's once.

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That's it.

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And then, of course, every brain, right, unless everybody brings like 16 or 17 gifts and then we're going to be there all night.

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Yeah, no, that's, it's kind of simple.

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It's just like, pile of gifts, go in order.

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You can steal it once or twice and game over.

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Everybody goes, you're saying about this because it doesn't take to long.

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Simple.

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No, simple.

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You could be in and out and have, like, you could finish a drink and be done with the whole thing and be ready for your next portal.

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Totally.

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Yeah, my kids, they might have a kids Christmas party for her softball team.

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Yeah.

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They did a wide elephant gift.

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Oh, nice.

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Yeah, there's, you know, like 16 girls or whatever it was.

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So 15 presents, big pile of the middle, they went around the room and, you know, some of the gifts are like really cool.

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Like flower Legos and shit and other ones were like, you know, silly mugs that look like a cat.

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You know, it's like, all right, whatever.

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So it was a mix of types of gifts.

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Yeah.

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Or like some, you know, gift cards and stuff.

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So I think because the girls and the team probably didn't know each other really well.

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They're like, well, I'm not going to bring something totally stupid.

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Yeah.

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So that's the thing too.

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I think it's sort of know your audience in terms of what you bring for a gift.

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I found that to be valuable.

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Like for me, that was an aha moment watching those girls do it.

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If I may, as a quick note to that, my wife reminded us at this white elephant party when we finished it all up that one time,

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not too many years ago, when we were back in Connecticut, we had a white elephant party.

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We hosted and one of my eldest daughter's friends who she didn't know all that well.

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And the parents had just moved to this town literally from a part of Africa.

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And we invited them over for the white elephant party and they were she the mother was excited.

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She was, she was, she was, she was, I would not say she didn't seem outwardly excited.

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And I don't know if she told any of her friends that she was going to the white elephant party like she was excited like that.

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But she was happy to be there.

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She was happy to be making the acquaintance of all these people and friends and whatnot. And my, of course, my daughter and her daughter got along great.

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But we ended up, she ended up leaving the party that night with, and I don't remember exactly if it was like what you know,

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you go to those, those gag gift shops and the gittish and shops and they've got the rubber poop in the plastic bag.

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I, I, she left with one of those nice and didn't know what to make of the white elephant.

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What to make of this whole white elephant party having come from Africa. And here we are.

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Okay, see you later. Happy new year. Enjoy your poop. She was offended by the whole thing.

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Oh no.

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You sell them on, okay, this is a really stupid idea. And it, it, it didn't just for the party in general.

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And this is just how we're all getting rid of stuff that we don't want.

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And, and it's in our house. We're trying to get rid of it.

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And somehow she ended up with that and I think let, we never saw her or talk to her again. And like it, I think she was completely offended by that.

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And I think that that's where you have to, like you said, know your audience. Be careful enough to go, maybe the rubber poop works for the teenage girls in the softball team,

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but maybe not necessarily for all the adults that would become.

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Yeah, I, I, I knew person who's moved to this country from Africa, say, right?

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And that's just the thing about it. Yeah. Like we probably should have thought about that ahead of time.

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And maybe held a little back on the cocktails before that. And then known I should be stealing that gift from her and giving her some a chance to get something else.

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Exactly.

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As a host, I might want to do that, but, uh, no, like with that responsibility.

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Mike, you forgot your fake dog poop.

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What's not living with this poop?

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But I made it just for you. I know. That's no point.

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So anyways, okay, so those are, I think some good ground rules. And again, I would make the suggestion like you're saying, simple, know your audience.

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That's it.

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You want to get it out. Have the white alpha party, but like everything else, like, like, like, like five and a half hours of Ryan C. Crest or a drunken Anderson Cooper, leave them wanting more.

463
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Don't only kill on it, leave them wanting more. That's what you want to have with your white elephant party. You want them to come back next year and bring the gay VHS tape.

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You don't want them to go. I'm offended. And I'm never coming back to another white elephant party.

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That's right. That's absolutely 1000%. Okay.

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I like that.

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No reason. No, didn't. I also say it adds if you, if you throw in that third steal of the white elephant gift, now you're just, now you're just drawing this thing out a little bit more.

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I think two deals is a little more painful to yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. So good rules there. We'll also include those rules in our notes for going forward. That way in case you wonder, you can always refer back to this episode of the show.

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You can always refer back to the notes and get those rules. So they're already planned out for you. You got nothing else to worry about. And if you've got any you'd like to add, please feel free to reach out at realguyradio.com.

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One of the places that you can go. We're also setting up a substack so that you'll be able to reach out to us there as well. So all that kind of stuff. We are available and at dad's home podcast on all the social medias.

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I believe that's what they're called these days. I'm not positive on that. But that's the social media is the social media is the case maybe. Yeah.

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All right. Mr. Chad, one of the things that I definitely wanted to get to here today includes the fact that we're going to have a revised edition of hey nice twits.

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Coming up here. And I think this is a legitimate concern. We kind of I've brushed on the subject a little bit before we've talked a little bit about it, but we're going to bring it to the table here.

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What are the things that as a parent you make sure you introduce your kids to is an indoctrination sure it's indoctrination, but there's certain things as a parent you have a right to indoctrinate your child on.

475
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And I want to know what some of those are. I'll give you what the ones are that I've learned my lesson from and feel like I can I can puff my chest out and say that I'm a good parent for having indoctrinated my kid with blank.

476
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:09,000
We'll talk about that. Chad will get some of yours as well and then we'll read some of the ones that people have been talking about all still to come plus we got at least.

477
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:23,000
I mean, there's more to it than this. We've got at least three tonight that we have to make a decision on for the 2025 worst parent bracket one of which I think is an over the top winner, but I don't want to be the only one that makes a call on this.

478
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:33,000
You're going to have to help out. That's fair. I got you. I got you. Don't tell me who you're thinking because then let me let me look and see if we're we mind meld on right.

479
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:39,000
We'll see if we feel it's the same. I fact, I'll write mine down on a piece of paper here like match game and I'll just hold on to it.

480
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:49,000
And then whatever you pick, we'll see if it's the right one will unveil it here when we get to the worst parent 2025 and who gets loaded into the bracket coming up here because we're only a couple of months away from the March madness.

481
00:23:49,000 --> 00:24:01,000
It is the worst parent 2025 bracket. So we got to get all of that on the roll making up on us. Yeah, it's almost here and ready to go. So that's all coming up still to come here on the dad's home podcast.

482
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:11,000
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483
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484
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485
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486
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487
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488
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And black eyed piece, though, Fergie. Actually, I've never heard of mantis liners.

489
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490
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491
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:33,000
Tara top story this hour. Police arrested teen pop star Justin Bieber today after an investigation revealed he is not a 16 year old heartthrob, but rather a 51 year old pedophile in disguise.

492
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Waring a wig at a rubbery mask, Bieber, born Michael Kodin 1959 spent years cultivating an image as a sensitive teenager and penning innocently suggestive songs like Down to Earth and first dance all with the intention of surrounding himself with few best-ent girls and fondling them.

493
00:25:48,000 --> 00:26:01,000
While telling his fans he was a virgin, he traveled across the country abusing girls and all 50 states and retrospect something as diabolical as Justin Bieber could only have been the product of remorseless sex theme.

494
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Criminal psychologist Dr. Hannah Carrier says the lyrics code wrote and performed as Bieber manipulated the naive minds of thousands of underage girls.

495
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:20,000
The songs are full of concepts like sharing special moments and forbidden love. These are fairly standard tropes among active pedophiles just thinking about how Justin Bieber's mind works gives me chills.

496
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:39,000
To maintain his cover, Kod created an elaborate backstory enrolling in the Canadian high school and hiring a heroine addicted prostitute deposes his mother. Kod was able to avoid widespread suspicion until earlier this year when this photo was posted on TMZ, showing what appears to be Bieber's face peeling off during a concert in Lafayette, Louisiana.

497
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:54,000
In yesterday, the police investigation uncovered rare footage of Kod performing in his home without his Bieber disguise.

498
00:26:54,000 --> 00:27:00,000
For his victims, they arrest bring some relief but cannot erase the memories of being abused by the synthetic teenage pervert.

499
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,000
The snob in your old was molested by Bieber after a concert in Des Moines.

500
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:14,000
The victim had to go because my mom was waiting but he grabbed me and told me I was a special angel and then he asked me to pee all over him.

501
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Bieber faces up to 75 years behind bars but officials say he will almost certainly be murdered in prison.

502
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Next, we'll tell you which extent plot is available in Body Wash.

503
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:39,000
Welcome back, Dad's Home Podcasts. I'm Bauer, that's Mr. Chad.

504
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:48,000
I'm looking ahead at some of the scheduling that we've got coming up for Dad's Home Podcasts and there's one episode in particular Chad where you and I will be...

505
00:27:48,000 --> 00:28:03,000
Well there's two actually we're planning on. There are a couple of games where we're being challenged and we're doing some challenging ourselves and I believe we're going to get our kids involved in some of the challenging here as well.

506
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:12,000
When it comes to not just but including Yacht Rock between your daughter and my older daughter.

507
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:23,000
But in addition to that you and I are going to go mono a mono with the most difficult sex questions that parents have to deal with.

508
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
I hope you're ready.

509
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000
Bring it on.

510
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000
I don't know yet if it's going to be a...

511
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:39,000
We're going to answer those questions or we have to just guess what those questions are because both of those sound fun to me.

512
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000
Both of them sound incredibly fun.

513
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Yeah so if we're coming up with the questions though what is the prospect of this is our kids asking us the questions?

514
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:59,000
I think it all become clear as we get into it but I believe it's going to be along the lines of these are what some of the professionals say are the hardest questions for parents to talk about with the kids and we have to...

515
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:13,000
We're going to have to figure out what they are like is it hey dad what do I do with this gay VHS tape in the living that I got in a white elephant as a white elephant gift.

516
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000
My softball team.

517
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:20,000
I'm said it was a white elephant gift you got from Uncle Allen. I don't know. I don't know what's going on here.

518
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:36,000
So anyways I'm just saying I don't know what's in there going to be some we're going to have some some some critical game is going on to kick off twenty twenty five here and upcoming episodes of the dad's home podcast so always feel free to check that out at realguyradio.com where you can get the audio version of the podcast.

519
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:46,000
It's also available everywhere you get your podcast these days we depreciated if you leave a little comment and maybe even rate it for us that be fantastic I'd like twenty twenty five to be the year of the dad.

520
00:29:46,000 --> 00:30:00,000
I'd like the dad's home podcast to just take off and I'm not saying that Mr. Chad because we've been doing this goddamn thing for ten years now because I've been doing this goddamn thing for ten years now officially I started the dad's home podcast in 2015 can you believe that shit.

521
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:15,000
I started back in 2015 and we're only on the third season so you do the math so what I'm saying is I'd like to see this year just kick off with the year of the dad.

522
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Twenty twenty five the year of the dad and that the dad's home podcast just kind of sweeps the nation so by all means not only rate and review but then if you've got parental friends whether it be at a white elephant party and you're drunk off of apple cider margaritas or you're just killing time in between figuring out who's going to open the next gift at the white elephant party.

523
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:49,000
You can pass along hey have you heard the dad's home podcast and then tell maybe five or six friends about it at the driving range at the softball field wherever it may be pass it along to people and let's see if we get in the line for a repulse.

524
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Let's see if we can get this spreading like herpes is what I'm trying to say folks that's that's my goal.

525
00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:05,000
That's not the dad twenty twenty five the year of the dad and the herpes now let's not combine that together let's not make a dad herpes no no dad her.

526
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Want that to happen but I would say that if you could kind of put a comma parentheses full stop someplace in there that would be fantastic thank you so much.

527
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:40,000
We have done here before called hey nice twits where usually we'll take a look and I don't I mean I have things to change in a couple of years right chat a couple of years ago when we were doing season two of this podcast Twitter was a thing now virtually nobody's on Twitter these days anymore so I outside of Elon Musk and perhaps soon to be president Trump virtually nobody I know is on Twitter anymore I go there for softball drills.

528
00:31:40,000 --> 00:32:09,000
And not bad right that's kind of what I go there for occasionally there'll be like a band that I follow that I'll see posting there but I'm rarely there looking I did find myself this week looking at tweets now it used to be this game was about guessing who the celebrity Twitter was who had tweeted the celebrity tweet this is going to be a different version of it this is one that's going to be all parents and we are going to pick the best tweet of twits.

529
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,000
The best tweet of twenty twenty four.

530
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:29,000
Are you ready for that Mister chat I brought on ready bring it on fine production staff are fine production staff here has created the top three list that we will be choosing from the best three tweets from parents in twenty twenty four before we go any further we got to hit the intro.

531
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter.

532
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Nice tweets all right that said we will give you the top three here we go the number three at least we'll pick out the best one here but number three that is being presented to us right now is from its

533
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:54,320
like there's not enough shit at the end of the year, can you also get your kid a white

534
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,720
elephant gift for a class party tomorrow?

535
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,420
Look at that, how that fits right in nicely with what we're talking about.

536
00:32:58,420 --> 00:32:59,420
That's fantastic.

537
00:32:59,420 --> 00:33:00,620
Those together like that is kind of right.

538
00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:12,220
By the way, I finished my cider, so I'm gonna just go straight, Haney, I mean, fail

539
00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:13,420
a world don, world don sir.

540
00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:16,580
All right, now that's a solid one, and like anything, we know this as a soft ball dads

541
00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:17,580
two.

542
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:20,680
Just when you start to say, okay, finally, I'm putting a little money aside for Christmas

543
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,360
gifts all of a sudden boom, there's another payment due for your travel team, your kid

544
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,400
needs a new bat, there's gloves, there's some kind of equipment, there's a tournament

545
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,940
that's coming up and you got to have a hotel stay, any of those things all coming.

546
00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:35,740
So there's never really a moment that you're not pouring extra cash into your kids via

547
00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:38,820
school or whatever their after school programs may be, right?

548
00:33:38,820 --> 00:33:39,820
For sure.

549
00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:40,820
Absolutely.

550
00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:44,560
What's the outside of, I'm trying to think what I've had to just, I mean, like I had to

551
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,560
get new cleats.

552
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:50,880
We're in different parts of the country, you're Texas, I'm Michigan, it's cold as shit

553
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:56,660
out here, it's 15 degrees, snow on the ground, I believe a windshield factor is about five

554
00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:58,940
right now, so it's five degrees outside.

555
00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:02,600
We're not playing outdoor, any place, we're playing, you guys are inside.

556
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,920
Yeah, we have a tournament coming up indoors, it's a one day tournament coming up in two

557
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,960
weeks, so I had to get new turf shoes for my daughter.

558
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,960
For the worst, for me, yeah.

559
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,340
Got to, we're through the road through those things real quick.

560
00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:20,140
So between the bat, the new bat that I had to buy or ending up, ending the summer league,

561
00:34:20,140 --> 00:34:23,800
these new cleats, you're constantly just pouring money out in addition to, hey, you're playing

562
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,020
travel ball, you got to do that.

563
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:30,300
But what's the most recent expenditure you've had for softball?

564
00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:33,860
You don't have to tell me the amount, but what did you have to pay out that you're just

565
00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:37,220
like, shit?

566
00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:44,780
So the travel ball team, team dues, that was, that was really due like four days ago, you

567
00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:46,100
know, first of the month.

568
00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:48,540
That was the absolute last, that was the last one.

569
00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:50,540
Yeah, before that though.

570
00:34:50,540 --> 00:34:52,620
Yeah, give me some money.

571
00:34:52,620 --> 00:34:53,620
Yeah.

572
00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:57,180
No, before that though, it was the bat because the other one had finally craft out on her,

573
00:34:57,180 --> 00:35:02,700
and yeah, so this, you got to, yes, but spent whatever it cost to buy new baths for our

574
00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:03,700
children.

575
00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:05,100
Yeah.

576
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:08,940
And I showed you, I sent you what I thought was a great way to appreciate it.

577
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:09,940
I did tell her.

578
00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:15,420
Yeah, I was going to say, I did tell her though, you know, Merry Christmas, this is your present.

579
00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:16,420
Very nice.

580
00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:21,300
Very, I think I did the same thing.

581
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:24,340
I think I held off as long as I could, but I did the same thing because I knew she needed

582
00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:25,420
new batting gloves.

583
00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:26,780
So those just became stocking stuffers.

584
00:35:26,780 --> 00:35:27,780
That's how that went.

585
00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:28,780
Yeah, absolutely.

586
00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:29,780
Good way to go about it.

587
00:35:29,780 --> 00:35:30,780
All right, so there you go.

588
00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:31,780
Again, highlighting the parents.

589
00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:32,780
It never ends.

590
00:35:32,780 --> 00:35:34,900
If you're a new parent, get ready.

591
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:35,900
Are you saving?

592
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:43,740
Savings, savings, savings, like you're saving up for something other than the bills that

593
00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:46,500
will be coming due because you have a kid.

594
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,500
That's really it.

595
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:48,500
All right.

596
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,500
So that's one of the top three.

597
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,100
Next one looks like this.

598
00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:53,180
This one come from Christophe, Paseon.

599
00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:57,140
I hope this is the year Santa brings me a DNA testing kit so I can finally figure out which

600
00:35:57,140 --> 00:36:00,940
kid has been leaving all the glasses in the sink after I've cleaned the kitchen.

601
00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:07,780
Or if you're like my girls, just the five dozen or so that they leave in their room, you're

602
00:36:07,780 --> 00:36:12,020
like, what happened to all of our glasses?

603
00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:16,820
We had like six brand new, almost like pint sized, pint glasses that you had.

604
00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:17,820
We had them.

605
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:18,820
I don't know where they went.

606
00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:19,820
They're not in the dishwasher.

607
00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:22,020
They're not sitting up in the shelf.

608
00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:23,580
Are they supposed to be where they go?

609
00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:24,580
You open the kids room.

610
00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:28,820
There they are lined up on the desk or over in front of the cabinet or maybe on the side

611
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:29,820
table there.

612
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,780
All the glasses are there.

613
00:36:31,780 --> 00:36:35,900
The thing that gets me is that when they try to sneak it down so you don't see it and they

614
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:40,900
bring a bowl of probably what it was ramen a week ago and then somehow they just leave

615
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:45,820
that down there but it's always, always after you clean the kitchen.

616
00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:47,540
This is a common occurrence.

617
00:36:47,540 --> 00:36:50,100
It's a common occurrence in our house as well.

618
00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:55,060
Most of the glasses though all have about half to three quarters full water.

619
00:36:55,060 --> 00:36:58,100
So you get a glass of water tickling a sip and then leave it.

620
00:36:58,100 --> 00:36:59,100
Yes.

621
00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:03,100
I just think maybe my kids have watched the movie Signs and are freaked out by the fucking

622
00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:05,540
aliens and so they're leaving a water everywhere.

623
00:37:05,540 --> 00:37:08,660
They're just waiting for me to say swing away, swing away Kate.

624
00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:09,660
Very nice.

625
00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:10,660
Very nice.

626
00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:15,140
So every time I see a glass like that I'm like, oh fuck your hair comes to aliens.

627
00:37:15,140 --> 00:37:16,140
One can help.

628
00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:18,060
One can help it be the case.

629
00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:22,300
And then finally the third entry here is from Simon Holland.

630
00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:26,220
I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone

631
00:37:26,220 --> 00:37:28,460
at night to play his drum.

632
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:30,900
Oh my daughter brought a recorder home from school.

633
00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,900
(laughs)

634
00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:34,740
Ah, the old record.

635
00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:35,740
Yeah, it was.

636
00:37:35,740 --> 00:37:37,740
It just gets you.

637
00:37:37,740 --> 00:37:41,500
Imagine if the little drummer boy was like the little tuba boy.

638
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,500
Oh good god.

639
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:45,900
Yeah, like I'm gonna play my little tuba for you.

640
00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:47,420
I'm so fucking fucking fucking fucking.

641
00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:51,580
I mean theoretically it could, we were saying drummer boy and we always make it sound like

642
00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:53,380
he's just marching with a snare drum right?

643
00:37:53,380 --> 00:37:55,220
It could have been a timpani for all we know.

644
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:58,340
It could have been a gigantic timpani that he was rolling through the center of town.

645
00:37:58,340 --> 00:37:59,500
I have no idea.

646
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:02,820
I'd make him go out and practice anyways, it doesn't matter.

647
00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:05,420
Oh, but yeah, outside, good idea.

648
00:38:05,420 --> 00:38:09,300
Like hey, I mean I think that's a smart move on his parents' parts, right?

649
00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:12,060
Like hey you just go outside and practice your drums.

650
00:38:12,060 --> 00:38:13,060
It's okay.

651
00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:14,060
It's nighttime.

652
00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:15,060
Right, exactly.

653
00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,060
And there's things that will happen.

654
00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:17,060
Like he could get kidnapped, right?

655
00:38:17,060 --> 00:38:19,140
I mean he could wander off and become lost.

656
00:38:19,140 --> 00:38:21,660
I mean both of those things are positive outcomes.

657
00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:22,660
Yes.

658
00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:24,380
If you have a kid who is a little drummer boy.

659
00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:27,780
And if you have a kid who's a little drummer boy and that little kid sucks is a little

660
00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:30,820
drummer boy and you have other kids, I'm just gonna say I'm thrown out there.

661
00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:34,860
If you have other kids, maybe it's not so bad if that white windowless van pulls up.

662
00:38:34,860 --> 00:38:35,860
Just saying.

663
00:38:35,860 --> 00:38:40,740
You just solved your drummer boy problem.

664
00:38:40,740 --> 00:38:42,540
That's what that's what that means.

665
00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:43,540
That's what that is.

666
00:38:43,540 --> 00:38:45,060
Yeah, I mean you've created the next Tommy Lee.

667
00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:47,500
Sure, but you just you don't have the next.

668
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,500
What to worry about it?

669
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,500
It's his problem.

670
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:52,860
I'm saying like it's only him.

671
00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:54,940
All right, so out of those three, what do you think?

672
00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:58,620
I think I like the little drummer boy won the best as far as the tweets.

673
00:38:58,620 --> 00:39:05,380
Well, the what is the glue the glasses around like the DNA test like for me, that hits home,

674
00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:08,060
that hits right, right, right here, like that.

675
00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:11,700
I was saying like half the half drunk glasses all over the house.

676
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:14,900
That's like that one is a daddy bucokey.

677
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:15,900
It just hits you right there.

678
00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:19,100
It just just left it left it left it right there for you.

679
00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:20,100
It does.

680
00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:21,100
It absolutely does.

681
00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:22,100
Okay.

682
00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:23,100
All right.

683
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:26,220
I know that's a little drummer boy, but I feel like it is far more.

684
00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:30,700
I gotta say though, if you've ever had a kid who plays instruments, the little drummer boy

685
00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:34,700
is is absolutely a thousand percent like right up your alley.

686
00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:39,740
Like that is your that's your jam because we've had kids over the years play instruments,

687
00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:43,300
violins and recorders and clarinets and what have you.

688
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:47,020
And I think that's the way it gets me is that and I'm with you 100% and to hear them

689
00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:52,700
way away practicing on their violin or their cello or heaven forbid their flute, it's

690
00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:54,540
bad enough.

691
00:39:54,540 --> 00:40:02,540
The recorder is an entirely different shitty instrument to have to practice and play poorly.

692
00:40:02,540 --> 00:40:10,540
It sounds it's like a drunken Irishman is somehow now living in your house.

693
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:12,260
It is the word.

694
00:40:12,260 --> 00:40:17,900
There's no it's like the missing the bagpipe portion of the whole thing and yet it still

695
00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:24,900
there's no you could be a world class symphony recorder and it still sounds like a fucking

696
00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:26,340
recorder.

697
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:28,020
It still sounds like shit.

698
00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:32,540
There's no point in time where anybody's like that was a pretty awesome recorder solo.

699
00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:33,780
Dude, that was.

700
00:40:33,780 --> 00:40:34,940
Nobody.

701
00:40:34,940 --> 00:40:40,660
Nobody, even the people who invented the recording like no one ever why the fuck did we create

702
00:40:40,660 --> 00:40:41,660
this thing?

703
00:40:41,660 --> 00:40:42,660
This is insane.

704
00:40:42,660 --> 00:40:46,980
So yes, I agree with you on that, but I like you and I have both had the pleasure of

705
00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:50,980
the experience of the glasses in the sink when we cleaned it all up that I'm going to

706
00:40:50,980 --> 00:40:51,980
go with you on that.

707
00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:56,980
In fact, that wouldn't be this one from Christopher Passillon will be our tweed of the week.

708
00:40:56,980 --> 00:40:57,980
You better wonder.

709
00:40:57,980 --> 00:41:01,460
That's the twig of the week.

710
00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:04,460
Thank you.

711
00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:07,460
Man, our production staff rocks it.

712
00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:08,460
Yeah.

713
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:09,860
Really getting it together, aren't they?

714
00:41:09,860 --> 00:41:10,860
That is good stuff.

715
00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:13,860
No wonder it was like a 10 second music bed.

716
00:41:13,860 --> 00:41:16,980
I don't wonder why I can never find them at the office.

717
00:41:16,980 --> 00:41:18,140
They're always off doing something else.

718
00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:20,780
They do 10 minute, 10 second little clips and then that's it.

719
00:41:20,780 --> 00:41:22,780
That's all we get from them.

720
00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:23,780
Yeah.

721
00:41:23,780 --> 00:41:26,180
That's going to be 20 seconds to put that together.

722
00:41:26,180 --> 00:41:28,780
And I'm going to have lunch now.

723
00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:29,780
It's lunch.

724
00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:30,780
I'm done for the day.

725
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:31,780
I got to get a break in.

726
00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:33,780
I just did this whole lot of second.

727
00:41:33,780 --> 00:41:34,780
This is.

728
00:41:34,780 --> 00:41:38,780
That's the twig of the week.

729
00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:40,780
I'm a little dizzy.

730
00:41:40,780 --> 00:41:42,980
I'm a little sleepy now.

731
00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:45,140
Well, don't work too hard now.

732
00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:46,140
Come on.

733
00:41:46,140 --> 00:41:47,140
Oh, man.

734
00:41:47,140 --> 00:41:48,140
I'm out of that.

735
00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:49,140
You should sit down.

736
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,140
You should sit down.

737
00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:52,740
I feel I got a stretch a little bit.

738
00:41:52,740 --> 00:41:54,460
That was, that was going to be a full man.

739
00:41:54,460 --> 00:41:57,780
That was, I mean, like six seconds into that.

740
00:41:57,780 --> 00:41:59,460
I was already feeling it.

741
00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:03,860
You got in the 10 second mark and I was like, holy shit.

742
00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:05,180
I am, I am burnt.

743
00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:06,380
I am burnt from that.

744
00:42:06,380 --> 00:42:07,380
That's amazing.

745
00:42:07,380 --> 00:42:08,380
How about a shape?

746
00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:09,380
I am really.

747
00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:10,380
I got to spend, you know what?

748
00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:11,620
I'm going to go home for the week.

749
00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:12,620
I'll just take the right.

750
00:42:12,620 --> 00:42:16,460
I just got back from Christmas and New Year's, but I'm going to take the next week off.

751
00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:17,740
I think I did my job here.

752
00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:18,740
I'm good.

753
00:42:18,740 --> 00:42:20,460
I'm solid for what I've done.

754
00:42:20,460 --> 00:42:21,460
Mike drop.

755
00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:26,220
Now, I saw this posted on Reddit and we've talked a little bit about this here at the

756
00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:27,220
dad's home podcast.

757
00:42:27,220 --> 00:42:28,420
So I want to bring it up again.

758
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:31,420
What we've talked about in Dr. Nation.

759
00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:32,820
That's what I'm going to call it for what it's worth.

760
00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:34,460
I think it's legitimate.

761
00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:36,460
I mean, I like it.

762
00:42:36,460 --> 00:42:38,660
It doesn't even talk in politics.

763
00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:39,660
I'm just talking.

764
00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:40,660
What is it?

765
00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:43,980
My parents were like, my kid is going to know that.

766
00:42:43,980 --> 00:42:45,860
My kid is going to know that.

767
00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:46,860
I know.

768
00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:47,700
I'm going to guess this is on your list.

769
00:42:47,700 --> 00:42:48,700
We haven't talked about this.

770
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:51,300
But I guess Star Wars is someplace on your list.

771
00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:54,460
But let me just highlight for you one very important thing here.

772
00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:55,460
I have a couple.

773
00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:56,940
I'm going to try to get.

774
00:42:56,940 --> 00:42:58,860
They have a newborn.

775
00:42:58,860 --> 00:43:03,860
Luke is of their newborn and he's officially, I believe eight months old, maybe closer to

776
00:43:03,860 --> 00:43:06,540
10 months old right now.

777
00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:14,700
That couple every single year at least once takes their vacation to Disney World.

778
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:15,900
They live in New York.

779
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:16,700
They go to Disney World.

780
00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:17,740
They're Disney people.

781
00:43:17,740 --> 00:43:21,020
They are the Disney first.

782
00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:22,020
Right?

783
00:43:22,020 --> 00:43:24,220
So everybody knows how much attention about this today.

784
00:43:24,220 --> 00:43:25,220
Yes.

785
00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:29,580
And there's all, we won't get into the whole underworld, the city underworld of Disney and

786
00:43:29,580 --> 00:43:33,060
the nightclubs that happen and you have to pay, unfortunately, but we know that they're

787
00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:34,060
Disney people.

788
00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:39,460
People who are so in love with Disney and what it's meant to them for years, they get married

789
00:43:39,460 --> 00:43:41,260
at Disney or they get engaged at Disney.

790
00:43:41,260 --> 00:43:46,260
Guess where my friend and his fiancee and now wife got engaged at Disney.

791
00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:47,260
Hold on.

792
00:43:47,260 --> 00:43:48,260
Hold on.

793
00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:49,260
Imagine it.

794
00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:50,660
Yeah, got it.

795
00:43:50,660 --> 00:43:56,460
So I know Luke is going to be indoctrinated into the Disney cult.

796
00:43:56,460 --> 00:44:00,700
The thing is, I mean, isn't that Star Wars Disney World?

797
00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:02,500
It's all connected now.

798
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:04,500
It would see, I can't really call it that.

799
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:05,500
They have another kid.

800
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,460
No, but if they have another kid, they name him Leia.

801
00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:19,100
You know, especially if it's a him or two, I would say that, um, Fader, I was in there.

802
00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:25,900
Luke is going to have every Disney element in his room on his walls growing up.

803
00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:28,540
He'll be, he'll be subjected to nothing but the Disney channel.

804
00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:29,980
I know how this is going to go for Luke.

805
00:44:29,980 --> 00:44:30,980
I very clear on that.

806
00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:32,980
And I don't have any, I don't, I don't find it wrong.

807
00:44:32,980 --> 00:44:34,500
I know that that's their thing.

808
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:37,140
You just know that that's how these parents are going to go.

809
00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:40,180
I, and that, that folks is indoctrination.

810
00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:41,180
That's indoctrination.

811
00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:44,140
I brought my girls up.

812
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:50,780
One of the things I feel confident that I taught them was proper rock music knowledge.

813
00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:55,060
Like, I've told you this before, my girls can hear a ruption by Van Halen and no in the

814
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:57,460
opening notes that that's Eddie Van Halen's eruption.

815
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:59,020
No, no lyrics, no anything.

816
00:44:59,020 --> 00:45:00,420
That's the guitar playing.

817
00:45:00,420 --> 00:45:02,420
They know that that's Eddie Van Halen.

818
00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:07,860
My daughter Lucky can hear get this Louis Armstrong on the radio.

819
00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:09,980
I'm like, even a Louis Armstrong Christmas song.

820
00:45:09,980 --> 00:45:11,820
I say, who's that?

821
00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:14,860
She says Louis Armstrong said, what's his nickname?

822
00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:16,460
She goes, Sachmo.

823
00:45:16,460 --> 00:45:17,460
You believe that shit?

824
00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:18,460
Damn.

825
00:45:18,460 --> 00:45:19,460
Right?

826
00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:20,460
That's my ten year old.

827
00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:23,300
That's my ten year old knowing Sachmo and Louis Armstrong.

828
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:28,740
So I feel like I've kind of in the world of music, I've done a pretty good job of

829
00:45:28,740 --> 00:45:33,980
indoctrinating them into what I think is cool music to listen to and that they've both gone

830
00:45:33,980 --> 00:45:35,620
and seen Green Day.

831
00:45:35,620 --> 00:45:36,620
Some more than others.

832
00:45:36,620 --> 00:45:38,660
My lucky just some for the first time this year.

833
00:45:38,660 --> 00:45:40,260
I've taken them to go see Green Day.

834
00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:42,700
So I know that that's been a big thing for me.

835
00:45:42,700 --> 00:45:43,700
But what are some of the other things?

836
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:51,260
I was saw this posted on Reddit that showed apparent asking on a parenting thread through

837
00:45:51,260 --> 00:45:52,260
Reddit.

838
00:45:52,260 --> 00:45:57,260
If people remembered Calvin and Hobbs, the comments, yes.

839
00:45:57,260 --> 00:46:01,940
Because they had all these books because the guy who drew Calvin and Hobbs, not only did

840
00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:06,380
he do it as a cartoon for the paper, a comic strip for the paper, he also put books together

841
00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:08,340
when he had a collection of him for a couple of years.

842
00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:11,220
He put a book together and he put a number of those books together.

843
00:46:11,220 --> 00:46:16,100
And they're saying, we read these with my child when they go to bed or when we're getting

844
00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:18,660
up in the morning, whatever it may be, we're reading the Calvin and Hobbs.

845
00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:23,420
And so they were wondering how many people do things like that where they remember something

846
00:46:23,420 --> 00:46:26,980
that was important to them when they were growing up and are sharing it with their

847
00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:32,320
kids now. So, I wanted to find out from you Chad what some of those things were that you've

848
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:36,220
brought to the table that you absolutely said to yourself and maybe you and your wife

849
00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:42,980
had this conversation. This is something our kids are going to know. Our kids are going

850
00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:44,140
to know this.

851
00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:53,680
Yeah, so I mean, you really kind of... I saw a worse. I think it was probably the top of

852
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:59,080
my list. That was such a... I watched that movie when I was like seven or eight with my grandmother

853
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:04,160
in Iowa at a matinee and I'm sure at that point she's like, I don't know why the hell

854
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:09,360
I'm be he wanted to go see this whatever. Okay, I'll take him. Yeah. But that was a watershed

855
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:14,160
moment in my life because I and really in filmmaking as well. Like it was such a...

856
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:20,560
Departure for the time. Yeah. No, for the time. It was huge. So, and then of course now

857
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:27,240
there's this gigantic universe and you know, spin off shows and a timeline and books and

858
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:36,560
all the stuff. Legos. Legos Star Wars exactly. So, I've been... We're pretty deep into Star

859
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:44,560
Wars lore culture around here. I think all three of my kids probably two more than all

860
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:51,840
three of them, but know something have seen Star Wars Watch the Show. We can talk Star Wars.

861
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:59,280
We can recognize vehicles. Oh, that's a ship. So here for Christmas, we had an advent calendar

862
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:06,080
that was Star Wars Legos. So, there were like these little mini ships and little mini figures

863
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:10,320
and like all this stuff from Star Wars. And it was like, you know, my kids would build something

864
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:16,400
and they're like, what's this then? I'm like, oh, that's a Sokotato ship. And you know, so some

865
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:21,200
of the stuff they didn't recognize, but obviously also because they're like minis, right? But,

866
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:27,520
so there was a lot of that in the house. So, that's the kind of Star Wars lore in our house.

867
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:34,480
Another thing too is like it's same thing. I would say Monty Python. All nice. And so

868
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:40,640
we grew up. I grew up, anyway, was watching with like with my buddies in middle school high school.

869
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:48,080
It was, it was, you know, we quote the movies back and forth to each other. It was like summertime.

870
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:53,760
Right. Exactly. It's like, oh, we've already got to graze. It's very nice.

871
00:48:53,760 --> 00:49:01,360
I fought in your general direction. Right. Now go away. But so,

872
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:08,400
I had a great experience. Actually, just today, my kid shared with me these guys in

873
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:14,080
France who air being beat the castle, I guess they used. Oh wow.

874
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:19,680
A castle that was similar to the, that scene where like, you know, he's he's up in the castle.

875
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,880
Hey, we're looking for the little girl. It's a guy we've already got one. The French guy up in the

876
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:29,760
castle. And yes, they they reenacted that like from from Monty Python. So the fact that my kid would

877
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:35,680
be like, Oh, hey, look, Monty Python, funny, send it to her dad. Yeah. Kind of kind of thing. So

878
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:41,760
yes, you pop out your chest to that. Yes, you're like, look, I'm not saying it's the greatest comedy

879
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,840
on the face of the earth. Although for me, I do find it to be some of the greatest poets. But like,

880
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:50,720
I figure if my kid likes the office, they're going to like stuff like Monty Python, right? That's

881
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:56,080
sure. Yeah. That's in line with that type of humor. So they're going to like that. And I just,

882
00:49:56,080 --> 00:50:01,040
it's just hit me because Kim and I have been struggling for things to make sure Charlie sees

883
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:05,040
before she goes off to college. Like I've wrecked this club pretty in pink. Those kinds of things

884
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:10,880
from the 80s. I wanted her to see she's seen die hard. I don't know what who raised this kid to think

885
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:15,520
she's okay, hating die hard. Like what the fuck is your problem? It's die hard. This is amazing.

886
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:22,480
But she doesn't like die hard. I I don't think we've ever sat down and watched

887
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:30,320
a Monty Python with her. And I feel like I've left that out because it's so it's a she intrinsically

888
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:36,720
is somebody who loves English people and the the the culture. So I think she would really enjoy it

889
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:42,240
on that level, but also just sort of satirically making fun of history on top of it all would be

890
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:47,040
the plus that I think she'd find herself interested in that. But I haven't had that chance.

891
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:52,800
So I haven't had that chance to to to teacher that yet. Have her life of life of Brian and the

892
00:50:52,800 --> 00:51:00,000
meaning of life are also both yes, films. She loves musicals. So I do think like meaning of life.

893
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:09,200
I'm sure. Yeah. And really Monty Python were like there's some so much comedic genius there.

894
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:15,440
And it's like everything right. Everything has history. It's got culture. It's got influence.

895
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:22,880
It's got all these pieces of parts and Monty Python culturally from a humor standpoint from a

896
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:29,920
Hollywood standpoint has lots and lots and lots of influence on things that happen today. It's

897
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:36,720
like the shit that these kids watch to a tick-tock and yes, whatever it like. If you were remotely

898
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:41,920
academic about the stuff which I am not, right. I can pretend to be in a room full of people

899
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:48,000
all were having cocktails for sure I can do that. But there are you can you can pick up these little

900
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:53,920
pieces and parts of the influence of those. You know, it's it's not there's no original ideas. It's

901
00:51:53,920 --> 00:52:01,840
not where you take it from. It's where you take it to, right. And so the fact that people take these

902
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:07,600
things ideas. I mean, even even Star Wars. Yeah, I've seen these comedians that talk about how like

903
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:12,800
Harry Potter is basically just a rehash of Star Wars, right. They compare the characters and Star Wars

904
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:23,760
the characters and I know it's the pieces are compelling. I got to say it's okay for comedic purposes.

905
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:30,080
Obviously, but I mean, my point in that is just like once you start seeing the similarities between

906
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:37,040
things, you're like, no, okay, well, I get it, right. So yeah, especially watershed things like Star Wars.

907
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:44,480
I mean, it was the fact that it could potentially have influenced the Harry Potter series is

908
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:50,160
fantastically interesting. Even if it's just a joke, it's great. Oh, be cool, right. Yes. There's

909
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:54,240
there's enough similarities and parallels there where you're kind of like, all right, but

910
00:52:54,240 --> 00:53:00,640
you it's still an entirely different feeling, genre, whatever. So I love that. So for me,

911
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:08,800
to round it up finish this bit, yeah, Star Wars money, Python, like the 80s things that I grew up

912
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:16,160
with culturally. And you and I have talked about Beastie boys. Yeah, absolutely girls too.

913
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:21,600
Yeah. And actually, I just, I just thought of this John Hughes films. So you mentioned

914
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:29,200
pretty in pink, right? Right. Like weird science club, breakfast club, all of those. And we've,

915
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:35,360
as a family, sat down and watched breakfast club. And I don't think they know how influential and how

916
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:45,600
big a deal, John Hughes films were and are to culture. So it's, it's, I don't know, do you read or watch

917
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:53,680
the movie Ready Player One? I feel like I did, I read the book, start reading it and then I watch

918
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:59,840
the movie. Yes. Yeah. Ernest Klein actually, he's a guy here from Austin and used to live

919
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:05,840
down the streets from some friends of ours before he became, you know, uber famous. But anyway,

920
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:12,560
lots are short his, his, his, he's a guy who had, his kind of captured that like here are all the

921
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:19,200
pop culture things from the 80s, right? That were influential to him, probably I would imagine

922
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:24,800
the same age as us. And it's kind of the, this list list that we talked about, right? Like,

923
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:31,680
right. You know, money Python, John Hughes, Star Wars, you know, and if you've seen the movie,

924
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:36,000
anybody, you know, like how much, how many Easter eggs there are in the movie? Yes.

925
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:43,920
And, and that's the book is the same exact way. And, and that, that movie for me too is like sort of like,

926
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:51,280
oh, yeah, well, that's, that's me. Yeah. But yeah, that's, that's what I'd say. So just the things,

927
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:56,720
I think like to your point, the things that I grew up with that were meaningful to me and, and part of

928
00:54:56,720 --> 00:55:04,480
my makeup, right? Mostly pop culture stuff. Yes. Is, is, is the stuff I indoctrinate my children too?

929
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:09,760
And I would say this just as a tip for that. And I think that that's, one of the things that I'll add

930
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:16,480
is that for me growing up, I don't know for you, but for me growing up, I was a huge fan of where the

931
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:22,720
sidewalk ends. Shell Silvia, yeah, yeah, and those poems in there. And, and could, could hearken back

932
00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:27,840
simply enough to things like, you know, it go me, pick, go me, tickle me, too, or Sarah Cynthia Silvia

933
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:32,480
Stout, the way he wrote everything and the way that those things flow together that I couldn't help,

934
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:36,000
but introduce my girl to that to the point in my tenure, well, now we'll just go and she's getting

935
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:40,800
ready for bed. She just wants to read a few of the poems to me that we've read time and time and time

936
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:47,760
again, not with a silly dad voice for the characters or any of that kind of stuff, but just because she is

937
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:52,320
loved those poems and both of my kids have fallen in love with that as well. From the giving tree,

938
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:57,760
which I think sort of was like the sidewalk was the entry point for that. That's what kind of broke

939
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:01,680
them in with a smaller, short poems and then some of the longer ones that were in there. And then

940
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:05,840
eventually they got into the giving tree. And then now we've got every possible book that he's had

941
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:12,720
and they'll find similar people throughout their life. Like in fact, my 10-year-olds fifth grade

942
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:17,760
teacher now, he keeps a copy of where the sidewalk ends in his classroom and she just loves that and

943
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:22,560
we'll go over and talk to him about everything. I've actually thought before about how great would it be

944
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:27,680
to take some of these completely, "Ickle me, pickle me, tickle me, too," and do like a VH1 behind the

945
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:32,800
music of each of those characters. Like what was the truth behind pickle me? You know, those kinds of

946
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:37,840
things would be fun to just do for funs, you say. Things that never really existed but we could kind of

947
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:42,320
create a good backstory for. I think that would be fun to do. But it's those kinds of things where

948
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:48,560
don't feel for a second that because you loved that your kids not going to or they're going to think

949
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:52,080
they're going to think they're going to hate it, they're not going to be cool with it, they're going

950
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:57,920
to get your passion from it. So when they feel their passion coming from you, when they see that you

951
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:02,720
love talking about it, when there's a smile that comes on your face because you're talking about it,

952
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:09,040
star wars, the death star, what happened on Tatooine, whatever it might be, and they're feeling that

953
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:14,160
energy from you, they're going to absorb it. It's going to be in there. It's going to be put into them.

954
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:18,800
And that is, I think, the best part of being a parent is when you can have those kinds of

955
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:23,360
conversations and then find out from them where that energy is coming for them. What is that created

956
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:30,000
an interest for them about and where you kind of open that door for them. That's where that, you know,

957
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:37,360
the simpatico portion of you and your kid finding that same kind of passion in something will never

958
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:44,000
grow old and it will continue to grow from there. This is generational, so I just thought about this.

959
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:56,400
My dad introduced me to like Lee Marvin movies. Like it, and so I used to watch with him,

960
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:05,920
I'll never forget watching Sahara, the original movie with the like tank in the Sahara Desert,

961
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:12,080
right? And watch that with him. He introduced me to a lot of movies that were probably,

962
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:19,040
you know, really special to him back in the day. So I remember as a kid watching these movies with

963
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:23,680
my dad, he's sitting down and telling me the story of these movies and, okay, this is Lee Marvin,

964
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:32,720
he did this. And so I love that it was generational. I think that all parents really,

965
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:38,720
dads, particularly like if you share this stuff, like you said, you share this stuff with your kids,

966
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:49,520
it makes them more well-rounded human beings, number one. But there is, it creates a connection

967
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:56,080
there with your kids that is deep and meaningful beyond anything really that you can

968
00:58:56,080 --> 00:59:06,560
buy. Yeah. It's, it's, you know, if I would bought something for my kid, here you go, that is not

969
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:10,800
the same as me sharing. Hey, let me share something that is meaningful to me and to alternate you

970
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,960
into Star Wars. Yeah, you could buy them a video game. But if you don't have a passion for it, you

971
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:18,240
haven't played it before. You're not showing them something that you've played before. You can't

972
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:22,320
force that connection from that, right? That's right. And I think the same thing, like I got my daughter,

973
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:30,240
guitar hero on a, we had to buy a we off of eBay, an old 2005 Nintendo we off of eBay. And then I

974
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:35,760
had to track down the guitar hero game that's still on the CD rum. Then I had to find a guitar that

975
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:40,000
hopefully wasn't broken, which in this particular case, you could only strum up, which is not good

976
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:45,920
for guitar hero. So we had to go get another one. We had to go meet somebody in a, like a grocery store,

977
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:52,320
parking lot to go buy 45 minutes away to go buy this. Anyways, we finally got it all over. And in the

978
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:56,960
whole thing, all she wanted to do was just sit down and play guitar hero against me the whole time.

979
00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:01,280
And then we brought my 10 year old daughter in the mix, and my wife had played back when my daughter

980
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:07,760
was seven years old. That's her. So to have that passion and that kind of fun, and she's helping me

981
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:13,360
read off cheat code so we can download all the music on the wheels. It was just, it was unlocking everything,

982
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:19,840
was so much fun and fantastic on Christmas day. It was that is a moment. Yeah, that is a moment too,

983
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:25,600
though, that your kids will remember a lot, but that your connection with them in that moment. And

984
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,440
just the process, probably of getting all that shit in the first place, but then sitting down and

985
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:37,360
cheat coding and like, they'll never forget that. And I think it's our job as parents to build that

986
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:43,280
kind of connection with our kids. Yeah, that is true love. That is parent parental love for your kid.

987
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:52,560
It just, that's, that's amazing shit. Yeah, I think so. And I'm, dude, this story about the guitar hero,

988
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:57,360
you didn't tell me that, that's amazing. I love that so much. Yeah, it's in, and it was, she said it was

989
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:02,800
the by far the best gift that she got all Christmas and she was so thrilled with it. And I,

990
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:06,640
and I was like, we can put it up in your room if you want on the TV there. She's like, no, no, no,

991
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:10,160
I want to play it down here with you. And that was, that was the key was making sure that the whole

992
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:14,400
family could play. And, and even getting our 10 year old into it, it would never play it before. And,

993
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:19,680
you know, back when this thing was popular, some, you know, seven plus years ago, she wouldn't have

994
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:25,440
any interest in it at all, but she's totally into it now. So, it's vintage now. It's vintage, vintage,

995
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:30,240
now, chat, it's vintage. It's, that's exactly what it is, but it was, it was, it was kind of, it was fun to

996
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:35,040
get it in, plug it in, play it, and hear all the sounds of the Wii starting up again, all that

997
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:40,800
stuff. So now she wants to get the Wii sports. And anyways, it was a fun thing that, yes, I

998
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:46,800
indoctrinated her seven years ago when I first started playing it. And she was watching me as a kid,

999
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:51,440
and she would play. We put it on the easy level for her. And now that she's graduating high school

1000
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:57,040
as a senior, this is what she's thrilled to be able to play. Yeah, she has Nintendo Switch. She

1001
01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:01,440
has Xbox, but she's got a Wii and she can play guitar hero and she's thrilled the death that she can

1002
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:07,360
do that. So that's where that passion and that love comes in from for sure. Speak your passion and love.

1003
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:17,920
Three parents who I believe don't have any. Let's love. Let's love. At the very least, we are all

1004
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:24,400
totally ready to question whether they have it or not. That'll be coming up next here on the Dad's

1005
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:37,600
own podcast.

1006
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:43,840
But part do a man in my country, county taxes, tax, and even the state for recently, the dog bit hard

1007
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:48,000
into Purdue's hand and refused to release its cleanse. But Purdue didn't complain that the

1008
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:53,520
dog had ruined his manicured fingernails in their shiny translucent nail polish. Why not? Because he

1009
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:58,320
didn't have any girly nail polish on. In fact, he doesn't even know what the word manicure means. He

1010
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:03,040
thinks it's when a guy gets better. With the snorling beast still digging into his hand,

1011
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:08,240
Purdue didn't pull some woosey crap and try to reason with the animal. He didn't say, let's compromise.

1012
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:13,120
Let's pass a UN resolution. Let's talk about your problems. Did you have a rough childhood? Hell no.

1013
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:18,400
The Texans ride in one foot tall, fanged monster a full block and a half to his house, where he then,

1014
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:25,440
according to police, choked it to death. No real man like Purdue is going to let that pit fall

1015
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:31,120
off with a warning. It's one strike and you're strangled at death. He's judge, jury, and executioner.

1016
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:36,560
And more importantly, he's a real man. And now, Dragon Slayer. This has been Lee Camp. For more

1017
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:49,040
funny crap, check out LeeCamp.net and Sharkbaby.com.

1018
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,240
A new report from the National Health Institute finds most Americans get the majority of their exercise

1019
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:56,880
while drunk. Activities like stumbling from one bar to another constituted the most

1020
01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:00,320
aerobic activity most Americans performed in an average week.

1021
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:04,480
On your news network, health expert Dr. Jeffrey Atka has the health pulse.

1022
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:08,960
Thanks, Andrea. The study's findings are clear. Drinking to excess is now one of the most

1023
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:14,560
healthy activities Americans regularly do. Poysting friends into the air and overly enthusiastic hugs,

1024
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:19,040
gesticulating wildly while telling stories and chasing crying girlfriends down the street

1025
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:23,600
verse far more calories than most sober activities. My buddies got me to do a tag stand the other night.

1026
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:28,720
I worked my arms out like that in like three years. Dr. Will Garvin devised the study after consuming

1027
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:33,760
half a handle look Captain Morgan Rob in 2006. I wrote the research proposal that very same night.

1028
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:38,640
And then my colleagues and I went and knocked over a statue. Most people will burn more calories

1029
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:42,080
wandering around looking for different cars so they can get a ride home than they will in an

1030
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:46,480
entire week of sobriety. Garvin and his team spent almost three years conducting a research.

1031
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:50,880
They found that spreading across a parking lot after being caught shoplifting an armful of hot dogs

1032
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:55,280
from a circle K is good for the heart and lungs and climbing out of the back of your car after

1033
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:59,840
crashing into a fence works the legs. According to Garvin, one need not drink to get the health

1034
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:05,840
benefits of drunken behavior. Even if you don't drink try to spend at least one night a week climbing

1035
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:11,280
your local water tower or throwing glass mugs against a wall. Dr. Garvin is hoping the study will guide

1036
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:16,160
policy to get America healthier. He's directing a pilot program in several schools to promote exercise

1037
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:21,280
and kids by serving whiskey at lunch. On the health pulse, I'm Jeffrey Echel. The findings weren't

1038
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:27,040
the same for all Americans. Dr. Garvin found the study does not apply to homeless people. Coming up next

1039
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:31,680
to the dinosaur. He's a new prescription drug. Give me the phone. Give me the phone. You not

1040
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:36,320
getting phone back. You get your shit together. I snatched the phone. He broke down. He said come on.

1041
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:46,800
He started moving down. Don't do me like that. He said take my leg instead. Take my leg. What?

1042
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:52,160
What give me the goddamn phone? You not getting the phone back. You get your shit together.

1043
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:57,840
When I take the phone, I say to myself, you know what? I need to go through my son's phone. I need to see

1044
01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:03,040
what my son has been talking about when he's got their phones. Air responsible on my part as a parent

1045
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:07,760
to not know what's on my son's phone. I go to go to the phone. People I realize I don't have the code.

1046
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:11,920
I don't got the thumbprint, the face ID, nothing. Put the code in the phone so I can see what you've

1047
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:16,880
been talking about. Straight face, my son said, nah man, I ain't gonna do it. That's not what?

1048
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:21,280
Boy, put the code in the phone before I punch you on the fucking throat. That's what I said.

1049
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:29,520
I said down. He took off running. He don't live in this house. I'm not gonna see him at the dinner table in

1050
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:35,440
10 minutes. I say, anybody chasing you, give me the code to the phone if I kick you in the back.

1051
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:52,160
Sweet a guy from downstairs, all I heard was, fuck you. I'm a killer. I'm about to kill him.

1052
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:59,920
I run downstairs, grab my son by the neck. I start choking the shit out of my son.

1053
01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:11,360
What the fuck do you say to me? He couldn't breathe. He said that's the code. The code is fuck you.

1054
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:24,480
That's a good code, son. That's a good code. Is it why all you order letter you? How you spell it?

1055
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:34,640
Kevin Hart, that's on podcast, that jokes. All right, I'm not saying that the following three parents

1056
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:41,040
might have similar situations, Chad, but I am saying, I think they're kids at the end of each of

1057
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:45,440
these will say fuck you to them. That's what I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that's what we

1058
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:54,160
can expect to see as we look at some of these kids from our standpoint. Holy shit, what were these

1059
01:07:54,160 --> 01:08:02,320
parents thinking in white possibly these three, one of them might be the worst parent of 2025.

1060
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:05,840
So are you ready to take a look at the contestants this week? I can't wait.

1061
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:10,000
Okay. Now look, I think it's only fair. I feel like in the last few weeks we've done this.

1062
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,840
There's been a lot of dads that we've been weighing really heavily on their actions.

1063
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:18,960
And I think it's about time we bring them all into this situation. This is worst parent of 2025,

1064
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:25,120
not necessarily worst dad. Oh, necessarily worst mom, but certainly worst parent of 2025. This mom

1065
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:32,240
with what's about to happen on tape decides that she's got one job and one job only and boy,

1066
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:43,040
does she stick to it? Oh boy. The car rolls with the kid and what does she do? She keeps rolling,

1067
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:50,400
the camera. She spends time rolling footage on what happens here when he goes down the hill. Dad

1068
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:57,680
and son, look at the kid. Oh, oh, oh, oh, kids out. Dad's on top. First of all, it sounds like the kid was

1069
01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:04,080
laughing, didn't it? It's only the kid wasn't dead. Yeah, the could be crying, could be laughing, not sure.

1070
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:09,520
Yeah, unclear at this point as to which one it is, but he definitely does. She gets the footage.

1071
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:15,520
That was her at the corner one more time here in this. And it's her overflip.

1072
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:24,880
But you don't see her rush over. Wait, is that the end? That's the end right there.

1073
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:28,080
It's right there with her with her. How do I see what happens next?

1074
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:32,160
By the way, the footage saying she's put this in here could always count on my husband to do dumb

1075
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:39,600
shit like this. Where were you? You went right there. You didn't even rush over when dad and son

1076
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:44,000
rolled the car with no cage on the car, by the way. Good good job, dad.

1077
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:47,520
Rolled the car. No helmets came spilling out of the car.

1078
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:55,760
Good job, dad is now a dad is also now laying on top of this child. You might have probably

1079
01:09:55,760 --> 01:10:00,880
probably cutting off oxygen to the child. Definitely, definitely feels a little bit like that. I mean,

1080
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:09,520
we did hear the child. We had a cry or laugh. I think it's a cry or gas could be.

1081
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:14,560
It's a cry or start a cry, start of a cry or something. It's definitely doesn't sound

1082
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:19,520
particularly happy. All right. So that one's a mom that's up for the parent worst parent of the year

1083
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:24,640
2025. Now I bring you this reminds me of the one from last year, though, where the we watched the

1084
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:30,720
parents film their child drive off a cliff into the forest. Yes. Yes. Look, we're just going to tape it

1085
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:36,400
or we're going to throw the bone for the dog while the dog is tied to the kids trying to write

1086
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:40,880
what happens and take it. We're going to film it. Right. Now we're going to film it. So

1087
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:46,080
let's throw a frisbee to the great Dane who has a six month old attached to him and see what happens.

1088
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:50,800
Like someone that's supposed to be like parasailing or something for the kid. What science?

1089
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,400
It's science is what science is. Science is what science is.

1090
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:53,360
Science is what it is. Science is what it is. Science is what it is. Science is what it is.

1091
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:56,640
Speaking of science, this guy never went to science class.

1092
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:09,920
Oh boy. Oh yeah. That's a little kid who's crying because he knows better when young dad decides he's

1093
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:15,120
going to force his son to take a picture with a lion. Now it's not like standing in front of a lion's

1094
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:23,120
cage. He's in the cage with the lion sitting the lion sitting on just a wooden palette and he's going

1095
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:34,080
up behind the lion to put his son on the lion's back. Now I just as I've seen both the animated version

1096
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:40,480
of Lion King and the live action recent version of nevertheless. This was nowhere in there.

1097
01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:44,800
James Earl Jones God bless him has no voice in this particular side.

1098
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:51,920
Now look the kid doesn't want to be on the lion. The lion doesn't want the kid on the lion. He can't

1099
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:58,160
tell right now but the kid screaming in his lion ear and that's where the guy the lion turns around

1100
01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:05,920
I'm going to say look at that. Scared to shit but it's a good thing it wasn't scared enough to take

1101
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:11,760
that dude's leg off or eat that kid alive because he's not getting away particularly quickly from

1102
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:19,440
the lion. You can still see that. Right. Well when I do appreciate about this father though which

1103
01:12:19,440 --> 01:12:27,120
probably maybe maybe keeps him in the I'm not the worst parent category is he does grab the kid

1104
01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:33,840
off the lion and run away with the kid right and puts the puts himself in between the lion and the

1105
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:40,080
kid so yeah I've given him a good problems for that like he didn't drop the kid he didn't drop the

1106
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:44,000
kid and run. I'm going to deduct some of those points that you just gave him you gave him some credit

1107
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:50,000
points I'm deducting because he's wearing sandals and you cannot run away from a lion in sandals.

1108
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:54,080
In sandals you should never eat your alliance cage in sandals like if you're going to enter a

1109
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:59,520
lion's cage it better be in sneakers or in some new balance shoes something you can move relatively

1110
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:06,480
quickly. I'll even take work boots but you cannot go into a lion's cage and even if you're

1111
01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:12,720
a lion king you cannot go into the lion's cage if you are exclusively wearing sandals you can't

1112
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:17,760
wear teva's in a lion's cage so I'm going to take some of those. Okay fair. But maybe not the worst

1113
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:21,840
parent here's parent number three you tell me this in the perfect cold weather that we are seeing in

1114
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:26,640
some parts of this country right now snow coming down in other parts of the country this is something

1115
01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:30,720
just to remind yourself somebody did a voice over for it which I thought was kind of funny so we added

1116
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:35,440
that in here but here's what not to do with your kids when you're going into the winter weather.

1117
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:41,920
Let's see if they're jumping off with their coats and they get all your god almighty. Oh my lord.

1118
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:49,680
Let's watch that again this season. I have my winner. This is a mom or dad somebody who's got the kid

1119
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:53,840
in front of them so they're on their own. That's mom going down the hill. That's mom. Okay mom's

1120
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:59,680
going down the hill. A little one is standing between her legs on his own skis as they are going

1121
01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:04,720
down the hill they're about ready to hit a jump and when they hit that jump oddly enough that's when

1122
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:10,800
mom decides this would be a good point right here at the top of the jump to throw him off like you're

1123
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:16,640
throwing him into the pool to teach him to swim on his own only it's a frozen turf that he's going to

1124
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:23,520
come down landing upon and it looks like he's never done this before so it looks like he's not used to

1125
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:29,680
the fact that you like put the freeze frame right there right before she let's go of the kid yeah

1126
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:36,560
is that's an epic shot right there still epic still epic and she's she's dropping down

1127
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:43,920
he's continuing on his own art all of a sudden he's like I think he's got his arms out like Jesus maybe

1128
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:52,480
okay okay I'm being sacrificed there he is mom mom's ducking is he's coming down to the ground

1129
01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:59,440
she's not trying to catch him she's not she doesn't want him to hurt her toe

1130
01:14:59,440 --> 01:15:09,120
or break a knee cap for her yeah she's getting out of his way as he is about to land flat down on his back

1131
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:17,120
that's a good question he wrote it all right there what he's wearing a helmet so I mean okay so

1132
01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:25,680
yeah yeah give him a point for that I credit to to the kid for not like going straight down on his

1133
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:32,320
back well you did look at the point no he does but he kind of he put the last second he turns to his side

1134
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:40,000
but then then he bounces like a ball a rubber ball off of the concrete floor oh and then has

1135
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:47,120
yard sale skis come off he's you know he might be might be dead right here I don't know he could

1136
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:53,280
could be could be he's faced down at least on the lips yes at least on my yes yes and at that

1137
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:57,520
point we still don't even see her stop just now stopping to come over and see if he's okay his arms

1138
01:15:57,520 --> 01:16:02,880
are laid out like Jesus he's very Jesus he in this boat he is he is unconscious right now he is

1139
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:08,160
unconscious out like yeah and we're saying when we're saying a kid like this kid just based upon

1140
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:16,400
the size mom he's probably I'd say three five say four five maybe something like that yeah oh my

1141
01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:20,400
God let's watch it once again right here and show you how some of the Olympians are the future

1142
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:24,560
train see them are jumping off with their coach and they oh my God some of them are

1143
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:31,280
jumping off with their coach the future Olympians

1144
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:37,840
oh there's what the voiceover yes I love it yes it's funny because we were talking about this and I

1145
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:43,120
was like well this is just like you know the long jumper ski guys it's like that's what you did

1146
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:48,240
she's just like okay this is what it's like kid go right Chuck's him out Chuck's him out of the air

1147
01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:53,440
like I've seen I've seen parents who think that's and maybe some people feel that's why you

1148
01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:58,480
teach a kid to swim you just throw them in the water immersion yeah right and here's an

1149
01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:06,640
immersion on a frozen surface he's with possible concussions at a very high rate of speed by the way

1150
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:11,200
that's like if you were j if you were driving by the pool like you're like I'm gonna throw my kid

1151
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:17,440
in the pool but I do do it at 80 miles an hour out the sun roof of our car that's what I'm sorry

1152
01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:21,920
I'm sorry if he bounces off the pool deck before he makes it to the pool hey hey that's

1153
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:25,760
on my phone that's his fault that's his fault that's how is he gonna learn he's got to learn

1154
01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:30,240
you know you learn how you learn Olympians with a future train see they're jumping up with their coach

1155
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:33,760
and the oh my god can touch you right there broken neck

1156
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:43,120
he goes from this terrible he goes from this kid who seems like he's got his life in front of him

1157
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:48,560
to all of a sudden crash test dummy within two seconds because mom or whoever threw him off of the

1158
01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:54,000
jump onto the frozen ice good job good job all right so Chad of those three I know it's a tough one

1159
01:17:54,000 --> 01:18:01,600
to think about here of those three oh yeah I gotta go I gotta go with mom throwing kid that's the one

1160
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:09,680
that's mine yeah I think I I it's hard to not choose dad putting kid on the line because they just

1161
01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:16,080
did manage to get out of it yeah but this you didn't manage to get out of the ski there was no

1162
01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:23,200
he may know this is just this is there's no there's no effort by the parent here to lessen the

1163
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:29,840
blow of this correct no matter of fact is like parent parent got out of the way Chad the parent got

1164
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:34,640
all the way out of the way so they wouldn't get hurt when the kid can cost himself that's what

1165
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:41,120
look I don't care if he hits his head on the ice I just don't need them hurting my knee I gotta get

1166
01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:46,800
down this hill yes maybe I'll be dragging his still lifeless body down the hill but I've got to

1167
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:51,040
drag the body down the hill so please don't crush my knee I've already got arthritis don't that's

1168
01:18:51,040 --> 01:19:02,160
right that's your god almighty parents what the fuck well and I think in all fairness um

1169
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:10,800
that this is uh this may be the worst one we've had I mean this just really does feel so intentional

1170
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:18,800
that's just child child abuse is really is it is child abuse and and and and again the result like

1171
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:23,120
we don't know what happened with the kid whose dad tried to throw him on the back of the the

1172
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:28,240
bucking bronco right on the bowl or whatever it was right that was one of the dads who made it in

1173
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:33,840
we don't know what happened here here we know what happened this kid is unconscious is out cold is

1174
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:40,480
probably still in traction somewhere if if you want to know what happened to the kid on the bowl we

1175
01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:46,240
just watch this video this is sort of like the what happens after except that kid didn't have a helmet

1176
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:51,840
on the Olympians of the future train see they're jumping off with their coach and they oh my god

1177
01:19:56,240 --> 01:20:02,160
uh the Olympians on the future train oh god oh that is so brutal all right so there we go there's

1178
01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:08,320
our winner uh ski mom wins for this week's uh worst parent of the year now enters into the bracket

1179
01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:12,240
we will be having that competition right around the same time that march madness kicks off when we

1180
01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:16,080
have our bracketology for worst parent of the year 2025

1181
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:25,520
i have i have i have to say i have a lot more faith in myself as a parent

1182
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:30,160
uh for watching it like i'm like you know i i have fucked up occasionally but not that bad

1183
01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:34,880
and that's all you need to know look for all the parents who are like i can't do everything right

1184
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:39,520
i suck at this yes but you're not as bad as this mom and just remember that there's one thing

1185
01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:44,320
we can show you let that be it that's it for us we'll catch you guys next week and tell next week

1186
01:20:44,320 --> 01:20:51,120
mr chat myself a salivista break here bye bye some of the Olympians of the future train

1187
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:54,240
see them are jumping off with their coach and they oh my god some of them

1188
01:20:54,240 --> 01:21:12,640
i know sometimes i'm out of control yori only reason i keep on coming yori only reason i keep on coming

1189
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:16,840
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1190
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