"Safe Word For Parents" | Episode #306 | NSFW

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It's shoot time, folks.

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But first, dad jokes.

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This happened to me in LA recently.

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I was driving on the 101 highway there,

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driving and I cut somebody off.

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I didn't feel great about it.

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And that person started tailgating me.

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I'm like, "Oh, shit, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die."

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That person moves up to the left lane.

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I'm like, "Oh, shit, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die."

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I look over and it's a woman in her late 40s,

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giving me the double bird while she makes her 11-year-old daughter

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hold the wheel.

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And I was so upset because I've never been that close with my mom.

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We can't agree on a movie what alone perform a hate crime together.

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[music]

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Wake up, daddy.

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[music]

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This is episode number 306.

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Welcome to your dad's home podcast.

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I'm Bauer.

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That is Chad the Dad.

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Here for the end of January.

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Literally, the very, very end, like within hours of it being February 1st,

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which is only gonna mean one thing for those of you who have been doing your drive January.

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Have you been doing the drive January?

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I have as a matter of fact, yes.

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But still, I got to...

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It's a little bit of a cheat, too.

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I don't know where you put this in the drive January like that.

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Intent is not to drink alcohol, but I've decided to replace that with THC drinks.

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Oh, so I think I think I'm going for me.

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Yeah, all right.

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It's not even a technicality.

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I mean, you're not drinking alcohol, which good for you.

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Also, I guess you're not...

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And I've never had the THC...

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I've had THC tea, but I've never...

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A beverage like that, if you will...

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So I'm guessing there's no hangover that you have to deal with for the most...

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No, no.

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Weird dreams.

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Definitely some weird dreams.

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I'll take it.

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I'll take it.

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My dream?

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Yeah.

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My dreams could use a little livening up, Mr. Chad.

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I'll be honest with you.

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I could use some people kicking the butt there on my dream side.

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Did I highly recommend the Trail Magic Margaritas?

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Okay, all right.

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That's what I've been hammering.

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I've been with some friends of ours.

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I was like, "Here's our list of our favorites."

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So we went out and tried a bunch and that was the one that rose to the top.

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It literally...

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Okay.

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It's drinking a margarita, but it's THC sold, right?

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First of all, you sold me on margarita, just saying margarita alone and I'm in.

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But I will say this.

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I think that list, or one that you create, one that you add to,

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we should definitely be talking about here on the Dad's Home podcast.

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Because I was just thinking...

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I refused to take part in dry January.

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I think it's a farce.

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I appreciate people who do it.

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But I feel like by that second we get...

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It's like the same thing is working out in January.

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Like you have all these wonderful intentions.

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And then you realize, holy shit, holy shit, Trump's president and I've got a drink.

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Or there's a fucking playing crash and you're like, "I got a drinker than there's another playing crash and filling it in.

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"Fuck, I got to drink some more."

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So I feel like the reality is you go away with great intentions and I appreciate that.

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But you never really stick with it all the way through January.

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So I might as well just why even fucking farce it up.

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I'm not even gonna do my no mustache, no Vembre either.

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Fuck you guys.

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I'm gonna keep it growing.

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I'm too lazy to put up with that shit.

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I know yours is a pretty stellar mustache too.

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I'm working on it.

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It is fantastic, Rolly Fingers, Jr.

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But I will say that I appreciate the effort being put into it.

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And I think what you've got is probably the answer that I was looking for.

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There it is, folks, on the video.

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Okay.

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Now this is also...

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This is half and half with non-accoholic beer.

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So...

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Okay.

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And is that just...

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It's a beer reedah was like my drink before dry January.

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It was Dosekis lime beer, bunch of tequila, a bunch of lime juice, a little bit of quattro.

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So it felt like you were having a beer, but you just was no alcohol.

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It did.

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Well, feeling too.

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Well, yeah.

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So that was before dry, the regular non-accoholic same Dosekis beer with the THC drink is like a beer

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reedah.

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It's awesome.

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How long just for...

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And just research purposes here.

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How long does it take before you have the feeling?

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Like, I know good...

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Depending on how strong the margarita the tequila is, it might take me a margarita and a half

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before I'm starting to feel any of the effects of it.

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Where does this stand for you with the THC arena?

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So these are a low dose because I think if I got a high dose, my wife might just like pass

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out in front of the fire drooling, which I might do.

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By the way, I like the way you throw your wife under the bus on that one, but it's probably

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more than likely you.

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It would be me.

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It's...

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Yeah, probably of the two of us.

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But anyhow, so, yeah, we...

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Sorry, what did you ask me?

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Never mind.

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I think we got the answer already.

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Yeah.

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It's...

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There you go.

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How long it takes for the day to get...

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It's about like...

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It's like, I don't know, 30 minutes probably.

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Okay, not about...

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Start it up, 30 minutes later, you're feeling it.

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All right.

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Now, here's...

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I got to suggest...

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And I want to...

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I want to pin...

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Put a pin in that because I've got to suggest for us for something later on when we get

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into the show, when we get in more specifically, the worst parents that I think might...

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We might be able to cross promote a little bit here and come up with an event, but I'll

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talk a little bit...

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Remind me about that later on.

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Remind me of the bad parent event, okay?

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If I forget.

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Yeah, bad parent event.

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I'm drinking real beer.

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I haven't stopped.

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Yes.

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I think through the most genuine of us.

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This is 100% my favorite Japanese beer.

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This is my Sapporo that I'm enjoying here.

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I had some sushi a little bit ago, so now I'm enjoying my Sapporo, which is a must-have

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with any sushi meals.

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So...

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Oh, yeah.

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I feel like we're both on board here, but I am really interested in trying the THC, Oreda,

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that you're talking about there.

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So, yeah.

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Yeah, the liquor store has like this giant section and like a whole end cap, so...

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Once again, find out.

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And is it that you're drinking right now?

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What's the name of it?

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It's called Trail Magic.

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It's the brand.

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Okay.

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And it's like Margarita is the flavor.

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All right.

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It's actually just a five milligram of THC.

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Okay.

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All right.

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You know, real good.

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Just kind of mellow you out.

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When you have too many of them.

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Make you funny.

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When you have too many of them.

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Does it make your mustache look bigger?

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Does it start to...

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Like all of a sudden you're...

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I just bring them to the mirror.

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And up in front of the mirror, it's going like this for...

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You know, playing with my mustache for like 30 minutes.

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You had another one didn't you?

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You're like, "I don't know what you're talking about."

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(laughter)

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With your desk, it would be sneer.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Good.

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That's awesome, but I think that's something we should definitely talk about.

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And by the way, I would open the door to any sponsors of...

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What's the brand again?

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Mm-hmm.

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Trail Magic.

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Trail Magic.

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We love Trail Magic here at the show.

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We do.

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I think my goal is to have a full of this...

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We're listening.

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We're listening to Trail Magic that we would be enjoying that along with something else

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at the same time.

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We'll talk a little bit about that further.

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And then we will also put together a parent test that I think you and I will have a chance

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to kind of work on and maybe shed some light on.

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All of that we'll talk about coming up a little bit later on in the show.

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Let's go.

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First, I want to start off with a simple question.

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Do you have a safe word?

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And I don't mean in the bedroom.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Oh, a parent test.

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I get it.

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I get it.

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We're not.

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We're not.

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Yes.

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Yes and no.

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How about that?

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So if we had our only fans page up and running Chad, which we're still working on, if we had

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the only fans page up and running, that might be a different stuff.

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But apparently...

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Apparently, there is a new parenting trend.

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There's always a new parenting trend.

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Just wait another week if you haven't caught onto the last one and there will be another

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parenting trend.

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But the one that seems to be catching on now through social media is one where parents

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are talking about having a safe word.

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Now, the safe word is not in the bedroom.

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This is not a part of your sexual escapades and trying out new things or different things.

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This is more of a parenting safe word so that you can say an essence to your partner, tag

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me out on the tag team match because I'm fucking done.

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Tag me in.

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You...

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I'll take over for you.

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Look, you've done a fantastic job.

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You need to catch a couple of...

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Get some hydration going.

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Catch a couple of breaks.

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Maybe I don't know.

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Have some THC if you need a magic trail, whatever it might be.

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I got it from here.

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I'll take over.

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And it seems to be something that parents universally on social media are saying, they've

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got...

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If not, if they don't have a safe word, they've got something remarkably close to a safe word.

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So it starts over this lock and Ashley Hammond.

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Their safe word is sassafras.

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Sassafras.

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Which has less to do with hot and heavy petting and more to do with effective parenting.

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So what they say is when one of us is having a hard time with the kids, we could be very

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legitimately frustrated, completely out and not in our best moment whatsoever.

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We use sassafras to tap one another out.

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So you walk into the kitchen, your wife's been with the kids all day.

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You just get home from work.

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They're yelling, screaming, whatever's going on.

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They're fighting with each other.

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Your wife just happens to look at you as like sassafras.

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You know that's the key to fucking jump in like your, you know, your Mr. T tag teaming

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with Hulk Hogan and WrestleMania.

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And this is your chance to jump in and help out while she go catches, she's going to go

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and catch a break.

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She'll say, all right, I like it.

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She'll sassafras.

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You later for sure.

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You're going to get sassafras at another time.

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I hope.

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Yeah, you hope it's reciprocal.

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Yeah, sure.

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So this isn't a gentle parenting thing.

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This is not, you know, everybody gets a trophy for competing, but it is a situation where

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you're seeing on social media.

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People talk about if they're losing control, if they feel like they're being too harsh

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with the kids, this is where they need to have a safe word to be able to jump in.

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And so according to the person who posted this, who got over four million Instagram views

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on, she's way, they're not, you should have a safe word.

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I just made me think, do you have one?

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And what is your safe word?

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Because the closest thing I have to a safe word is when my life, my wife will lean in and

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she'll just look at me.

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I can tell because the kids are going crazy.

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She's got the most serious look in her eyes and she'll just go, fuck me.

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And it's not, it's not an invitation.

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This isn't a, that's your safe word.

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Fuck me.

283
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Fuck me is the safe word.

284
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Which, what do you think about it?

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It's not really safe for a, no, the kids or anybody else, a church, none of that.

286
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It's not good for you that, but it makes the point, right?

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I know it's time to tag in at that point.

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Yeah, it's time to tag in.

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Now, I would, I would also make the case.

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I think that if you, if, and I think this is, that's why they call it a safe word.

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And if you are in a relationship where you're in touch enough with your partner, you'll

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know long before the safe word has to be spoken that you should intercede or that they

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should intercede, right?

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There's, they'll know.

295
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There's a, I know I should say something in here.

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I think my bigger challenge is I will, I might jump in too soon where I'm in trouble for

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jumping in now.

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Like, I had this, this, I got this all covered for why the fuck did you get, you didn't

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add to metal?

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Negative, negative, negative, SAS press.

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Yes.

302
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Negative, stay.

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Turn it for us and get the fuck out of here.

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So, so do you, do you guys have, I don't have a, we don't have a safe word other than I just

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know by my wife saying, fuck me that this is it.

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We don't, but we have used similar technique parenting, right?

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Where it's just like some shit's going on.

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One of us is stressed out.

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Yeah.

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And the other one, you know, that stressed out person, whether it's an external force creating

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that, they're trying to deal with a kid who's got an issue.

312
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Yeah.

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And the other partner comes in and you know, it's like, hey, I got this, like, you know, tap

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out.

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It's cool.

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But now that I know I need to throw it down with like a, a safe word, that's even more fun.

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I think, I think I'm going to go with Jumanji.

318
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Ooh.

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You know, like, you say the word and like shit goes crazy, right?

320
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Right.

321
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Sort of the like a reverse Jumanji Jumanji mind.

322
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Yeah, it's kind of, I think it's kind of the indication that something, something Jumanji

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like has already happened.

324
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And so now, this is the, this is how you stop it.

325
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You could go beetle juice, but then you got to say it three times.

326
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Just, yeah, hopefully you guys aren't tagging in.

327
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I mean, yeah, multiple times because then, then you're next thing you know, you're in the

328
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afterlife and yeah, that's, and then it becomes a problem.

329
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And then you've got like snakes and worm snakes and all that stuff.

330
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Here, here's, I just did a quick search in chat, GPD saying, give me some creative parenting

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safe words.

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Now they give me situations.

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Sex.

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Sex.

335
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Again, I had to make a parenting.

336
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I didn't want sexual passwords, although that might be something we do in the break here.

337
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But for a situation where I need help or get me out of here, okay, those, that's the situation

338
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you're in.

339
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I need help or get me out of here.

340
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Here's some suggestions.

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Pineapple.

342
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Wow.

343
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A fun word that doesn't sound out of place in conversation.

344
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That's not true.

345
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I think pineapple is very much, you got to, you got to work to get pineapple into a conversation.

346
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Yeah.

347
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It's like Ted Lasso working into touch and he was into his first speech and would get

348
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him five bucks.

349
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Right.

350
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Try to work pineapple into a conversation is that's a heavy.

351
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That's like going, hey, Jim Nance, can you work pineapple into the Super Bowl broadcast?

352
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And okay, here's another one, banana peel, which signals a slippery situation.

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They want to escape.

354
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Also tough to get into the conversation.

355
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I think, I mean, if you just walk up and you know, stab somebody on the shoulder and say,

356
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hey, banana peel, maybe they get it.

357
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Maybe.

358
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That becomes the thing, you don't have to work it into conversation.

359
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Right.

360
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Definitely more fun if you do.

361
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I like to just walk up to my wife and say shit banger and I don't know what it means, but

362
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she knows that it's time to get out of the way.

363
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A little spot on here.

364
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They suggest code blue, but I feel like your kids going to know.

365
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There's a point, like if your kids five, six, seven, probably not, but the minute your

366
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kid turns like double digits and it's 10, they know when code blue is being issued, wait

367
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a minute, you're warning dad about something.

368
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The whole point is to have a say for that doesn't make that indication clear.

369
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Yeah, although sassafrasse, I would think feels kind of like the kids would be like, code

370
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the hell, you're somebody Sam.

371
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That's good to say.

372
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Who under the age of 85 is saying the word sassafrasse?

373
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I mean, you're somebody saying sassparilla.

374
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What?

375
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What did you just say old old old man?

376
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All right.

377
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They've got marshmallow, marshmallow is in there and then side.

378
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Side quest, a geeky way to say I need a detour from this situation.

379
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Again, so far.

380
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That also to me, that would be like side conversation is what that feels like.

381
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I got you.

382
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If I'm overwhelmed, then you break time turtle.

383
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Oh, there it is.

384
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Nobody caught that one when you slid that into the conversation.

385
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Space bubble.

386
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Okay.

387
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Lightning strike.

388
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Chill mode.

389
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Now that just sounds like you want to have sex and watch Netflix.

390
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Like that's, that's what that.

391
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Then moonwalk, which I would say don't even say the word, just do it.

392
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Just moonwalk across the floor.

393
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Yes.

394
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Absolutely.

395
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Absolutely.

396
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That's what the action is.

397
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It is literally you're backing out of the situation.

398
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So your partner knows it's time for them to come in, but you're moonwalking it so you

399
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look cool.

400
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Just or throw down with some MJ on the on Spotify.

401
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There you go.

402
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That would do household speakers.

403
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That would do it.

404
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:40,440
I think similarly, if it's for calm down or let's reset, they say reset button.

405
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,040
Again, I think that's just a little too spot on kids.

406
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We'll know that on the nose.

407
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,320
Yeah.

408
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Snowflake.

409
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Cool.

410
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Common unique.

411
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No.

412
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It's kind of a pet name and kind of not so not bad, not bad.

413
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Oh, how about this one?

414
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Breathe dragon.

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Weird combination awards there.

416
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Reminds that is that what the imagined dragons were going to call themselves before you came

417
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:05,960
up with that name.

418
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,560
They originally went that way and then the guys guys the breathe dragons.

419
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:12,040
There was another band out of Tampa that had the name breathe dragon so they had to go

420
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with the magic dragons.

421
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It reminds you to take a deep slow breath.

422
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They say, okay, done jellyfish.

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And then lastly, lastly, sloth speed.

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I don't like any of those really.

425
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,880
Jack G.P.T.

426
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,480
Kind of fucked us on that whole thing, but it's interesting.

427
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:35,080
They're saying that this is the new trend for parents to do.

428
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:40,360
Some of the ones that were suggested, let's see, they had in the article, but using phrases

429
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like, Yamalus is on the phone.

430
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,160
Hum?

431
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,920
Yamalus is on the phone.

432
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Yamalus.

433
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Or, hey, I think we need milk are subtle enough that kids won't detect them as a parenting

434
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tool, they say.

435
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,960
So one person, they made this, this couple made the suggestion.

436
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They just simply say, yellow to keep one another from seeing red when dealing with

437
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their strong, wild eight year old son.

438
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So they go yellow, not to get to red.

439
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:10,840
That's their way.

440
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,840
All right, I got it.

441
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:13,840
Bubble gum.

442
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:14,840
Bubble gum.

443
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:15,840
Bubble gum.

444
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:16,840
Okay.

445
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:17,840
I like it.

446
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:18,840
You just say it like your question, like bubble gum?

447
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:19,840
Bubble gum.

448
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:20,840
You know, why not?

449
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:28,360
I suppose it'd probably just be bad to ask a similar question, just go murder.

450
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Again, a little too often, those.

451
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It is.

452
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But effective, I'm the least.

453
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I think everybody stops when you say the murder is a question, like, you know, am I going

454
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to do it?

455
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:43,720
Are you going to do it?

456
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:44,720
Are we all going to do it?

457
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:45,720
Who's going to do it?

458
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,760
I just think if, as long as we're asking, we, what, were we looking at the same result?

459
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,400
We're both thinking murder here, right?

460
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So as long as we're both clear, one or twin hours activate.

461
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,800
As long as we're both clear in that front, you can take a break and I'll take over the

462
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murder interview from this point forward.

463
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,520
That's the pre-burdening.

464
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,520
Absolutely.

465
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,360
I think it's going to be a really good interview, if you will.

466
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,360
I like it.

467
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:14,360
The pair, the pair also relies on rope as one of the words as a way to convert, like,

468
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,920
ask each other if the issue they're having with their kid is worth the tug of war or if

469
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it's best to just drop the rope and let the boy have his way in the matter.

470
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,600
I feel that's a little judgy.

471
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I do.

472
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:29,200
I feel like that's one person coming in and is like, maybe you should just give this up.

473
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,800
Is it really worth the tug of war?

474
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:34,160
You go orange juice, what do you mean?

475
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,880
Is the juice really worth the squeeze?

476
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:36,880
Because I don't know.

477
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,680
I'm kind of judging from back here and saying, I think this is a stupid fight you're having.

478
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,720
So why don't you back away from it?

479
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,440
It becomes, I don't want to, I think it can't be a judgemental thing.

480
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:48,720
I think it's got to be a, I see you're having a hard time.

481
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,720
Let me jump in and help kind of a thing, right?

482
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,720
Absolutely.

483
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:52,720
Yeah.

484
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:57,840
It has to come from that place of kindness for the situation, the de-escalation, all the

485
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:58,840
things.

486
00:18:58,840 --> 00:18:59,840
I mean, I think it's a great idea.

487
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I said, we've done it and it works for us, absolutely.

488
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,240
Okay.

489
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:08,800
To be able to have a different approach, because we don't parent my wife and I don't parent

490
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,800
the same.

491
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,800
I'm sure you guys don't, right?

492
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,400
So your wife looks at you, fuck me.

493
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,080
Let's kill the kids.

494
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,400
You may sometimes have that same, that's the other thing too.

495
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,240
I think your parenting styles change, right?

496
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:26,640
One week you're the bad cop and then the next week you're the good cop.

497
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:32,400
But having that word to kind of de-escalate is probably great, especially for the kids

498
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,400
sake, right?

499
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,480
Because you lose your shit at your kid.

500
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,480
That's therapy bills.

501
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,480
Therapy bills.

502
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,480
Absolutely.

503
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:42,240
It just takes all the steps to try to get back to where you were before as well.

504
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,240
So yeah, no, I agree.

505
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,600
I think it's definitely worth having.

506
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:49,680
I think, like, I should be having a conversation with my wife about a new word and not fuck

507
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:50,680
me.

508
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:54,360
But you should have a safe word that is enough.

509
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:59,840
It is easy enough to make it in passing seem like the kids would not realize we're talking

510
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:03,480
about the situation and that we're tapping in each other.

511
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,480
Yeah.

512
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:09,160
But also at the same time that I think it's not something shitty that chat GPT suggested.

513
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,720
So the word, I think we're advising you creative folks.

514
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,000
Yeah, go come up with your own safe word.

515
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,920
You and your spouse, your partner, have a safe word.

516
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,920
Talk about it ahead of time.

517
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,880
So everybody's crystal clear on it.

518
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,720
And then maybe even use it in situations it's not so desperate, but just get everybody

519
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,760
used to it being there.

520
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:30,760
And then, and then you can integrate it into your parenting skills.

521
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:35,160
You know, another piece of this I just thought of was that when you use the safe word, you

522
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:39,760
both have to be willing to hear the safe word and then back away.

523
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:40,760
Exactly.

524
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:44,800
Because if you go, because like if you use rope, if you use rope that seems very judgmental,

525
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,240
like no, no, no, hold on, I'm making my fucking ear.

526
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,240
I got this.

527
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,240
Right.

528
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:52,280
So you got to be able to go, okay, somebody else is seeing something here.

529
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because in the moment, you may not, right?

530
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,480
And I know I'm sure I'm absolutely a thousand percent guilty.

531
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:04,600
So that's, I think that's a key piece of this too is as you're parenting and use this technique.

532
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,600
Yeah.

533
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,600
Be willing to just say, okay, cool.

534
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,400
I need to walk away for a second.

535
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,560
Somebody noticed somebody I love, right?

536
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,560
Somebody I trust.

537
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,560
I'm out.

538
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,560
Let them do this.

539
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,560
Oh, this is so awesome.

540
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,760
I didn't hit record on any of that video stuff.

541
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,840
We've got all the audio of it, but zero video feed of that.

542
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:20,840
Oh.

543
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:21,840
Yeah.

544
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,840
And then you should balls on mighty, right?

545
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:24,840
Oh, hold on.

546
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:28,680
Let me just, let me look at you straight.

547
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,680
Fuck me.

548
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:34,320
Well, it's starting, it's funny.

549
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:38,360
I did notice that like the recording button, the little red thing at the top wasn't keeping

550
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,360
track of the time.

551
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,360
Yeah, I was just, I just wanted to look.

552
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,920
I'm like, I'm gonna see how much time we have left, where we are.

553
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,400
Oh, fuck, I don't see anything there.

554
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,000
I'll be like, oh, yeah, I need the record button.

555
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Okay.

556
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,600
Well, we'll just, we'll just pick this up from here.

557
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,760
So listen, if you missed the whole first part of this show, I'm gonna, I'm gonna

558
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,760
call it already.

559
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:56,520
We apologize, but you've got the audio portion of it up into this point.

560
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,600
So you'll get video from this point forward, you're welcome.

561
00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,600
Yeah.

562
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:03,880
But we've already determined the safe words and that you should have what Chad's drinking

563
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:08,360
there, the magic trail, which is, T-A-C, T-A-C, T-A-C.

564
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,360
Mark Rudeflavor.

565
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,880
And especially me now that we're kicking in a February, we'll just keep going.

566
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,640
Would you buy choice?

567
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,440
Say goodbye to February for the alcohol and keep with the T-A-C.

568
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,440
Oh, totally.

569
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,440
Okay.

570
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,440
Yeah.

571
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:26,400
So, if your wife is into or doing is a hundred-day, she read someplace where, you know, having

572
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:30,720
a break from alcohol for like a hundred days actually does a whole bunch of good things

573
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,720
for your body.

574
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:32,720
Oh.

575
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,640
So, yeah, I'm down for going that way and just having a little bit of, you know, a little

576
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,640
T-A-C direct to show how to do that.

577
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,480
We have to tell me how that is because I refuse.

578
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:40,480
Yeah.

579
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,120
But if it works, I'd love to hear about it.

580
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,120
I'm not telling you about it.

581
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,120
You look, sir, you don't know.

582
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,760
I think the combination of you going through it and dealing with all of that shit

583
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,880
and then coming back and telling us about it.

584
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:55,480
And then, not only that, but backing it up with, and here's the T-A-C drink, like I might

585
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,080
be able to jump on board now.

586
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,080
Sure.

587
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,080
Why not?

588
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,360
The combo sounds like, you're like my doctor right now, in other words, you're figuring this

589
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:08,880
out for me and I'll detoxify someplace and then completely toxify someplace else.

590
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:09,880
That's right.

591
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:10,880
Yeah.

592
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:11,880
Change one for the other.

593
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,920
Doesn't sound like a bad thing at all.

594
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:14,920
All right.

595
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:20,960
But when, I don't know when this happened, Chad, I'm still confused by it and I didn't even

596
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,760
know, I think it just hit me this year.

597
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:33,520
I didn't sit back and look at how many holidays have become an excuse to go buy more shit

598
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,520
for your kids.

599
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:39,600
Like, it somehow, it was always Christmas time or whatever the holidays were for.

600
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,600
Sure.

601
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:46,920
And then, there was, there were birthdays, right, that you would be forced to.

602
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,920
But it wasn't like, oh, I gotta get them 4th of July gifts?

603
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:57,360
There's a 4th of July gift, actually, that's going on here.

604
00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:03,720
Because at some point, and I'm trying to look back and think about it, at some point, what

605
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:09,160
was Valentine's Day, which was, it's upcoming, but it was a simple thing between you and

606
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:15,040
your husband, your wife, your partner, whatever your love of your life, you had a Valentine's

607
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,040
Day.

608
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,880
That person you were dating, whoever you were following on Only Fans, you had Valentine's

609
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,880
Day.

610
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,880
And it was just between you and them.

611
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:26,280
It wasn't a, I gotta go buy a stuffed animal for each of the kids and then make sure that

612
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:30,880
they've got chocolates and then we've got to put streamers up around the kitchen and the

613
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,640
living room for Valentine's Day.

614
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:42,560
Like, when did this turn into a now every holiday means a gift exchange for the kids?

615
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:47,920
Well, so I'm going to argue at this one, I'm going to say that if we have to give our kids

616
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:54,120
a gift for every holiday, then our kids have to give us a gift for every sports season.

617
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:59,400
Oh, and there are a lot of fucking sports people.

618
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,400
Yes, there are.

619
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,560
So I'm just saying, like you want good, you know, I don't know.

620
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,480
I don't even like cookie, but I'm there for the kid.

621
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,120
I want a hockey present, right?

622
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,120
Right.

623
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,120
Don't you want a hockey present?

624
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,120
Absolutely.

625
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,120
Dude, I want to crick it.

626
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,120
I, a cricket present.

627
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,080
Holy shit, are you can bowling?

628
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,080
We should come on.

629
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,080
Come on.

630
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,240
I mean, it isn't there.

631
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:22,880
Like, just scroll through your, your ESPN app and look at, browse and see every sport that's

632
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:23,880
there ready to go.

633
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,240
Batchy, I mean, it's Batchy season.

634
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,240
Batchy season.

635
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,240
Batchy season?

636
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,240
Yeah.

637
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,240
Yeah.

638
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,240
But I feel like they're, now they're marketing for, you know, it's, you know, it's, you know,

639
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:37,560
they're marketing for, for Valentine's Day gives you can get the kids.

640
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:41,320
It's, what's crazy to me too is it becomes, it's a vicious circle, right?

641
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:45,880
Like, hey, we got to sell more crap, make more money for these people, but the same time too.

642
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:50,640
Now, like bloggers, media, all these people are like, all right, let's write about something.

643
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:55,840
So they, in effect, kind of kind of create their own little universe of like, oh, well,

644
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,560
15 gifts, you should get your kids for the Valentine's Day.

645
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:03,880
Now all of the sudden, you know, like, oh, shit, well, I got to get my kid a, a gift for Valentine's

646
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,120
Day and it just, you know, blows up.

647
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,120
Not for nothing.

648
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,120
I love my kids.

649
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,120
My kids are amazing.

650
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,120
They're fantastic.

651
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,120
Yes.

652
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,120
They're beautiful.

653
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,120
They're hilarious.

654
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:16,360
They're, they're everything, but they don't give gifts very well to the parents.

655
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,360
Not yet.

656
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,360
Not yet.

657
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:21,520
And I'm hoping by the time they will someday have their own kids, maybe they will, but

658
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,880
the reality is like it, you know, it was, it was, it was Father's Day, Mother's Day,

659
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,800
or birthdays and then maybe you have Christmas and that's kind of it.

660
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,800
That's it for us.

661
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,280
That's all we get really.

662
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,720
Even for my birthday, like I might get, I might get to get, they take me out to pizza and

663
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,640
beer and that's my birthday present, which is perfect.

664
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,080
That's exactly what I want.

665
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,560
They know it and it's a perfect gift.

666
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,720
But wait, so you guys don't like rock out for Arbor Day?

667
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,720
Gosh.

668
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:50,120
No, but you should see now my daughter has sent me three lists already for, yeah, she's

669
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,120
expecting for Groundhog Day.

670
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,120
Nice.

671
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,120
I like it.

672
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,120
I like it.

673
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:56,520
And she wants them early.

674
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,880
She wants them before sunrise.

675
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,200
Well, that's when she's supposed to be done.

676
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,160
I mean, yeah, you better, better get your ass on Amazon like tomorrow because like,

677
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:09,000
seriously, my 10 year old daughter for the last few years thought that Halloween should

678
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,760
be a day off because it's such a huge holiday.

679
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,360
Like it's not, well, you guys, she's not wrong.

680
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,360
Fucking candy.

681
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:20,240
All month long, you have movies, shitty movies to watch every single day.

682
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,480
All month long.

683
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:26,440
You get candy at the end of it all, an endless supply of candy going directly.

684
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,760
It I feed into your veins.

685
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:33,320
And now you want to have a gift basket on top of it all that somehow is supposed to be

686
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,680
a part of that.

687
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:41,680
Like as it were, we without giving too much away for a parents that have their kids listening,

688
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,720
which I don't know why the fuck you'd be doing that right now.

689
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,760
I wanted to teach your kid fuck.

690
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,760
Fuck me.

691
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,440
But the thing is, we had a, we would have a situation.

692
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:56,520
Where, you know, at the end of Halloween, on Halloween night, so much candy, like way too

693
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,840
much candy, right?

694
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:03,000
So what we did was we had the great pumpkin come to our house.

695
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,440
So on Halloween night, the girls got to pull, started off, I think, with like five and then

696
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:12,120
it got to 10 candy bars, whatever treats that they got for Halloween that they wanted

697
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,120
to keep.

698
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:18,920
And the rest would go in a bag by the, by the, the chimney for the great pumpkin to

699
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:23,880
come and pick up in the great pumpkin, then takes that candy and gives it to kids who didn't

700
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:28,560
get to go trick or treating, gives it away for other kids to have who didn't get a chance

701
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,560
to do that.

702
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,480
And solid and it did, and it is reciprocal because there was one year we were in Connecticut

703
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:39,480
and we had a legitimate snow storm on Halloween and we, no one could go trick or treating.

704
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,000
The kids couldn't go trick or treating.

705
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,760
We've had years where the girls were sick on Halloween and couldn't go trick or treating

706
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,520
and when they wake up the next morning, guess what's there?

707
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,520
Candy from the great pumpkin.

708
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:54,980
So it certainly is a reciprocating thing, but in trade, it's in trade in trade for that

709
00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:57,200
candy that they would give up to the great pumpkin.

710
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:01,880
The great pumpkin would leave them a small toy as a token for, hey, thank you for doing

711
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:02,880
this here.

712
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,720
I'm taking the candy, here you go.

713
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:05,720
Here's your toy.

714
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:06,880
And that was fantastic.

715
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,880
But then that started developing like, well, why isn't the great pumpkin giving me more?

716
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,040
I'm getting older.

717
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,080
Where's my fucking iPad, great pumpkin?

718
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,240
You know, you're like, hold on a second.

719
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,480
You gave me about six bucks.

720
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:22,200
You gave me more than candy and you want a $150 watch.

721
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,000
I don't understand what you're talking about.

722
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,560
How does that trade work?

723
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:31,480
So you, it became, and then it became like, then you would have these, the, the booing's right,

724
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,480
which is your neighborhood.

725
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:36,640
You take some of the candy, put it in the whole thing and you go to a kid's neighbor's house

726
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:40,520
and you doorbell ditch an ace in essence, but they've got a candy basket now with all

727
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,920
kinds of things in it and you have these boo gifts.

728
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:46,840
And then that became even bigger where people were giving them at school to each other and

729
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,200
they had to have other shit in there.

730
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:53,400
And then it became like also to little technical things and like a, a pop socket for the back

731
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,680
of your phone and you're like, oh my god.

732
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:57,680
What happened?

733
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,680
It just getting candy.

734
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,560
So I don't know like you, you, you legit, I'm gonna try and see if I can share this screen,

735
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:07,000
but there's like, they have this, as you talked about, bloggers have, you know, the ability

736
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,480
now to write these things out and they get paid for doing it, right?

737
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,000
It becomes what they do.

738
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Sure.

739
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,080
And so now you get, let me see if I can share this here.

740
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:20,920
Now you get, here are some great things that you can find for Valentine's Day gifts for

741
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,680
your kids.

742
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,680
What?

743
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,200
That's not what Valentine's Day is about.

744
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,840
Yeah, you love your kids.

745
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,040
I don't need to get them Valentine's Day gifts.

746
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,800
So they have a Lego set that's all about Valentine's.

747
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,120
They have Valentine's Day Lego.

748
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:40,040
They've got Valentine's Day themed activity books, coloring pictures and highlights.

749
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,640
What is happening here?

750
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,840
How about a set of personal name crayons?

751
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,760
Well, I mean, will I am is a pretty good artist.

752
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,760
Good point.

753
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,760
That's a very good point.

754
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,440
I bet you, Fergie got that for him.

755
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,440
I bet.

756
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,920
Lovely PJs for your kids.

757
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,160
Again, are you gonna do it for Fourth of July?

758
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,760
Are you gonna do it for Memorial Day?

759
00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,760
Right.

760
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,760
Are you getting president's day jammies for your kids as well?

761
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,800
Because I do feel like, why are we turning everything?

762
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,480
Don't leave our, our, our bidet out.

763
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,480
Come on, let's do it.

764
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,480
Don't.

765
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,320
You're like, is that a Ficus on your pajamas?

766
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,320
It looks like a Ficus.

767
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,320
It really does.

768
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:17,160
A personalized wooden tic tac toe set.

769
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,160
Now, it's only 10 bucks at Etsy.

770
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,160
Sure.

771
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,160
But really?

772
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,160
Do we need?

773
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,160
No, I thought you like this.

774
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,160
Hold on.

775
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,160
Yeah, hold on.

776
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,160
That you like.

777
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,160
Star Wars cookie?

778
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,160
I like it.

779
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,160
All right.

780
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,160
That's good.

781
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,160
Yeah.

782
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,160
Will you be be a Valentine's Day?

783
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,160
I will.

784
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,160
I'll be be your Valentine's Day.

785
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,160
Of course you will.

786
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,760
A flower press for kids.

787
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:45,440
So when, when did Valentine's Day become about everybody loving everybody and not just

788
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,440
romantic love?

789
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,440
That's what I'm saying.

790
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,640
And it's not just, it's not even, it's what gifts are you getting to show me?

791
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,640
You love me.

792
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,360
Like it's not even, you can't even just give a Valentine.

793
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,040
Hey, will you be my Valentine?

794
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,040
Oh, sweet.

795
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:01,920
You thought of me that way to give me a five cent card that you cut out from a piece of

796
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,080
paper and asked to be my Valentine.

797
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:08,960
Maybe with a little eraser that smells like chocolate.

798
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:09,960
Okay.

799
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:14,320
I think you and I need to go, you know, like Guy Fox on this and just single handedly the two

800
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,440
of us actually double handedly.

801
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,800
We'll go on a mission and just like destroy capital.

802
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,800
Wow.

803
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:23,800
Capitalism.

804
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:24,800
I tell you.

805
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,800
Because that's what this is.

806
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,280
It's just, you know, creating capitalism.

807
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,880
So, but, but I think we can, we can probably take capitalism down just you and I.

808
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,040
I just think it's, I think it sets a bad precedent.

809
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,480
I really, really do.

810
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,480
It does.

811
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:38,480
It absolutely doesn't.

812
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,880
And there's a, like a shallowness to just like giving gifts for, and it takes away the

813
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,840
meaning or the value of gifts, like gift giving, right?

814
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:51,840
And if it's like, hey, every week, like, oh, I, here's your third week of the March,

815
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:52,840
right?

816
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,840
Gifts.

817
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:58,560
And I feel like there's a, it sets up this whole world of your deserving of something which

818
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,360
that holiday isn't, doesn't really exist.

819
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:05,280
Like it's not your birthday where we're all celebrating you because you were born and

820
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:09,560
you've affected our lives or, or Christmas because, you know, the, the, you've had a great

821
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,160
year and we want to show family and friends that we love them.

822
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,880
You're like, it's fucking president's day.

823
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,240
That has nothing to do with you.

824
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:22,760
You don't deserve a top hat filled with chocolates and candies and that's not how this goes.

825
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:28,000
So I feel like we, we are entering a world where this is going to become the norm and

826
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,680
then everything will be like that.

827
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:33,520
And every, every Valentine's day will be, we got to put more streamers up.

828
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:34,920
We got to put more decorations up.

829
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,920
You're like, it's Valentine's day.

830
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,920
That's not necessary.

831
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,400
We're, I'm taking your mom out to dinner.

832
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,400
Yeah.

833
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,400
Yes.

834
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,720
So I feel like it's a bad precedent to set.

835
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:53,040
Now I'm not opposed to, I think a lovely card is fantastic for your kids for Valentine's

836
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,040
day.

837
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,040
Tell them you're thinking of them.

838
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:59,240
I think if you, if you felt like you wanted to include the family and going out to dinner

839
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:03,080
on Valentine's day or making a home dinner, they get the girl, get the kids involved in

840
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,080
making a dinner.

841
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,080
That's fantastic.

842
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,600
Make a nice romantic dinner.

843
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:11,720
Have everybody play a little part, set up, you know, wonderful tablecloth and some bread and

844
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,960
let the kids slice it and put butter, pats out.

845
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,480
What, what, I mean, that all makes sense.

846
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:21,680
But to turn it into a gift giving, a gift exchange and I use that term very loosely because

847
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,200
again, the kids are not great with giving gifts.

848
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:31,400
I think, I think that that sets a horrible precedent going forward.

849
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,400
No question has that.

850
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:39,600
So lessened people is don't buy your kids fucking gifts for Valentine's Day or Arbor Day

851
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,600
for that matter.

852
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,600
Damn it.

853
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,600
Right.

854
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,600
Stay away from the look.

855
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,760
All I'm saying is be choosy.

856
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,600
Don't make it every, every, don't look ahead and schedule like you're already doing Easter

857
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,600
baskets.

858
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:50,600
I get it.

859
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:51,600
That, you're picking eggs.

860
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:52,840
You've got Easter baskets.

861
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:53,840
Okay.

862
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:58,680
Enough until you get to Halloween, which should just be about going out and getting candy.

863
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,120
There should be no baskets that come from Halloween.

864
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,960
There should be no stuffies that come from Halloween.

865
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,160
There should be no extra Halloween jammies.

866
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,200
There's fuck all of that.

867
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,280
All they need is the candy and the experience.

868
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,400
You're already getting them a costume to go out and do trick or treating on.

869
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,560
Then there's Christmas and that side of that is birthdays.

870
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,760
Leave it alone.

871
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,320
You don't need any more than that.

872
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:25,160
You don't need to go out 4th of July and have massive gift giving expenses because it just

873
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:30,120
happens to be a holiday that doesn't make any sense.

874
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,120
Stop it people.

875
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,120
Stop it.

876
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:36,800
For the love of Memorial Day basket, nobody needs a memorial of any basket.

877
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,800
But he does.

878
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,800
I mean, no.

879
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,600
Surface people, perhaps with your kids.

880
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,600
Sure.

881
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,600
You need a Memorial Day basket, at all.

882
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,600
But, I mean, yeah, yeah.

883
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,280
There's no reason for that.

884
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,280
Come on.

885
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,840
It's a holiday.

886
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:50,840
Really?

887
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:55,840
Really my 10 year old knows labor deserves something for labor day.

888
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:56,840
Come on.

889
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:57,840
Please.

890
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,800
She does not, not, not the reason for the season.

891
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,840
She can't wash the dishes by herself.

892
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:06,000
Why am I giving her a labor day gift?

893
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,080
The love of Christ.

894
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,000
That's it.

895
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Parental tweet time.

896
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:17,440
Now, we've gotten, I think this is the most we've had since we've started this season

897
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:22,160
up for season number three, the most tweets that are entered in as possible contenders and

898
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,680
might, we're going to have a winner at the end of it all.

899
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:31,160
But also, what's the biggest question the parents are asking?

900
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,160
Google.

901
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:36,160
Right now that they are going into Google and asking questions to try to get answers to.

902
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,160
What are those questions?

903
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,520
We are all going to find out.

904
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,040
We have the answer for that.

905
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:45,240
All of that will be making its way to your ear holes here momentarily on the Dad's O-log

906
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:49,080
down to the wall.

907
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,680
Can I get you a drink?

908
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,680
Beer.

909
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,560
Oh, I love guys, Miller Halle.

910
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,080
Well, that's too bad.

911
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:03,760
I was hoping you were going to give me a golden shower.

912
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:08,920
From the pristine bowels of New York City's East River comes the refreshing taste of golden

913
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:19,640
shower ale.

914
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,120
Yeah, you too.

915
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,360
Man, I could really go for a golden shower.

916
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:25,360
Really?

917
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,640
Well, you're in love.

918
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:33,800
We recommend you serve golden shower at 98.6 degrees.

919
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,640
Smooth going down and smooth coming out.

920
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:43,360
Golden shower has the distinct taste you're going to get used to.

921
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,480
Golden shower.

922
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,960
Thanks for the golden shower.

923
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,400
Now I want a 30-seat chast.

924
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,600
Fuck her up, I don't know.

925
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:57,080
Golden shower ale, go ahead, relieve yourself.

926
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:01,440
Get ready for more madness.

927
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:08,160
The NCAA has announced it's expanding the men's college basketball tournament to include

928
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,160
4,096 teams.

929
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,560
We'll separate the contenders from the pretenders in this hot and sweaty edition of the steam

930
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,560
room.

931
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:15,560
This is the steam room.

932
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,200
We're only the strongest opinions can stand up to the heat.

933
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:22,560
Alongside OSN college basketball analyst Joe Monticello, I'm Tim DeVan and Joe.

934
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,560
Welcome to the steam room.

935
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,560
You ready to sweat out some answers?

936
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:25,560
I'm ready, Tim.

937
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,640
Then close the door before the steam gets out, steam room begins now.

938
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,600
Joe, is this a good move for the NCAA?

939
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,600
Great move, Tim.

940
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,600
I love this idea.

941
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:36,120
There are just so many quality teams out there that lost a tough game, couldn't get over

942
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,120
that five win, hump, or haven't even played a game yet this season.

943
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,080
And it's great that the league finally let them all in.

944
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,760
Now the division two and three schools will be let in for the first time ever.

945
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,720
Is this going to bring down the level of play?

946
00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:46,720
Absolutely not.

947
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:50,120
Arkansas Tech had a great year, so did Flydler, so did Emporia State.

948
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,840
Let's turn up the heat and talk about Eckerd.

949
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,600
Fuck off for Eckerd, they got a full roster and they're having practices.

950
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,160
So the league then will get to air next for a couple of thousand games and we're going

951
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,880
to get college hoops all the way through June.

952
00:38:58,880 --> 00:38:59,880
June madness.

953
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:00,880
You kidding me, it's great.

954
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,880
But this is really for the fans.

955
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:07,480
I mean they get to watch up to 500 games a day on OSN2 and OSNU.

956
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,480
Time for some predictions.

957
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,080
Essential Kansas region's got 300 technical and vocational colleges.

958
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,880
Who's your pick for the 637678 matchup?

959
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,720
Well I have to tell you, I really like the online university of Liverpool.

960
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:18,720
Do you think they can take the region?

961
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:19,720
No, no, no.

962
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:22,120
I think that's going to go to the Zeynone International School of Hair Design.

963
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,120
Oh, well, Town at the peak.

964
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,120
It was crazy for Zeynone International.

965
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,200
Unfortunately they lost their star player, Cody Beak last year.

966
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:31,960
He graduated and became a barber, but they still have a very talented core and I wouldn't

967
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:36,040
be a bit surprised to see them show up in the fantastic 512 or maybe even the tremendous

968
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,040
256.

969
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,240
Alright Joe, let's feed the boiler and get things even steamier.

970
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,240
It's time for the final sweat.

971
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:41,240
Can you handle the heat?

972
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:43,240
I love the heat.

973
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:46,920
Despite the NCAA's best efforts to include everyone, there are still some teams that got

974
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:47,920
left out.

975
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,920
Who's going to be missed the most?

976
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,200
Well I would have loved to see Oxnard California's advanced truck driver school compete

977
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,480
but unfortunately they didn't get their registration in for the tournament.

978
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,480
That's right.

979
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,480
I'm just going to place the application.

980
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,480
Terrible.

981
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,480
So 4,097 slots.

982
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,480
Hey, why stop there, right?

983
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,480
Damn it.

984
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,480
I love college basketball.

985
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,720
We know you do Joe Monticello and you have survived the steam room.

986
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:10,320
Open up the door and get yourself some air.

987
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,920
Thanks guys for cutting through the steam.

988
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:24,200
Up next, the NCAA women's basketball star test positive for baby.

989
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,900
(upbeat rock music)

990
00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:28,320
Welcome back to the dad-to-home podcast.

991
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:32,940
Number 306.

992
00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:38,300
And we've got four, one, two, three, four,

993
00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:41,740
I can see your chat of the tweets.

994
00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:42,580
- Nice tweet.

995
00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:43,780
- And maybe your tweet of the week,

996
00:40:43,780 --> 00:40:47,260
so without further ado, shall we get right into it?

997
00:40:47,260 --> 00:40:48,360
- Let's jump in.

998
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,880
- Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.

999
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:51,520
- Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.

1000
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,420
- Twitter! - Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.

1001
00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:54,760
- Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.

1002
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:55,600
- Votable.

1003
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,260
(votor buzzes)

1004
00:40:57,260 --> 00:40:58,100
- Nice tweet.

1005
00:40:58,100 --> 00:41:00,180
- All right, Mr. Chat, this is where we dive deep

1006
00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:02,220
into the parental tweets of the week.

1007
00:41:02,220 --> 00:41:04,100
I've got four of them here.

1008
00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:06,420
We're gonna pick one of them, only one of them

1009
00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:08,860
that will end up being the tweet of the week.

1010
00:41:08,860 --> 00:41:10,980
So without further ado, let me clear our screen

1011
00:41:10,980 --> 00:41:14,280
and get ready with tweet number, uno.

1012
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:18,740
Daughter, who just learned the alternate meeting

1013
00:41:18,740 --> 00:41:23,240
of the word ho, quote, "What has Santa been trying to say?"

1014
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,840
(sniffs)

1015
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,840
- I mean, inquiring minds, one or no.

1016
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,120
- And he said it not once, not twice.

1017
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:32,960
- Four or three.

1018
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,240
- Yeah, three times for Santa.

1019
00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:36,800
So he must really, he's got a message

1020
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,240
he's trying to get across here.

1021
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:40,080
- I think he is.

1022
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,800
- We think he's a jolly old man, maybe he's just a great,

1023
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,840
an angry old man, maybe he's just an angry old man period.

1024
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,240
Here we go, that's that's tweet number one,

1025
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,400
Santa's ho.

1026
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,240
- Tweet numbers.

1027
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,240
- Tweet numbers are what make him jolly.

1028
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,520
- That's a good point.

1029
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,200
- There's no force stronger than the mom who wants her daughter

1030
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,360
to be first in Girl Scout cookie sales.

1031
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:57,960
I think we can both agree with that.

1032
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,680
- Well, as someone who has three daughters

1033
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:05,480
who at various times and still are Girl Scouts,

1034
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,840
I can attest to this that force.

1035
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:09,680
- Yes.

1036
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:13,520
- It is definitely, the competitive mom

1037
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,120
and the competitive kid for that matter.

1038
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:15,960
I mean, that girl.

1039
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,600
- Yeah, but let's be honest, left to their own volition.

1040
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:23,600
The child will make an effort, but mom will make sure

1041
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:29,560
everyone knows everybody on Facebook, everybody in text messages,

1042
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,680
everybody everywhere.

1043
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,520
We'll know about those sales.

1044
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,320
- I too, I too may be guilty.

1045
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,320
- I have as well.

1046
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,440
- Of using that force.

1047
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,160
- Absolutely.

1048
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,360
- Outwork with friends.

1049
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,000
- Uh-huh, parents, grandparents.

1050
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,880
- I actually had what radio,

1051
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,560
when I was working as my NBC news radio affiliate,

1052
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,040
because of the National Correspondent,

1053
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,800
I was working in New York.

1054
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,760
I had a radio station in Savannah, Georgia

1055
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,720
by Girl Scout cookies from my daughter.

1056
00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:57,840
(laughing)

1057
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:58,680
- Wow.

1058
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,520
- That's awesome.

1059
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,360
- It was really cool.

1060
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,760
They were really great people

1061
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,520
and he bought some Girl Scout cookies from me.

1062
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,360
He was thrilled.

1063
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,360
He was much older.

1064
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,680
His grandkids had, you know, stopped being Girl Scouts.

1065
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,280
He had no contact.

1066
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,480
It was like I was a drug dealer.

1067
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,800
He had no contact for thin men's anyways

1068
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,240
and boy, did he want those thin men's, Mr. Chad.

1069
00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:20,000
So I was thin men's connection.

1070
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:20,840
- Yeah.

1071
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:21,680
- You were his pusher.

1072
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,360
- I was his pusher, I was a thin men's pusher.

1073
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,200
Like yeah.

1074
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,040
- Yeah.

1075
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,200
- You tried the peanut butter?

1076
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,480
- Have you tried the peanut butter?

1077
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:28,320
- Right.

1078
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,400
- So, uh, so anyway, that is a very, very true statement.

1079
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,240
Okay, here we go.

1080
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,640
That's tweet number two, tweet number three.

1081
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,280
My seven year old forgot the intestines,

1082
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,520
the word for intestines,

1083
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,360
and called them meat lines in the stomach

1084
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,880
that are taller than you.

1085
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,520
So we're not putting him in charge of naming things.

1086
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,360
(laughing)

1087
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,600
- We forgot the word intestines,

1088
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,560
called them the meat lines in your stomach

1089
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:51,880
that are taller than you.

1090
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,520
- I give the kid a lot of credit

1091
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,480
for coming up with that description.

1092
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,440
- Absolutely.

1093
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,320
- Not a great name, agreed.

1094
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,640
(laughing)

1095
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,400
- Wait, if somebody said, okay,

1096
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,600
give me what you think of when I say meat lines

1097
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,440
in a stomach that are taller than you.

1098
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,880
- If you just gave me that,

1099
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,920
I would be what are intestines

1100
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,720
and I would win jeopardy with that clue.

1101
00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:12,560
- That's sea?

1102
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,400
- Yeah.

1103
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,240
- Exactly.

1104
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:15,080
- Meat to meat lines.

1105
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,480
- You would have me in meat lines.

1106
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,760
I'd be like, I'm pretty sure that's intestines.

1107
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:19,600
Yeah.

1108
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,200
- In your stomach, done.

1109
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,200
- Taller than you was the dead giveaway right there,

1110
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,640
but I would get to intestines, no doubt.

1111
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:26,480
- Probably would get there.

1112
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:27,320
- Yeah, get there.

1113
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,600
- And then finally, and this is one,

1114
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,640
you sent to me, Mr. Chad,

1115
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,200
which I thought was hilarious.

1116
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,120
My wife just said,

1117
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,440
"Buccaqui in front of the kids."

1118
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,920
To my shock, then she admitted

1119
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,200
that she didn't know what it meant

1120
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,120
and thought it meant like bullshit or something fake

1121
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,200
and she'd said it in meetings.

1122
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,000
She said it in meetings.

1123
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:46,960
(laughing)

1124
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,080
- I made her Google it

1125
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,040
and now she's having a panic effect.

1126
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,360
(laughing)

1127
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:57,120
- This one, this one when I found this,

1128
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:01,240
I was just, I rolled on the floor laughing about this.

1129
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:04,200
- I mean, I can just see this lady in the meeting,

1130
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,880
being like, "Oh, that's Buccaqui."

1131
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,320
- But there's four sentences in that tweet

1132
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,720
and everyone gets better than the one who ordered.

1133
00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:14,040
- It absolutely does.

1134
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,080
- So yeah, I think maybe it sounds like both you

1135
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:16,920
and I are in agreement.

1136
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,920
This might be the winner.

1137
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,080
- I was gonna say let's do a drum,

1138
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,360
but I don't even think we do a drum roll.

1139
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,160
I think this is our winner here.

1140
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,600
- This is it, because,

1141
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,440
- Yeah.

1142
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,320
- Well, you picture it in your head, this woman,

1143
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,720
right, and then like,

1144
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,000
what I wanna see is the look on her face,

1145
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,400
when she Google it,

1146
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,240
and then like reads what it is and goes,

1147
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:38,240
"Oh, but I'm still back at the beginning."

1148
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:39,360
- I'm still back in the beginning,

1149
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,600
where if my wife said Buccaqui in front of the kids

1150
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,840
and that in and of itself, I would be roaring.

1151
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,280
I would be rolling on the floor laughing.

1152
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:52,360
Let alone in her admitting that she has no idea

1153
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:56,440
what that means and what happened.

1154
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,680
- You said it in a meeting?

1155
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:58,760
- Oh my God.

1156
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,360
And I've used Buccaqui in so many references,

1157
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,320
so many different times than to have her glide diwol.

1158
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,160
- Hold on.

1159
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,960
- And then, hold on and then she said she said it

1160
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,520
in a meeting, fuck me, this is getting better.

1161
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,360
- I think we just found our safe word.

1162
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,400
(laughing)

1163
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,680
Kids won't know what it means.

1164
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,200
I swear to God, it won't.

1165
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,040
- It won't.

1166
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,880
- And if they ask you, it's a sushi.

1167
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:26,240
- You're right, it's not a sushi.

1168
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:29,000
- I was just telling mom I wanted sushi for dinner.

1169
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000
- Yeah, Buccaqui.

1170
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,040
- That math checks out.

1171
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,360
(laughing)

1172
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:33,520
- Oh, I wanna use that winner.

1173
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,000
That's our clear cut winner here for today

1174
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,600
and I hate nice twits.

1175
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,720
That is the best tweet of the week.

1176
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:40,720
(laughing)

1177
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,120
There you go.

1178
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,800
All right, let's move on here.

1179
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:48,160
If you've ever wanted to know what parents are searching for,

1180
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,720
like there are plenty of parents who ask other parents

1181
00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:51,560
for advice.

1182
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,320
I think after COVID kicked in,

1183
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,040
we all kind of moved away from that

1184
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,160
and we spent a lot more time googling things.

1185
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:01,080
I'm pretty sure their parents right now,

1186
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,880
probably in the younger generation

1187
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,080
than you and I Mr. Chad,

1188
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:08,520
who are asking AI for parental advice.

1189
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,040
They're asking if they're doing chat,

1190
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,640
they're asking Google Gemini,

1191
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,880
whoever they're AI of choices,

1192
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,520
that's where they're getting their parental advice from.

1193
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,680
But if it's not their parents,

1194
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,760
if it's not their friends who have kids

1195
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,800
or even their single friends that they're trying to get advice,

1196
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:22,880
which why would you do that?

1197
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,560
There's no point in asking your single friends

1198
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,520
for any parenting advice at all.

1199
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:28,360
Where do they go?

1200
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,440
They go to Google.

1201
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,360
And what are your top Google parenting questions?

1202
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:34,680
Glad you asked.

1203
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,760
We've got them right here, Mr. Chad.

1204
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:38,280
So without further ado,

1205
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:43,280
the top popular parenting questions by state.

1206
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:47,440
All right, so Google broke this down state by state.

1207
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:48,800
For instance,

1208
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,200
I should probably just reach the questions

1209
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,800
unless you let you guess the state.

1210
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:54,640
Just for fun.

1211
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,560
All right, let's do a couple.

1212
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:57,400
Let's try.

1213
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,560
Okay, okay.

1214
00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,840
In no particular order,

1215
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:00,680
it's all in alphabetical,

1216
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,880
but I'm not gonna go in alphabetical,

1217
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:02,880
I'm just gonna throw it around there.

1218
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,360
Okay, how about this one?

1219
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,160
Which state asked the most

1220
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,400
the most?

1221
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,880
Why is social media bad for kids?

1222
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:18,000
Which state asked that question?

1223
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:18,840
Oh.

1224
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,520
My answer is?

1225
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,360
Yeah.

1226
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:24,360
California.

1227
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,000
California?

1228
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,320
No, that is not the correct answer.

1229
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,160
California.

1230
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,520
California wants to know,

1231
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,200
why are kids so loud?

1232
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,800
(laughing)

1233
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,800
I mean, that's an excellent question.

1234
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,160
I don't have an answer for it.

1235
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,520
I don't know that there is an answer for it.

1236
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,320
We may never know.

1237
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,600
The state who wanted to know why social media is bad

1238
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,400
for kids is Idaho.

1239
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,240
Idaho.

1240
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:48,080
Idaho.

1241
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:48,920
Sure.

1242
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:49,760
That makes a lot of sense.

1243
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:50,600
How about this one?

1244
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:55,840
How to talk so little kids will listen.

1245
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:59,440
First of all, when Google is gonna have an answer for you.

1246
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:00,440
I don't know what I mean.

1247
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,400
Wow, yeah, that's a,

1248
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,280
there is not an answer to that.

1249
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,440
No, I don't believe so.

1250
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,880
Does Google just go,

1251
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:07,720
I don't know.

1252
00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:08,880
Yeah, Google just goes,

1253
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,120
"Yeah, fuck you."

1254
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,120
(laughing)

1255
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,280
Leeds in, leaves.

1256
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,280
That's it, fuck you.

1257
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:20,840
That comes from Louisiana.

1258
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,080
Colorado.

1259
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:22,920
Oh.

1260
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:23,760
Colorado.

1261
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:24,760
Is it an orangey bastard?

1262
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,240
How about this one?

1263
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:31,800
How many hours of sleep do kids need?

1264
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,520
I think we all kind of know the answer.

1265
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:36,360
Don't we all start?

1266
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,480
Sure, it's always eight.

1267
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,800
Yeah, but what?

1268
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:39,640
But then more.

1269
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,360
Kids are like 10 and 12.

1270
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,440
I was gonna say eight is a minimum.

1271
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,320
If you can, you're fucked.

1272
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,520
So it's gonna be closer to nine or 10 hours,

1273
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,080
depending on their age.

1274
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,840
I gotta go with Alaska on that one.

1275
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:51,680
You're close.

1276
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:52,680
'Cause like,

1277
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:53,520
Alabama.

1278
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,360
Why?

1279
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:55,200
Alabama, see.

1280
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,040
Here's the problem.

1281
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,200
You still need to know how to count

1282
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,440
and that rules Alabama out right off the bat.

1283
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,240
Get some work out there.

1284
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:03,080
Yeah.

1285
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,080
Which is probably why they're asking on Google, right?

1286
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:05,920
Yeah.

1287
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:06,760
That's a good point.

1288
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,920
Yeah, it's a very good point.

1289
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,400
How about this one?

1290
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,080
How to help a child lose weight

1291
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,760
without making them feel bad?

1292
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,720
Iowa.

1293
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:15,880
No, Florida.

1294
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:16,720
Florida.

1295
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:18,920
Come on, it has to be Florida, right?

1296
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:19,920
Makes sense.

1297
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,600
Hey, how do you fit a fat kid in the bikini?

1298
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,000
Florida wants to know.

1299
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,880
That's a Florida question if I've ever heard one.

1300
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,000
Oh my God.

1301
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,160
Okay.

1302
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,000
That's terrible.

1303
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,040
Why do kids wet the bed?

1304
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,800
Why?

1305
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,560
Why do kids wet the bed?

1306
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,360
All right, I just swing.

1307
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:40,200
I'm a swinging swing.

1308
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,040
Here we go.

1309
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:41,880
Missouri.

1310
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:42,720
Close.

1311
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:43,720
Georgia.

1312
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:44,720
It's Georgia wants to know.

1313
00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:45,560
Georgia wants to know that.

1314
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:50,040
This state wants to know when do boys stop growing?

1315
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,320
Who is the dumbest state?

1316
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:54,160
All of us.

1317
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,000
No, we are concerned.

1318
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:55,840
Hold on.

1319
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,200
Let me also add this.

1320
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,240
Who's probably the most concerned

1321
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,360
with their boys growing really big?

1322
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,720
Oh, Texas.

1323
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:07,040
I think in more West.

1324
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:11,880
Big, really, really West.

1325
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,840
Like, I don't know.

1326
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:15,680
Oh, why?

1327
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:16,520
Yes, you got it.

1328
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,400
Why he wants to know.

1329
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,240
What the, we do boys stop growing?

1330
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:23,800
When do boys stop growing?

1331
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,720
I mean, I've been to Hawaii.

1332
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,640
Most of the Hawaiians look normal to me.

1333
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,200
Where do they expect giants or like?

1334
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,040
Look, not everybody looks like the rock.

1335
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:32,880
I'll give you that.

1336
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:36,000
I'll give you that, but you've got your man for every rock.

1337
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,120
There's a man, Tai Teo.

1338
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,280
That's what I'll say.

1339
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:39,480
(laughs)

1340
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,640
Louisiana wants to know why won't my kid be quiet?

1341
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,280
Maine wants to know why do toddlers bite?

1342
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:49,520
Maryland is very interested in what kids learn

1343
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:50,800
in kindergarten.

1344
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,320
The state of Michigan.

1345
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,720
Why is my kid so mean?

1346
00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:58,760
(laughs)

1347
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:02,840
'Cause it's fucking cold.

1348
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:04,320
Where is my kid?

1349
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:05,320
A dick.

1350
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,160
(laughs)

1351
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,000
Answer.

1352
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,160
Mississippi.

1353
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,240
Now, this is the most Mississippi fucking question

1354
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:14,680
you will ever get.

1355
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:15,520
Mississippi.

1356
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:16,360
See, I wonder if I just right.

1357
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:20,720
And again, this is the most commonly asked question

1358
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,200
in the state of Mississippi.

1359
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,920
People are fucking typing this into Google.

1360
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:28,360
Am I a good parent?

1361
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:29,840
Question mark.

1362
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:30,680
Okay.

1363
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,520
(grunts)

1364
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,320
I might have to type that in just to see what happens.

1365
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:39,120
I mean, first of all, how does Google know if you're a good parent?

1366
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:39,960
Jesus.

1367
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:40,800
Exactly.

1368
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:41,640
Google doesn't know who you are.

1369
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:42,600
Based upon your Google history,

1370
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:43,960
they're gonna have a lot of questions.

1371
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:44,800
I'll be honest with you.

1372
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:45,800
Yeah.

1373
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,440
Also reporting you.

1374
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:52,080
Also, I want to put, I want to put your mind at ease, Mississippi,

1375
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,720
and tell you that you are a good parent,

1376
00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:56,960
but you're from Mississippi,

1377
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,680
so I don't know if I can do that or not.

1378
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,440
I'm not even sure, frankly, you spelled parent correctly.

1379
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,440
I think Google corrected it for you.

1380
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,000
So I would like to say that,

1381
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,360
and I would like to say to any parent

1382
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,680
that if your question is, am I a good parent?

1383
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,480
The answer I've got for you is a question

1384
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,760
that it comes in the form of this.

1385
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,920
Is your kid still alive after the age of five?

1386
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:18,920
You're good parent.

1387
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,240
(laughs)

1388
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,080
Good job.

1389
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:21,920
It's gonna get tougher.

1390
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,080
I like it is.

1391
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,760
It is, it's, yeah, but I like the bar.

1392
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:25,920
I like the bar that you said.

1393
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:27,400
But you know, you kept them alive.

1394
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,760
They stayed alive.

1395
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,080
They're breathing.

1396
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:33,160
They are attempting to learn stuff.

1397
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,760
I don't know if that's working or not for you,

1398
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,200
but they're at least attempting and they're alive.

1399
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,080
Hopefully they're, yeah, and hopefully they're not malnutrition.

1400
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:41,080
So malnutrition.

1401
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:42,080
Malnutrition.

1402
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:42,920
Thank you.

1403
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:43,920
For the first five years of their life.

1404
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,400
You fucking kept them alive,

1405
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,800
and I'm giving you a good parent gold star for that one.

1406
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,080
You should take that one.

1407
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,600
Now, from here, we're gonna really find out

1408
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:53,960
what kind of a parent you are, but for the first five years,

1409
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,120
yes, you kept them alive.

1410
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:56,600
Good to you.

1411
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,520
Nevada, they wanna know when kids go back to school.

1412
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:04,560
Well, New Jersey, very similar to Maine has a question

1413
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,400
along the same way.

1414
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,560
How does stop a toddler from biting?

1415
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:12,880
What the hell with you people in the Northeast?

1416
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,560
(laughs)

1417
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:19,320
North Dakota wants to know when should a kid get an iPad?

1418
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,080
That's a fair question.

1419
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,800
That is a very fair question.

1420
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,320
I've actually got a guest in the works

1421
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,200
for joining us here to talk a little bit about

1422
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,960
that exact thing.

1423
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:32,200
If there's an age range, what the age range is

1424
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:33,600
that that should or shouldn't be happening

1425
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:36,200
when it's too early, that kind of a thing.

1426
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,880
There are multiple questions about ADHD, what causes it,

1427
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,160
what is it, what are the signs of it in kids?

1428
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,080
Those are a couple of different states that have that.

1429
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:49,080
And then, I'm wrapping up with your state, Chad.

1430
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,680
Yes, let's go.

1431
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:56,680
Again, we're number one, number one is most googled question.

1432
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:01,200
Universally, by parents in the state of Texas,

1433
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,840
do you have a guess?

1434
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,960
What age can my kid shoot a gun?

1435
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:11,320
I mean, I think it's not a question.

1436
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:12,160
That's gotta be the question.

1437
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,960
The legitimate question, isn't it?

1438
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,680
Yeah, how about this?

1439
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:19,720
Why do kids stare?

1440
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:23,080
(laughs)

1441
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:24,680
Hold on, seriously, that's the question.

1442
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:25,520
That's the question.

1443
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,520
Why do kids stare?

1444
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,160
Who the fuck is staring?

1445
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,200
People give us a lot of staring, I didn't miss,

1446
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:32,840
I didn't see a lot of signs.

1447
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,200
I get that in Texas.

1448
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,080
I don't notice it, but I mean,

1449
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:40,520
when you're out, kids are just fucking staring at you

1450
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,400
in Austin, is that ever happen?

1451
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:48,080
Well, you know, maybe it's the mustache,

1452
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:52,480
but the little kids, the grocery store and stuff,

1453
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,840
they stare at me, but I think it's like,

1454
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:56,400
I-- - What the dude's a mustache?

1455
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,640
- I would ask you if it's any different

1456
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,400
if you have not had your THC drink,

1457
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,480
'cause that might be a little, first of all,

1458
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:04,680
who can't stare at that mustache?

1459
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:06,320
That mustache is just fucking amazing

1460
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,320
and every kid wants to have that mustache.

1461
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:14,320
But I would say, people tend to be a little paranoid

1462
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:17,520
after they've had some THC, so maybe that makes you

1463
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:18,920
staring.

1464
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,920
Texas is very fucking stop staring at me,

1465
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,960
kinda state, like I feel like that's a very,

1466
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,480
that might be a fucking look at me.

1467
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:27,840
Don't you look at me.

1468
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:31,840
But kids, why do kids--

1469
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:35,680
- Yeah, not adults, not a Hispanic guy,

1470
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,520
just kids, why are kids staring at me?

1471
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:43,480
All right, West Virginia probably has the best question,

1472
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:48,000
they just wanna know, why is my kid cursing?

1473
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,600
(laughing)

1474
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,080
- Oh, black and gay, I'm a--

1475
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,080
- Morsh hair.

1476
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:53,920
- Yeah.

1477
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:54,760
- You're a big boy.

1478
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:55,600
- Good point.

1479
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,280
All right, we might have some answers

1480
00:56:58,280 --> 00:56:59,680
for the folks in West Virginia,

1481
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:02,520
which I think actually might be fitting for West Virginia,

1482
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,760
because when we come back here,

1483
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:07,040
we'll talk about entries, possible entries

1484
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:10,480
into the 2025 worst parent competition,

1485
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:11,320
the bracket that we've got.

1486
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,160
In fact, I think we might actually have a name for,

1487
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,600
if not the entire bracket, at least one division

1488
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,800
in the bracket that we may have to look at,

1489
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,440
I think it might be fitting and deserving.

1490
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,600
So when we come back, we will have

1491
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,400
not one, not two, three, maybe even a fourth one,

1492
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,840
and with that, I think an idea

1493
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:29,880
that might involve your THC beer,

1494
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:33,440
that's when we come back here at the Dad's Home podcast.

1495
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,600
- Nothing, damn it.

1496
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,400
Oh, black and gay, I'm it.

1497
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:40,980
(upbeat music)

1498
00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:50,800
- This is a clearly, clearly,

1499
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:54,040
not metrosexual moment in history.

1500
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:56,080
- Upside down Van Gogh.

1501
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:59,680
In Ontario, Canada, a teenage boy was snowmobiling at night

1502
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,560
in negative 20 degrees when he saw the perfect spot

1503
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,560
to spray paint on the side of a bridge.

1504
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,200
Young Van Gogh grabbed his paint,

1505
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,600
tied a rope around his waist

1506
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,480
and repelled off the side of the bridge.

1507
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:10,320
Hell yeah.

1508
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,680
You know what else is manly?

1509
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,200
Not thinking shit through.

1510
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:16,480
A thing called gravity flipped Van Gogh upside down.

1511
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,480
Did he yell for help like a pansy?

1512
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:19,240
No.

1513
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,120
He tried to wiggle out of the rope by taking off his clothes,

1514
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,280
but it didn't work and he was left hanging there

1515
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:28,320
like a bad game magician at an inappropriate children's birthday party.

1516
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,280
Finally, some good Samaritan stopped him and called the cops

1517
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:32,600
and the local newspaper.

1518
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,480
Van Gogh was soon upside down, naked celebrity,

1519
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:37,920
one that had parts of his body turning blue.

1520
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,680
Parts that shouldn't turn blue.

1521
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:42,680
The real Van Gogh may have been dumb enough to chop his ear off,

1522
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:46,160
but he never thought of hanging naked from a bridge in negative 20.

1523
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,920
Screw extreme sports for a real thrill.

1524
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:50,360
Crack streams to pitty.

1525
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,760
This has been Lee Camp for more funny crap.

1526
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,760
Check out LeeCamp.net.

1527
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:59,960
Hey dude, are you tired of getting young women who have no idea how to please you?

1528
00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:01,960
I'm learning.

1529
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,960
Yeah.

1530
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:04,960
Ready for this?

1531
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:07,680
Listen my son's away if basketball can't.

1532
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:09,360
I've got some white zin in the fridge.

1533
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,440
I would say you and I go back to my place in 69 to craft

1534
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,440
of each other in the hot tub.

1535
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,440
Yeah.

1536
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,440
Then you need a cougar.

1537
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:18,440
What's a cougar?

1538
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:24,760
A cougar is an older single woman who freaks clubs and bars looking for innocent young men she can have passionate hate sex with.

1539
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:25,760
Brad.

1540
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:26,760
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1541
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,760
All thanks to an amazing new program, cougar 101.

1542
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:30,760
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1543
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,000
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1544
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,320
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1545
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:38,080
but let me tell you something about wine.

1546
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,080
Like women?

1547
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:41,240
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1548
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:46,880
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1549
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:47,880
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1550
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:52,440
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1551
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:55,640
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1552
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:57,720
It was two for one night.

1553
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:01,240
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1554
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:02,680
Like what are you majoring in?

1555
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:04,480
And have I seen under the Tuscan sun?

1556
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,720
I own the DVD, so you tell me.

1557
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,960
And my personal favorites.

1558
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:12,480
You look just like Heather Locklear.

1559
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:13,480
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1560
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,480
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1561
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:18,960
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1562
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:21,760
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1563
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,600
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1564
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:25,080
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1565
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,760
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1566
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,400
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1567
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:32,080
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1568
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:33,480
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1569
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,000
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1570
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,320
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1571
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:38,320
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1572
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,320
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1573
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:41,320
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1574
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:42,520
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1575
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:44,760
And many more.

1576
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,760
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1577
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:49,360
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1578
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:52,360
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1579
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1580
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1581
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:01,360
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1582
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:04,800
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1583
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,800
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1584
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:11,440
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1585
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:12,600
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1586
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:18,000
Come on now.

1587
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,720
Back to the dad's own podcast, but first, more dad jokes.

1588
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:22,720
Porn used to amaze me.

1589
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,960
I'd be like how they get that man and that lady to have sex at that bakery.

1590
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,720
But now the older I get the more I realize, men and women have sex at the easy part of

1591
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:30,720
relationships.

1592
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,200
You know what's like a fantasy to me now?

1593
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:33,880
You know what we'll be porn to me today?

1594
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:37,600
Just video of a man and a woman getting along.

1595
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:40,320
Like, wait.

1596
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:42,560
He has to work late and she's not going to take it personally.

1597
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:47,160
Oh, that's hot.

1598
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:50,280
Wait, they went to a party together and they want to leave at the same exact time.

1599
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,280
Oh my God.

1600
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:55,760
Where they find these people.

1601
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,160
Wait, she wants to talk about the new duvet cover.

1602
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,760
He doesn't give a crap and she doesn't give a crap that he doesn't give a crap.

1603
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:06,160
Oh, that's going to make me finish.

1604
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:07,160
All right.

1605
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,720
Welcome back to the dad's own podcast.

1606
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:17,680
I wanted to start off with this horribly bad parent and I think it's more of a commentary

1607
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:23,560
Mr. Chat on a way of parenting or maybe it's a way of not parenting.

1608
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,080
That's how this should be looked at.

1609
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:26,080
This is how it should be viewed.

1610
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:29,600
But regardless, I think it's something that we can take and run with a little bit here.

1611
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:34,000
And we'll keep in mind your magic hike.

1612
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000
What is it called?

1613
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
Magic trail.

1614
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,000
Magic trail.

1615
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:43,360
All right, magic trail because I think we might be able to use it to our benefit here.

1616
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:48,400
Now, let's just start off with bringing you the image that I wanted to bring to our attention

1617
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,400
here.

1618
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:55,160
This comes to us from somebody who's reviewing whether or not parents should be allowing

1619
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:59,480
their kids to watch Deadpool and Wolverine.

1620
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:05,880
Not just with them, but should they be allowed to let their kids watch Deadpool and Wolverine

1621
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:11,480
period because it is a very, very violent movie.

1622
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:17,800
It is a very, like they find new ways to kill people that involve way more blood than you

1623
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,840
would ever think imaginable.

1624
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:26,920
And what used to be probably a mistake of a splatter hitting a camera back in the old days,

1625
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,920
they relish in Deadpool.

1626
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:29,920
Oh, a purpose.

1627
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:30,920
Purpose.

1628
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,800
Like they're like, could we get more splatter next time?

1629
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:34,800
Cut, cut, cut.

1630
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:35,800
That was great scene.

1631
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:40,200
It violence fantastic, not enough splatter on the screen.

1632
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:45,680
Let's retake it until we can get that blood gushing all, could you just bust an artery

1633
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:46,680
on the screen?

1634
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:48,120
That'd be fantastic.

1635
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:51,240
So this review, get those special effects guys up here.

1636
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:52,240
What does it say?

1637
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:57,320
It says, if I wasn't concerned about the content, I consume, I might have enjoyed Deadpool

1638
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:02,440
and Wolverine more, but the explicit content cannot be ignored.

1639
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:07,760
And this is a review coming from somebody who was asked if it was okay if their kids watch

1640
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:11,040
Deadpool and Wolverine with them.

1641
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:15,360
So I thought, I've seen Deadpool over here.

1642
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:17,080
I'm presuming you've seen it as well.

1643
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:18,080
Yes.

1644
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:19,480
I don't know that you have, so I thought I'd ask you for sure.

1645
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:25,520
But I thought this might warrant a special episode of the Dad's Home podcast.

1646
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:26,520
All right.

1647
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:27,520
Where are we?

1648
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:34,480
Where we sit down and stream Deadpool and Wolverine watching it together.

1649
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:38,600
It would be the accompaniment for you guys at home to watch Deadpool and Wolverine with us.

1650
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:43,440
You'd be listening to us sort of it would be sort of the equivalent of like the Easter

1651
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:47,560
egg audio in watching the video of the movie.

1652
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:51,680
Here's Chad and I were sitting down in your house with you in this case.

1653
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:57,480
I'm suggesting not drinking beers or vodka or whatever other alcohol that I've used

1654
01:04:57,480 --> 01:05:03,120
usually got there while I'm watching the movie, but rather trail magic margaritas perhaps.

1655
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:04,440
That's what I'm suggesting.

1656
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:10,880
So that's the good folks who make the trail magic margaritas might be interested in sponsoring

1657
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,680
set event where that would be awesome.

1658
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:15,080
You and I sit down.

1659
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:17,000
We get the cameras rolling.

1660
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,520
We get the mics rolling.

1661
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:19,840
We pop in.

1662
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:25,600
Now you guys at home wouldn't be able to see or even frankly really hear the Deadpool and

1663
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:26,600
Wolverine.

1664
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,280
You're watching it at home yourself.

1665
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:34,400
You could be accompanying it with us having comments as to what we're all watching on screen.

1666
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:37,520
And then we can make a decision.

1667
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:41,000
I almost think it could probably be worthwhile to have like a tap out bell although my guess

1668
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:46,120
is if we were going under the guys of is this okay for children to watch and we've set

1669
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:47,120
up the ground rules.

1670
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,120
Oh man.

1671
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:52,840
We're not into that movie but three minutes before we're like tap it out.

1672
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:55,240
I don't even think we make it for five minutes.

1673
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:56,240
There's no way we make it.

1674
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:57,240
Five minutes.

1675
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:58,240
No fucking way.

1676
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:00,120
So if there's if there's a tap out.

1677
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:01,240
Oh like okay.

1678
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:04,960
At what point are you watching this movie and the violence becomes too much to show to your

1679
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:05,960
children?

1680
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:07,360
Yeah.

1681
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:09,600
During the credits through the opening credits really.

1682
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:10,600
I know by it.

1683
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:11,600
Yeah.

1684
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:14,840
I mean, there's got to be a some sort of a score that's kept.

1685
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:18,520
I think there's got to be something like where we ding a bell when we're like fuck I

1686
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:20,840
would not let my kids watch the scene.

1687
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:23,160
To violent maybe there's a messaging in there.

1688
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:24,160
Sex.

1689
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:27,560
I always hear him talk about getting pegged and that kind of stuff like if you were dinging

1690
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:33,160
a bell at those things like what would that score look like and that might be a way for

1691
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,080
us to determine whether or not your kids.

1692
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:40,920
I'm just thinking like if we were the syscull and ebert the current day syscull and ebert

1693
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:45,440
of parenting like could should your parents should your kids watch this movie that might

1694
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:49,320
how would we have our own gimmick that way couldn't just be a thumbs up or thumbs down.

1695
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:51,160
We know that sounds like that's a podcast.

1696
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:52,160
That's what happens.

1697
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:56,620
And so I think if we started off with this episode if we started off the first episode

1698
01:06:56,620 --> 01:07:02,520
being Deadpool versus Wolverine and then we're doing we're watching it again this is for

1699
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,480
the parents is not for the kids to watch.

1700
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:05,480
Yes.

1701
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:06,480
Right.

1702
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:09,040
We're watching it while we're enjoying the THC drink.

1703
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:10,520
Perhaps a few of them.

1704
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:11,520
Yeah.

1705
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:12,840
This could be a fun pod.

1706
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:17,240
It could be the worst podcast on the face of the earth or it could be so much fun.

1707
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:21,880
I can't figure out which one it's going to be except not had a THC drink before.

1708
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:22,880
We have it.

1709
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:24,320
You know, we haven't tried this podcast.

1710
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:25,320
Right.

1711
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:26,320
We don't know.

1712
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:27,320
It's fun to we try it.

1713
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:28,320
Right.

1714
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:29,320
Right.

1715
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:31,280
Which is which is what I tell my my wife all the time.

1716
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:32,280
Does it work for her?

1717
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:33,680
Does she sign out on it?

1718
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:34,680
No.

1719
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:35,680
Not yet.

1720
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:36,680
All right.

1721
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:39,600
So we don't know if it's fun unless we try it.

1722
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:41,440
Look honey, you're not I promise.

1723
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:44,160
It'll be I think it'll be fun and you can tell the same.

1724
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,160
The same word is sassafras.

1725
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:48,200
No, not bucokey.

1726
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:49,400
You don't want that right now.

1727
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:52,640
You don't want to yell out bucokey right now.

1728
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:53,640
Not now.

1729
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:54,640
Sassafras.

1730
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:55,640
Sassafras is fun.

1731
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,640
Bucokey might be messy for you.

1732
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:58,640
All right.

1733
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:01,720
So that's my that's my that's my thought from this possible.

1734
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:02,720
I like it.

1735
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:03,720
I like it.

1736
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:06,360
Now let's move on to some real worst parents, some possible worst parents.

1737
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:09,880
As here's the first one and I'm going to say I don't feel like this is probably my

1738
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:14,920
least offensive as far as a worst parent competition goes.

1739
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:19,680
But factually and with the visual there's definitely a problem but I'm not good.

1740
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:23,760
I think the intent is is what is separating this from everybody else.

1741
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:29,400
So without further ado, let's watch this mom and her little kid together on the toy horse.

1742
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:30,400
Bouncing up and down.

1743
01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:31,400
She's filming it.

1744
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:32,400
The little boy.

1745
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,400
Oh, oh, oh, you're gone.

1746
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:35,400
Oh, my God.

1747
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:37,600
Oh, my God.

1748
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:44,880
Now she's bigger than the toddlers probably too.

1749
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:47,680
Like he's barely holding on to mom, right?

1750
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:48,680
Two to a half.

1751
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:49,680
Yeah.

1752
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:50,680
Again, they're bouncing bouncing.

1753
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:53,720
She's filming from all angles and the spring breaks.

1754
01:08:53,720 --> 01:09:03,520
Oh, bad judgment.

1755
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:04,520
Bad judgment.

1756
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:08,000
Yes, I would say there's bad judgment there on behalf of mom for any adult.

1757
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:12,060
I don't think adults should be riding the kids toys that probably I would say have a

1758
01:09:12,060 --> 01:09:15,300
warning as to what the weight limit is on it.

1759
01:09:15,300 --> 01:09:21,660
And folks, if you have ever found yourself looking at some food item that you bought at the

1760
01:09:21,660 --> 01:09:31,700
store or a bag or a coffee cup, basically anything that has some warning label on it.

1761
01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:37,060
Don't drink this acid, right?

1762
01:09:37,060 --> 01:09:41,340
That is because somebody just like this mom actually did it.

1763
01:09:41,340 --> 01:09:42,340
And there was a lawsuit.

1764
01:09:42,340 --> 01:09:45,900
Now they got to put that on all the packaging.

1765
01:09:45,900 --> 01:09:49,780
I guarantee you that before this woman got on there, somebody else, some other woman got

1766
01:09:49,780 --> 01:09:54,060
here or man or whatever, broke it, hurt themselves, right?

1767
01:09:54,060 --> 01:09:55,060
Yeah.

1768
01:09:55,060 --> 01:09:56,060
Yeah.

1769
01:09:56,060 --> 01:09:59,900
So this is sort of like a, did you read the label?

1770
01:09:59,900 --> 01:10:02,900
No, okay, sorry about that.

1771
01:10:02,900 --> 01:10:05,500
I just want us all to listen to it just one more time.

1772
01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:06,500
Yeah, I know.

1773
01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:07,500
Thanks for going well.

1774
01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:08,500
The baby's happy.

1775
01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:09,500
This is fun.

1776
01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:15,260
They got a fire in the fireplace like there's all good vibes happening until the spring

1777
01:10:15,260 --> 01:10:16,260
works.

1778
01:10:16,260 --> 01:10:18,260
The dog is sitting there watching it.

1779
01:10:18,260 --> 01:10:21,460
And then all your guys.

1780
01:10:21,460 --> 01:10:29,940
One thing I too, I love about all these videos that we watch is the person taking the video.

1781
01:10:29,940 --> 01:10:30,940
There's nothing else.

1782
01:10:30,940 --> 01:10:31,940
There's nothing.

1783
01:10:31,940 --> 01:10:36,140
It's just like kind of points it to the ground like nothing to see here folks.

1784
01:10:36,140 --> 01:10:41,580
Well, I'm with this.

1785
01:10:41,580 --> 01:10:43,300
Yeah, but I'm just going to sit here.

1786
01:10:43,300 --> 01:10:44,540
You could have just squash.

1787
01:10:44,540 --> 01:10:48,140
She could be out cold and the kid could be underneath and you haven't even gotten up for

1788
01:10:48,140 --> 01:10:49,900
a second to try to help anything.

1789
01:10:49,900 --> 01:10:50,900
Right.

1790
01:10:50,900 --> 01:10:51,900
Right.

1791
01:10:51,900 --> 01:10:54,180
So there's that's number one, which again, I is an accent.

1792
01:10:54,180 --> 01:10:55,180
I see.

1793
01:10:55,180 --> 01:10:56,180
Not intentional.

1794
01:10:56,180 --> 01:11:00,420
But also just some dumbass like read the weight level, right?

1795
01:11:00,420 --> 01:11:01,420
It's right.

1796
01:11:01,420 --> 01:11:02,420
Right.

1797
01:11:02,420 --> 01:11:08,380
You should do a better job of pair and he's poor parry.

1798
01:11:08,380 --> 01:11:10,820
I wouldn't say the worst because we still had another one to couple get here.

1799
01:11:10,820 --> 01:11:15,300
Yeah, this one just is something that I I hate to see, but it's happening way too frequently.

1800
01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:22,660
And I believe because of this, we should possibly possibly name the worst pair of the

1801
01:11:22,660 --> 01:11:33,020
tournament after wall marts.

1802
01:11:33,020 --> 01:11:36,620
Now listen, before we go any further, there's a couple of moms fighting at Walmart, which

1803
01:11:36,620 --> 01:11:40,380
started by where the checkout was and then eventually moved down to one of the aisles,

1804
01:11:40,380 --> 01:11:43,540
which I can tell you now looking at it is the shampoo aisle.

1805
01:11:43,540 --> 01:11:47,740
So the two moms are fighting in the shampoo aisle, but here's the thing.

1806
01:11:47,740 --> 01:11:54,300
There's a kid that's standing there, a kid that maybe is five or six years old, maybe.

1807
01:11:54,300 --> 01:11:57,380
And one of those moms is his mom.

1808
01:11:57,380 --> 01:12:02,300
And the reason I know that is because she yells at him to hit the other woman while the fight

1809
01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:03,700
is happening.

1810
01:12:03,700 --> 01:12:07,820
And then the fight continues to go on and you'll see this is all happening in front of children

1811
01:12:07,820 --> 01:12:09,540
at no point.

1812
01:12:09,540 --> 01:12:14,020
Do either of these moms, even the one whose son is standing right there, do they stop and

1813
01:12:14,020 --> 01:12:17,300
say, maybe, maybe this isn't a wise idea.

1814
01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:32,960
Do you see the kid hauls back?

1815
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:34,620
Did you see how he hauls back?

1816
01:12:34,620 --> 01:12:36,700
He's gonna jump in.

1817
01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:38,100
He's gonna jump in.

1818
01:12:38,100 --> 01:12:41,240
This is not the first time this fucking kid has seen this.

1819
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:45,580
This is not the first time this fucking kid has been told to hit her in the fucking face.

1820
01:12:45,580 --> 01:12:49,300
This kid is a veteran.

1821
01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:52,780
This kid is like Rocky on the playground.

1822
01:12:52,780 --> 01:12:53,780
Who probably is?

1823
01:12:53,780 --> 01:12:58,420
Alright, so look, so get to the point where.

1824
01:12:58,420 --> 01:13:00,420
Headlock is like bad wrestling.

1825
01:13:00,420 --> 01:13:09,740
He's yelling mommy.

1826
01:13:09,740 --> 01:13:10,980
He's yelling mommy.

1827
01:13:10,980 --> 01:13:12,980
This is my character.

1828
01:13:12,980 --> 01:13:13,980
It's the hardest.

1829
01:13:13,980 --> 01:13:15,980
Hold on, hold on.

1830
01:13:15,980 --> 01:13:16,980
And he grabs...

1831
01:13:16,980 --> 01:13:17,980
He's punching her.

1832
01:13:17,980 --> 01:13:19,300
He's punching the woman.

1833
01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:20,300
Look at that.

1834
01:13:20,300 --> 01:13:21,700
Oh Jesus.

1835
01:13:21,700 --> 01:13:28,620
And then he goes and grabs a bottle to hit the woman over the head and the bottle with a bottle.

1836
01:13:28,620 --> 01:13:30,580
He's, he's, he's tonning her.

1837
01:13:30,580 --> 01:13:31,580
Do something about it.

1838
01:13:31,580 --> 01:13:35,980
Do something about it while she's on the ground getting beaten by the other woman.

1839
01:13:35,980 --> 01:13:40,020
He's kicking.

1840
01:13:40,020 --> 01:13:42,020
He grabs a bottle.

1841
01:13:42,020 --> 01:13:52,580
I think the one starts hitting the woman over the head with a bottle of conditioner.

1842
01:13:52,580 --> 01:14:00,420
And I'd like, I'd like, I'd like to say the woman who's his mom in the video here.

1843
01:14:00,420 --> 01:14:05,340
He's standing there in his yellow Batman shirt as she's on the ground punching the other woman

1844
01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:07,860
in the face in the headlock.

1845
01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:13,620
I'd like to say that the mom of that little boy is the worst parent of the year right now

1846
01:14:13,620 --> 01:14:15,340
should be entered into the competition.

1847
01:14:15,340 --> 01:14:19,660
But I also think that the other woman's got some responsibility in all of this.

1848
01:14:19,660 --> 01:14:23,740
They, they could, I, I loved to know what started the fight.

1849
01:14:23,740 --> 01:14:29,340
Yeah, but that said, still fighting in Walmart, which, there's your name right there,

1850
01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:30,340
fighting in Walmart.

1851
01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:32,140
That's the name fighting in Walmart.

1852
01:14:32,140 --> 01:14:33,140
Yep.

1853
01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:39,260
From the Walmart, I was thinking was it from the Walmart division in the worst parent bracket

1854
01:14:39,260 --> 01:14:40,260
it could be.

1855
01:14:40,260 --> 01:14:41,260
Oh, yes.

1856
01:14:41,260 --> 01:14:42,260
We're at the Walmart division, the Walmart.

1857
01:14:42,260 --> 01:14:43,260
Yeah.

1858
01:14:43,260 --> 01:14:45,940
Okay, you got the Northeast division of the NCAA tournament.

1859
01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:46,940
We've got the Walmart division.

1860
01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:47,940
Time to be the first time.

1861
01:14:47,940 --> 01:14:48,940
Walmart division.

1862
01:14:48,940 --> 01:14:49,940
Okay.

1863
01:14:49,940 --> 01:14:54,140
Or we could just have the Walmart worst parent of the year 2025.

1864
01:14:54,140 --> 01:14:58,780
Well, I mean, this, this is going to be hard to beat, but I bet you if there's some video

1865
01:14:58,780 --> 01:15:03,020
out there of other parents being behaving badly in Walmart.

1866
01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:08,100
So it could be its own, it could be its own, you know, I, we're parent could be wrong, but

1867
01:15:08,100 --> 01:15:12,700
I thought there was at least a Twitter account, maybe an Instagram account of parents fighting

1868
01:15:12,700 --> 01:15:16,860
in Walmart, like it was so, so, common in the current.

1869
01:15:16,860 --> 01:15:23,700
It was, it was somebody created a site in order to capture and get, get people to send them

1870
01:15:23,700 --> 01:15:27,700
videos of fights that they'd seen in Walmart in the past, but that's, that's not the point

1871
01:15:27,700 --> 01:15:28,700
is here.

1872
01:15:28,700 --> 01:15:35,700
The kid is kicking and he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's kicking and punching and taunting

1873
01:15:35,700 --> 01:15:40,940
this other person grabbing a bottle of conditioning while mom is punching the woman in the face.

1874
01:15:40,940 --> 01:15:44,540
He's smacking her over the head with a bottle of conditioner.

1875
01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:50,940
Yeah, that's, she, this is like, I, this may, if this one doesn't, isn't the worst one

1876
01:15:50,940 --> 01:15:51,940
today.

1877
01:15:51,940 --> 01:15:52,940
Right.

1878
01:15:52,940 --> 01:15:53,940
It's definitely a plan.

1879
01:15:53,940 --> 01:15:54,940
Right.

1880
01:15:54,940 --> 01:15:55,940
Definitely, definitely a plan.

1881
01:15:55,940 --> 01:15:56,940
All right.

1882
01:15:56,940 --> 01:16:01,740
The last one at you that might be, and again, I, I think intent goes to play here, but then

1883
01:16:01,740 --> 01:16:05,300
there's the physical aspect of what happens and maybe intent gets thrown out the window,

1884
01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:08,260
but let's see here in the final entry today.

1885
01:16:08,260 --> 01:16:14,100
This dad could be charged after appearing to use a three-month-old baby as a snow scrape.

1886
01:16:14,100 --> 01:16:17,780
The video was filmed after a brutal snowstorm hit Texas.

1887
01:16:17,780 --> 01:16:22,340
Police saw the video and said they'll likely bring charges of child endangerment against

1888
01:16:22,340 --> 01:16:24,180
him.

1889
01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:29,540
So in case you missed it here, there's a dad with his man, Bunn.

1890
01:16:29,540 --> 01:16:35,180
He's got his three-month-old baby that's got a jacket and pants on.

1891
01:16:35,180 --> 01:16:41,340
He's picked up the baby by the jacket and is moving him back and forth like an ice scraper

1892
01:16:41,340 --> 01:16:46,460
on the back windshield to remove the ice from the windshield.

1893
01:16:46,460 --> 01:16:52,100
Dad could be charged after appearing to use a three-month-old baby as a snow scrape.

1894
01:16:52,100 --> 01:16:55,780
The video was filmed after a brutal snowstorm hit Texas.

1895
01:16:55,780 --> 01:17:00,300
Police saw the video and said they'll likely bring charges of child endangerment against

1896
01:17:00,300 --> 01:17:01,300
him.

1897
01:17:01,300 --> 01:17:05,660
Oh my god.

1898
01:17:05,660 --> 01:17:13,940
Now if you ever wanted to see a reason not to do meth, this is it.

1899
01:17:13,940 --> 01:17:20,940
If, and I'm not, I, again, I feel like this was more of a joke than, hey, okay, well,

1900
01:17:20,940 --> 01:17:24,380
it's all for a second, just for a second.

1901
01:17:24,380 --> 01:17:27,820
Legitimately, you're not going to use your child to scrape ice and snow off of your windshield.

1902
01:17:27,820 --> 01:17:28,820
They are ineffective.

1903
01:17:28,820 --> 01:17:29,820
It's ineffective.

1904
01:17:29,820 --> 01:17:30,820
It's just stunt.

1905
01:17:30,820 --> 01:17:31,820
Right.

1906
01:17:31,820 --> 01:17:32,820
It's a stunt.

1907
01:17:32,820 --> 01:17:33,820
It's a stunt to get like viral viral.

1908
01:17:33,820 --> 01:17:34,820
Thank you.

1909
01:17:34,820 --> 01:17:35,820
This is for him.

1910
01:17:35,820 --> 01:17:36,820
He did for the wrong fucking reasons.

1911
01:17:36,820 --> 01:17:37,820
Right.

1912
01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:40,820
That's exactly it because also snow never happens in Texas.

1913
01:17:40,820 --> 01:17:44,260
Although I think you would argue it's happening more frequently these days.

1914
01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:45,260
It does.

1915
01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:46,500
It generally doesn't happen there.

1916
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:47,500
People aren't prepared.

1917
01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:48,660
I lived in Austin for a year.

1918
01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:51,380
There was no snow, snow truck, snow plows.

1919
01:17:51,380 --> 01:17:53,140
Nobody was, uh, there's something in the road.

1920
01:17:53,140 --> 01:17:54,140
Kids, it doesn't happen.

1921
01:17:54,140 --> 01:17:56,100
So, can't even buy salt.

1922
01:17:56,100 --> 01:17:57,100
Thank you.

1923
01:17:57,100 --> 01:18:01,100
I had to get, I had to get water softener salt, busted up with a hammer and poured that

1924
01:18:01,100 --> 01:18:04,980
out of my driveway because it was the only way I could salt down my driveway when it

1925
01:18:04,980 --> 01:18:06,140
was over.

1926
01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:07,140
So here's the thing.

1927
01:18:07,140 --> 01:18:08,140
Uh.

1928
01:18:08,140 --> 01:18:12,500
I felt like this was all a gimmick and that he was, but he still used a three month old

1929
01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:18,780
child for the fucking gimmick.

1930
01:18:18,780 --> 01:18:20,740
The baby is the back of the baby, the butt of the baby, even for that matter.

1931
01:18:20,740 --> 01:18:23,220
I don't see him bracing the head of the baby.

1932
01:18:23,220 --> 01:18:26,060
If you look at this, it rolls back and forth.

1933
01:18:26,060 --> 01:18:29,640
He's got, it's like, it's the equivalent of him holding the baby by the shoulders and

1934
01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:35,140
shaking it as he's rubbing it against the back window to clear snow off of the back fucking

1935
01:18:35,140 --> 01:18:36,140
window.

1936
01:18:36,140 --> 01:18:37,140
Oh.

1937
01:18:37,140 --> 01:18:39,140
He's shaking the poor child.

1938
01:18:39,140 --> 01:18:41,140
Look at that.

1939
01:18:41,140 --> 01:18:44,780
All right.

1940
01:18:44,780 --> 01:18:45,780
So.

1941
01:18:45,780 --> 01:18:51,820
So the intent, so I think was to get viral video.

1942
01:18:51,820 --> 01:18:55,020
I don't think, but regardless, he did it.

1943
01:18:55,020 --> 01:18:58,860
He used his child to get hits on, and likes on social media.

1944
01:18:58,860 --> 01:19:01,180
And now he's going to be charged with something.

1945
01:19:01,180 --> 01:19:11,100
It's them, him, man, bun, or the women fighting in Walmart or toy, toy, toy, toy, toy,

1946
01:19:11,100 --> 01:19:16,940
horse lady, which one of those three Chad?

1947
01:19:16,940 --> 01:19:22,700
You're, now, your spot on, your spot on the, the horse lady is the least, at least thank you.

1948
01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:23,700
Thank you.

1949
01:19:23,700 --> 01:19:24,700
I think we throw her out automatically.

1950
01:19:24,700 --> 01:19:26,220
Like it was a horrible accident.

1951
01:19:26,220 --> 01:19:31,300
I feel bad for her child and whatever, whatever, whatever reconstructive surgery he has to

1952
01:19:31,300 --> 01:19:32,300
go through.

1953
01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:36,980
But at the same time, it was an accident.

1954
01:19:36,980 --> 01:19:38,180
It was purely a mistake.

1955
01:19:38,180 --> 01:19:42,260
I'm not putting her in because that the intent doesn't go there, but these last two are

1956
01:19:42,260 --> 01:19:44,260
seriously intentional.

1957
01:19:44,260 --> 01:19:45,260
They are.

1958
01:19:45,260 --> 01:19:48,780
And so I, I am voting Walmart moms, okay?

1959
01:19:48,780 --> 01:19:54,420
Because, because of the behavior of the kid, the fact that she's encouraging the kid to

1960
01:19:54,420 --> 01:19:56,420
be violent, right?

1961
01:19:56,420 --> 01:20:00,660
And, and to keep the violent and keep prolifically doing it.

1962
01:20:00,660 --> 01:20:02,780
He's obviously done that before.

1963
01:20:02,780 --> 01:20:03,940
That's not his first time.

1964
01:20:03,940 --> 01:20:05,620
That wasn't his first rodeo.

1965
01:20:05,620 --> 01:20:06,620
So, yeah.

1966
01:20:06,620 --> 01:20:13,220
This guy, this guy, this guy, Maley, may, you know, well, learn his lesson, but he's fair.

1967
01:20:13,220 --> 01:20:17,180
If he puts, if the video continues with him putting that kid down on the ground and the

1968
01:20:17,180 --> 01:20:20,380
kid automatically does snow angels, well, now I'm, now I'm concerned.

1969
01:20:20,380 --> 01:20:26,320
I'm fucking concerned because the kid is learned something from dad using his ice spray

1970
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:27,320
berth.

1971
01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:33,300
And that is, that is a dumbass move, but it's not, it's not as, as terrible parent as encouraging

1972
01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:36,300
your five, six, your old boy or how old.

1973
01:20:36,300 --> 01:20:37,300
I rolled that kid.

1974
01:20:37,300 --> 01:20:39,500
Here's, and I'm gonna agree with you on this front.

1975
01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:44,100
First of all, anybody who shows up at this guy's backyard while he's using the baby to scrape

1976
01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:49,340
ice off his windshield, probably confused, but not calling the cops right away.

1977
01:20:49,340 --> 01:20:53,380
You walk into that Walmart aisle and the kid is kicking the woman as well as the other

1978
01:20:53,380 --> 01:20:54,380
woman's beating them.

1979
01:20:54,380 --> 01:20:55,860
They're calling the cops immediately.

1980
01:20:55,860 --> 01:20:58,580
So I'm gonna agree with you on that level of it.

1981
01:20:58,580 --> 01:20:59,580
I'm gonna say yes.

1982
01:20:59,580 --> 01:21:04,300
If this guy gets some serious charges brought against him in Texas for using his child

1983
01:21:04,300 --> 01:21:06,260
as an ice scraper, I might, we might have, we might have, we might have, we might have

1984
01:21:06,260 --> 01:21:07,660
to include him as a play in.

1985
01:21:07,660 --> 01:21:08,660
He might have to agree in.

1986
01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:09,660
I would agree.

1987
01:21:09,660 --> 01:21:10,660
I would agree.

1988
01:21:10,660 --> 01:21:11,860
We're gonna have to do a little research on man bun.

1989
01:21:11,860 --> 01:21:16,300
Yeah, we're gonna have to wait and see if man bun does get some charges that are larger

1990
01:21:16,300 --> 01:21:22,860
that get drummed up against him because again, I don't, I don't know, I mean, he's not really

1991
01:21:22,860 --> 01:21:23,860
holding the child.

1992
01:21:23,860 --> 01:21:27,460
Look, first of all, if you're going to scrape ice off of the window, you've got to have

1993
01:21:27,460 --> 01:21:28,460
leverage, right?

1994
01:21:28,460 --> 01:21:31,860
And you need something sharp to be able to get down to that ice.

1995
01:21:31,860 --> 01:21:34,460
Even if you've got a credit card, I've seen people use the credit card.

1996
01:21:34,460 --> 01:21:36,460
I'm living, I'm living Michigan for fuck's sake.

1997
01:21:36,460 --> 01:21:39,900
You use credit cards or other things to scrape away with a sharp edge.

1998
01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:41,740
That child has no sharp edges.

1999
01:21:41,740 --> 01:21:43,540
Jacket or nothing's got no sharp edges.

2000
01:21:43,540 --> 01:21:47,580
So it's a big fallacy to begin with, but he's trying because look at him.

2001
01:21:47,580 --> 01:21:49,780
No where in this video is he laughing.

2002
01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:50,780
He means business.

2003
01:21:50,780 --> 01:21:51,780
Look at that face.

2004
01:21:51,780 --> 01:21:57,260
He means business as he's shoving the baby across the ice to wipe it off his window.

2005
01:21:57,260 --> 01:21:59,340
He actually looks pissed off right here at the end.

2006
01:21:59,340 --> 01:22:01,020
Yeah, like, yeah, like, damn it.

2007
01:22:01,020 --> 01:22:02,020
I got to do this.

2008
01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:03,540
Like, wow, I should have been.

2009
01:22:03,540 --> 01:22:05,540
I should have gotten a car with a defroster.

2010
01:22:05,540 --> 01:22:06,620
What the fuck?

2011
01:22:06,620 --> 01:22:09,420
Give me the baby.

2012
01:22:09,420 --> 01:22:11,660
Trisha, Trisha, get me the baby.

2013
01:22:11,660 --> 01:22:12,660
What are you doing?

2014
01:22:12,660 --> 01:22:13,660
I got to get to work.

2015
01:22:13,660 --> 01:22:14,820
I got to get the ice off this.

2016
01:22:14,820 --> 01:22:15,820
You're in a t-shirt.

2017
01:22:15,820 --> 01:22:20,340
What do you come here and bring me the fucking baby?

2018
01:22:20,340 --> 01:22:21,820
I got to get to work.

2019
01:22:21,820 --> 01:22:22,820
Oh, Trisha.

2020
01:22:22,820 --> 01:22:24,900
What are you going to do with the baby?

2021
01:22:24,900 --> 01:22:28,420
Trisha, Trisha, baby now.

2022
01:22:28,420 --> 01:22:29,420
Do you see?

2023
01:22:29,420 --> 01:22:30,660
My bun is falling out.

2024
01:22:30,660 --> 01:22:32,660
I've got to get to work.

2025
01:22:32,660 --> 01:22:36,380
Oh, that money doesn't make itself.

2026
01:22:36,380 --> 01:22:37,860
All right, so we're in agreement.

2027
01:22:37,860 --> 01:22:39,500
It's the Walmart mom.

2028
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:40,500
Definitely Walmart mom.

2029
01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:47,380
Walmart mom whose kid gets into the fight and smashes like he's like he's Jimmy the mouth of

2030
01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:48,900
the South heart.

2031
01:22:48,900 --> 01:22:53,580
Smash is the opponent with a conditioner bottle on the head.

2032
01:22:53,580 --> 01:22:57,820
That's our worst parent of 2025 entry this week.

2033
01:22:57,820 --> 01:22:58,820
That's the entry this week.

2034
01:22:58,820 --> 01:23:02,620
We're going to hold off our judgment on the guy using the kid as the ice scraper.

2035
01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:07,940
For the possible entry and certainly a play in element coming forward.

2036
01:23:07,940 --> 01:23:09,340
All right, I feel comfortable with that.

2037
01:23:09,340 --> 01:23:10,940
Do you feel comfortable with that?

2038
01:23:10,940 --> 01:23:11,940
I'm, yeah, absolutely.

2039
01:23:11,940 --> 01:23:15,540
I don't feel comfortable with that kid.

2040
01:23:15,540 --> 01:23:17,620
Certainly don't want to cross him in an alley.

2041
01:23:17,620 --> 01:23:18,820
You mean, look, I don't know.

2042
01:23:18,820 --> 01:23:23,020
Maybe he started off being used as an ice scraper Chad.

2043
01:23:23,020 --> 01:23:24,020
We don't know.

2044
01:23:24,020 --> 01:23:25,020
How do we know?

2045
01:23:25,020 --> 01:23:26,020
We don't know that that didn't happen.

2046
01:23:26,020 --> 01:23:28,020
That's very possible.

2047
01:23:28,020 --> 01:23:29,020
Yeah, and quarry minds.

2048
01:23:29,020 --> 01:23:30,020
What an out.

2049
01:23:30,020 --> 01:23:34,340
Bukaki, let that be your say for this week and then we are going to let you know if we

2050
01:23:34,340 --> 01:23:41,060
plan to do the Wolverine versus deadpool movie review until then for Chad and myself.

2051
01:23:41,060 --> 01:23:42,060
Bukaki.

2052
01:23:42,060 --> 01:23:47,060
I know sometimes I'm out of control.

2053
01:23:47,060 --> 01:23:52,060
You're the only reason I keep on coming.

2054
01:23:52,060 --> 01:23:56,660
You're the only reason I keep on coming.

2055
01:23:56,660 --> 01:23:57,660
Yeah.

2056
01:23:57,660 --> 01:23:59,660
You're the only reason.

2057
01:23:59,660 --> 01:24:01,660
I keep on coming.

2058
01:24:01,660 --> 01:24:08,660
Yeah.

2059
01:24:08,660 --> 01:24:11,040
(dramatic music)