Thanks for Making Me Cry, Super Bowl!! | Episode #307 | NSFW

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It's you, tag folks.

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But first, dad jokes.

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My children used to ask me a lot of questions.

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They no longer ask me questions because I figured out a system in my home.

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I've given them both a notebook and a pen.

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And three times a day in my home, I hold a press conference.

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[LAUGHTER]

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And that is the only time you are allowed to ask me a question.

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And then I start, thank you for coming.

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[LAUGHTER]

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I'm going to start the press conference.

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Go ahead and go, Olivia, ladies first.

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First question.

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Why does your puppy dog stick to the refrigerator?

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Well, it's a picture of a puppy.

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There's a magnet on the back of it.

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The magnet stick to metal.

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The refrigerator is made of metal.

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That's why your puppy dog sticks to the refrigerator.

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Great question.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Isaac, next question.

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Yeah, sometimes the green jelly beans can be tricky.

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You stick it in a mouth.

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You think it's lime and it's spearmen, and spearmen sucks.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Right?

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Watch your ass.

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Smell your jelly beans.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Great question.

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Olivia, next question.

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There is a magnet on the back of it.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[LAUGHTER]

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Isaac, next question.

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Why does your sister cry all the time?

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Well, that's a great question.

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I think a lot of people in this house want an answer to that.

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For starters, as you know, we have wooden floors all over our home,

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and she runs around in wool socks,

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like there's not going to be consequences.

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Not to mention the fact that Crazy never watches where she's going.

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Do you remember when she hit her face on the side mirror of my car?

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Oh my god.

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How did you not see your face coming at you?

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[LAUGHTER]

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You never thought there's my face, but here's my face.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Question of the year, buddy.

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Question of the year.

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Olivia, next question.

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It is a fucking magnet.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Wake up, daddy, son.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Welcome.

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Welcome, everybody, to episode number 307307,

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if you're keeping scored home of Dad's Home Podcast.

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I'm Bauer.

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That is the Chad Dad with the sweet handle bar, mustache.

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How many weeks in progress is that?

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What are we-- can we do weeks?

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Yeah, I know.

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Three weeks in.

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So--

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That's three weeks?

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Yeah, dude.

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Yeah.

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It's nuts.

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You are a hairy bastard.

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That is amazing in three weeks.

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This has been four months.

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This little horrible go-t, I've got going on, is just four months.

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And I feel like it's just starting right now.

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And I will promise that by saying, though,

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I had a mustache already gone with the beard thing.

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And it was trimmed back.

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And then I was just like, handle bar time.

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Let's go.

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Now, do you have--

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Is there-- OK, because I just don't know.

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Is there--

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Yeah, I have to.

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Pacific-- is there a handle bar mustache wax specific

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to what you're doing there?

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Or is there-- what are you using?

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Yeah, so it's funny.

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I've tried the mustache wax.

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It's pretty good.

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It breaks down by the end of the day.

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So I look a little bit like--

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Like for--

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Or the best for good.

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The Jim Carrey bad guy in Sonic the Hedgehog, which is just

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like, it's just--

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You know, 70 Sam by the end of it.

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That's right.

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I am with a little busier.

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OK.

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But this, believe it or not, this beautiful gem of a mustache

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has been going hard all day.

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Looks just like this.

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I woke up, put this stuff in it.

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It's actually the same stuff I put in my hair.

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OK, so it's like a hair gel, a hair upon a--

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This is your mustache.

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Yeah, it works in my hair, works in my mustache.

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So a little bit pow.

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And now, what is it going to have you

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developed yet officially, the habit of the twist at the right time?

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Like it's one thing to just twist it like kind of out of habit.

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Like, well, you know, I'm not doing anything right now.

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I'm listening to somebody on a phone call or everybody's

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joining the Zoom meeting, and I'm doing a little twist there.

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But is there-- have you developed a habit that comes with--

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We need to talk.

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Or do you know when you do a little easel kind of look?

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Yeah, well, so it's--

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it's actually when I make a pass at my wife.

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I'm like, hey, baby.

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How does--

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Give it a little twist.

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Give it a little look, you know?

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Give it a little twinkle in the eye and a little twist

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on the mustache.

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Not for nothing.

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That's a good flavor, you have there.

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I'm wondering.

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It just looks a little-- Texas, Long Horns, I get it.

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Hocus-jong.

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You've got a stash.

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It looks like it's a little pointy on either side.

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There has there been an errant jab from the mustache

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that she wasn't expecting.

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No.

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OK.

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But it does occasionally, if there is kissing,

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which happens two or three times a year.

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Right.

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Lucky you.

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I know, right.

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I know.

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Oh, yeah, I'll have the rest of y'all out there

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and chillin' a brag of it.

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Three times a week.

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Three times a year.

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No, but sometimes during the kissing, she's like,

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oh, it's tickling.

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Very nice.

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But look, I'm just saying in a little bit, it might take a night out.

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You've got to be careful.

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You could.

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It could.

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Yeah.

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Are you going for the Raleigh fingers?

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Like, do you think you're going to go swooping out

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rather than the cheekbones kind of a thing?

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I have not thought very much about that.

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However, a couple of years back, I got a book for Christmas.

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OK.

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Like all this--

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as I just called Beards, but it was like this photographer

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decided to go to this international best-beard competition

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in the--

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Oh, nice.

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Canada, I don't remember it was.

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And--

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You took pictures of all these dudes

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that had these fantastic beards and moustaches and just exotic stuff

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and then perfect stuff.

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And so I may have to dig back in and I'll try to find some inspiration

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and go, that guy, although Raleigh fingers is absolutely

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like--

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he could be since we're starting to walk in the softball season.

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He is iconic for the first time.

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He's more moustache.

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So yeah, I think it's a perfect--

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if you're looking for a poster child,

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Raleigh fingers is the poster child still.

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He's my go-to.

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Yeah.

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And unfortunately, though, I can't shave the beard off,

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which I'd like to see what it looked like, you know?

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Right with just--

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Ooh.

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Just the moustaches.

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You had no--

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I'm almost thinking if you had the three musketeers,

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like the Hannah Barba Star for the Google Go T right there,

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it was like this little slot of--

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Yeah, sure.

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Yeah.

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It's pretty cool.

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That'd be perfect.

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I know what I'm-- I know what I'm going to be for Halloween now.

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There you go.

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I love you.

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Thank you.

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Of the one and one for all.

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[LAUGHS]

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All right, now look, I'm going to say this,

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and I'm just going to leave the warning out there

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in that I feel like I wish that I could grow a mustache like that,

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but I quite frankly don't have the patience

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the way it is these days.

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I feel like between--

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like I like the idea of the Palm Age/Handle Bar

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moustache, Dar Tannion, but I'm going to say

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that I feel like it's a little too much upkeep for me.

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Like I tried to do the cool hipster beard thing there for a little bit,

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and I got good growth on it.

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I had this kind of a cool thing because the sides of my beard were dark.

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I was like wolverine here, and then it's right over the mustache

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and the go-t was all gray.

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It kind of had a cool look, too.

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I kind of dug it.

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When you have to start putting oil on the beard,

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and then all the trimming you got to put into it,

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I'm like, oh, fuck this.

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Are you kidding me?

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I don't want to have to go through this again.

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So I feel like just it's my patience, or I'm not nearly high enough.

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I don't know what it is.

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It could be a combination of the both.

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But I do feel like there's a little too much work

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that I have to go into the upkeep for the beard.

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So I usually try to keep it a little closer trim.

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But damn, does that look good?

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You got me jealous.

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- Thanks, man.

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Thanks, yeah.

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And for a while, there are two of the way my hair speaking

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of different colors was going.

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I had the Hugo Drax look going.

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That James Bond villain from--

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- Yes.

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- Moonraker is just too little white

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patches right here and everything else was dark.

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And so he's also kind of in my list of possible Halloween.

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- There's good ones this, there's good ones that.

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- With the beard, you got a bun with it.

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- Yeah, I think we haven't seen enough since Brian--

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Since Keefer Sutherland was a fucking three musketeer

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and Brian Adams was doing the music from home.

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- Oh my God.

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- We haven't seen that.

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Chris O'Donnell was one of the three musketeers.

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Oh, and, oh, crap, what was his name?

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He was in that whole little group that was catching on

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in the late 90s there.

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Keefer Sutherland and he did,

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they Julia Roberts, whatever the good looking Baldwin brother,

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they all did flatliners together, all of her Pratt.

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So it was-- - Oh, that's Pratt.

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- And if I remember correctly, Chris O'Donnell

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that played in the three musketeers movie

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with Brian Adams doing the music on that.

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So-- - That sounds right.

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- We need more of the big hats for dudes

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with the big feathers on it.

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I think it would be a good thing for you for Halloween.

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- I should. - That'd be awesome.

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- Yes, yes.

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- Bring it back, man.

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Hasn't been back since 2001.

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When was that movie made?

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- Let me see.

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- To 1993.

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- Are you kidding me?

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- No, really?

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- Yeah, Charlie Sheen Keefer Sutherland,

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Chris O'Donnell.

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- Oh, Oliver Platt, yep.

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- Okay. - That crew.

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- Okay, all right.

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- 1993. - All right, there you go.

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All right, so since 1993.

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It hasn't been out since I--

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So you're, I mean, you're looking at a good solid 12 year,

284
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22 year, 22 year plan here to get this going.

285
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- Yeah, yeah.

286
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- Anyway, I think that's the move.

287
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I would go three musketeers on this one.

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- All right, done.

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- Which by the way, I heard a report,

290
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I'll have to check this out,

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that Keefer Sutherland may have covered

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Phil Collins in the air tonight.

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- No. - Nice one.

294
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- Keefer Sutherland, Keefer Sutherland

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fancies himself a rock star.

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In addition to being Jack Bauer from 24,

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Keefer Sutherland fancies himself a rock star,

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and has had a band.

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A lot like, you know, the Kevin Costner's

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or any number of other, you'd Steven Suga--

301
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- David, David Hasselhoff.

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- David Hasselhoff.

303
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- But Keefer has got himself a little rock band

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that he goes out, he's a little bit here and there.

305
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And apparently, there's something out on social media

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recently that he's covered Phil Collins in the air tonight.

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I'll have to see if I can find that during one of the breaks.

308
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- I'll have to show it.

309
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- Keep the stuff going up, throw it out.

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- Eat.

311
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But coming up on the show here today,

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we're gonna thank the Super Bowl for making us cry

313
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coming up in a couple minutes here.

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Plus, some of us-- - I'm not crying, you're crying.

315
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- It's a little dusty around the Super Bowl, it's dusty.

316
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Yes, it was indoors, yes, it was turf,

317
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but it was a little dusty.

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Also, the gifts that you wish your Valentine's would get for you.

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We're kind of talking last week about how,

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there's just too much gift in going on for kids

321
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and how with Valentine's Day coming up,

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you're expected to have a big basket of things

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and then the chocolates and then the cards

324
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and it's a whole ordeal and we're over-presenting everything.

325
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But if you're gonna do that,

326
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I've got a couple of ideas that we can throw our kids away

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for at least mom's way, whatever the case may be

328
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for Valentine's Day gifts that we might actually be interested in.

329
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And then this, I think, is gonna be fun

330
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because we're gonna talk about Gen Z's favorite,

331
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what they call older people things.

332
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Now, I wonder if this may just go really deep

333
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and maybe I've had too much of my vape, my vape,

334
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but it's almost like, I think it's Gen Z's favorite

335
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older people things, but I think it's what us older people think

336
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they think is older people stuff.

337
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Does that make sense?

338
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- Yeah, so we're like, yeah, those Gen Z kids

339
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must think rotary phones are a riot.

340
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- Thank you, thank you very much.

341
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And I'm thinking, like, I'm talking about it

342
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with my 17 year old daughter, she's like,

343
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what are you guys doing on the podcast?

344
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And so we're gonna talk about what Gen Z's favorite

345
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older people things are.

346
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Just like, good like green day?

347
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I'm like, (laughing)

348
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I think it's like, people want to go see green day.

349
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She's like, no, I mean, you guys think it's old.

350
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I like it.

351
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I don't think it's old.

352
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I'm like, okay, so are you saying that these are things

353
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that we think you think is old and really isn't old?

354
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I don't wanna get into too deep to that.

355
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I just wanna talk about what it is

356
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that some Gen Z's think is old.

357
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But we're like, just, it was second nature to us, right?

358
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It's just, we'll get to some of that coming up

359
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in just a little bit here.

360
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Plus, if you thought what your kid needed for their birthday

361
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was a healthy dose of adrenaline chunky, get ready.

362
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The 2025 worst parent bracket is revving up here tonight.

363
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So that's all coming up.

364
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- We're gonna start off with,

365
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I wanna grab some Kleenex.

366
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Start off with some Kleenex,

367
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'cause there was a commercial during the Super Bowl.

368
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Now I will say this, before we get

369
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to the dream job commercial at question here,

370
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I started watching, I was watching the Super Bowl

371
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with my family and maybe you have a similar situation.

372
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First of all, I could give a shit about either team.

373
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I frankly, I wanted both teams to lose.

374
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I knew that wasn't gonna happen,

375
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but I wanted both teams to lose.

376
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I didn't want either team to win.

377
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I was in a foul mood for the most part,

378
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most of the game just because my lions weren't there.

379
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And frankly, I felt like,

380
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hey Kendrick Lamar did a fantastic job doing whatever he did

381
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at halftime, but it wasn't for me.

382
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That was zero entertainment value for me.

383
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I'm like, is that Venus Williams that's for what reason?

384
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I don't understand why she's there.

385
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I'd have everything explained to be my bad daughter.

386
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But the point here, this commercial comes on

387
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and I'm catching it at the beginning.

388
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I'm like, oh, this is kind of cool.

389
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And then my 17 year old daughter starts crying

390
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because of the commercial.

391
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And she's like, did you see that, dad, did you see?

392
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And I'm like, I'm trying to watch it right now.

393
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If you could just, I'm gonna watch it with you.

394
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Maybe I'll feel some of the emotion

395
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that you're feeling right now.

396
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If you just give me a second to feel it

397
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and then the commercial's over.

398
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So I had to go back and revisit the commercial again

399
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because I didn't feel that emotion initially.

400
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But when I did watch it again, I cried my eyes out.

401
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,540
It was very dusty wherever I was watching.

402
00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:57,460
- I watched it live, caught it with no interruptions

403
00:14:57,460 --> 00:15:00,500
by anybody in the eye.

404
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,020
And that commercial, no matter who was around it.

405
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:02,860
- That was it.

406
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:07,100
- Yeah, seriously, that's really exactly what happened to me.

407
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And I lost it.

408
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,820
I lost it at the end.

409
00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:13,940
- Yeah, there's, the whole thing, it builds, it builds,

410
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:17,540
and I think it's where I am and probably you are

411
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with our kids headed off to college.

412
00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:20,780
- Yes.

413
00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:22,300
- And yeah, I'm not spoiling anything

414
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because every, like, you know, a billion people

415
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saw this commercial.

416
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:26,300
- Yes.

417
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,820
- At the end of it, you know, he's like, yeah,

418
00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:31,460
people can count, depend on me, right?

419
00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:33,860
Girls, he's taking his girl off to college,

420
00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:34,700
dropping her off.

421
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It's that he's in the car, she's gone.

422
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:40,060
- And then she's walking for half way down the walkway.

423
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And then she comes back, hugs him,

424
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and then you see the scene of him hugging the little version

425
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,060
of her and then-- - Like, all the way through.

426
00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:50,700
- Yeah, and you're like, oh my God, that's all of that.

427
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,780
That's what hit me as well.

428
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:53,540
Like, all of it, I was kind of like, oh, oh, oh,

429
00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:55,980
and then I sobbed at the very last part of that now.

430
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,140
- Oh, God.

431
00:15:57,140 --> 00:16:00,060
I just watched it earlier tonight and I was crying.

432
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:04,540
I mean, I am drinking a screwdriver with Fizz right now

433
00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:07,540
that I'm hoping will occupy my time while we play this video

434
00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:09,180
so that I don't end up crying again.

435
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:12,100
But just as we give a little disclaimer here,

436
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:15,420
there might be some sobbing as we play this commercial.

437
00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:18,260
So-- - Working across several different groups.

438
00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,860
- I'm gonna take us off the screen.

439
00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:21,660
- You know what, let me practice that one again.

440
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:23,940
- Okay, when you're ready, tell me about the job

441
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:25,100
that taught you the most.

442
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:28,900
- Okay.

443
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:33,500
- Well, it was a role where I learned to take

444
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,820
constructive criticism.

445
00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:37,220
- I think she thought, oh, no, it doesn't like it.

446
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:40,820
- I got pretty used to, you know, working long hours

447
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:42,700
with a small team.

448
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:45,700
I got very comfortable multitasking,

449
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,580
and I had to become really organized.

450
00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:50,620
- Not bad, but try rephrasing your answer

451
00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:51,580
to sound more confident.

452
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:53,300
- Right, right, okay.

453
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:57,020
I was asked to make a lot of quick decisions

454
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and do a lot of negotiating.

455
00:16:58,660 --> 00:16:59,660
- One more book.

456
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:03,220
- Talk about your experiences working with others.

457
00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:07,060
- Oh, well, I'm at my best when I'm collaborating.

458
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If it's for the team, do whatever it takes.

459
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,900
- This job description you shared mentions

460
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on the job training.

461
00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:15,380
- Well, I am a fast learner.

462
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:19,700
I don't always have all the answers,

463
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but I get the job done, look at it.

464
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No matter how long it takes.

465
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(laughing)

466
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:29,900
And I'm not afraid to admit when I'm wrong.

467
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:36,060
But most importantly, I show up every day, no matter what.

468
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:39,100
- All right, last question.

469
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When it comes to work, what motivates you?

470
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- I guess knowing that people can depend on me.

471
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- Here it comes.

472
00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:57,860
And knowing I can depend on them too.

473
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- Hmm.

474
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:07,420
That's a great answer.

475
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,460
Sounds like you're ready.

476
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(soft music)

477
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:14,220
- Hey James, thanks for joining us.

478
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,220
- It's good to see you all.

479
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,060
I've been looking forward to talking.

480
00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:18,860
Man, that was good.

481
00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:19,700
That was good.

482
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:23,300
And even I didn't get it until this very minute here,

483
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,820
but at the end where there's the little pink posted

484
00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:28,420
that says good luck, dad right there on the mouse pad.

485
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:32,660
Wow, all of it, all of it was amazing.

486
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,140
And I just, I feel like you're right.

487
00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:37,260
I feel like for us who we both have seniors

488
00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:40,500
graduating this year that are ready to head off to college

489
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:44,620
that I've realized perhaps in the better part

490
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:47,380
of the last two weeks that there's,

491
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,540
I got a very limited amount of time,

492
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left where my eldest is going to be at home.

493
00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:59,540
And it hasn't, it hadn't kicked in until I saw that video

494
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:04,180
and really officially is like, whoa, okay, that's real life.

495
00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:05,500
That's what's happening.

496
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,940
You and I are inside of five months.

497
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:12,300
I'll call it inside of six months before it doesn't live

498
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,380
in our house anymore.

499
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:14,500
Yeah, half of you.

500
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:19,340
- And I feel like I know people that were a year older

501
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:21,820
than my daughter that went through this all last year

502
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:25,340
that from the graduation and everything before that proms

503
00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:27,820
and all the cool stuff that goes on at school,

504
00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:28,660
all of that.

505
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:31,660
So the end of playing softball for some of these girls

506
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:34,420
that when they wind up their senior year

507
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:35,940
and they finish playing for the school,

508
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,780
then they do maybe play out their travel play for the summer.

509
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,820
Once fall rolls around and they're heading off the college,

510
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,860
they're not sticking around a play softball anymore.

511
00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:44,900
So they're kind of like that.

512
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:48,460
So all of that I had seen and I'd been viewing it.

513
00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:49,300
I've been watching it.

514
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,540
I've been seeing friends on Facebook.

515
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:52,860
Boy, this really hit home.

516
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:56,140
Like seeing that commercial really, really hit home

517
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:59,500
and made me realize, and I hope you feel the same way,

518
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:03,700
made me realize how much I have loved being a dad.

519
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:07,900
How much I have just, it's probably my favorite thing.

520
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:11,780
It's probably the one of the biggest and hardest decisions

521
00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:14,980
that I had to make and the way that it had to go down

522
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:18,260
for myself and for my wife, but my God.

523
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,380
It was so, I mean, we tell her this every single day,

524
00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:23,260
totally, and with Lucky not only so worth it,

525
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:25,300
but so planned, like we were ready.

526
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,540
We knew that we wanted you.

527
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:31,620
We were so excited to bring you into our lives

528
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:33,140
and to have you be a part of it.

529
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:35,900
And then you fast forward because 17 years

530
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,860
seems like an awful long time until you're in the middle of it.

531
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:41,700
You know, like, holy shit, that went by so fast.

532
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,380
But it has been my favorite thing to do.

533
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:48,740
It's been, that's what I will always, I will always list first

534
00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:50,660
when, you know, speaking of in this particular case,

535
00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:53,100
the dad's going through getting a new job

536
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,340
after being what appears to be like a stay at home dad

537
00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:58,980
and all of that's been fantastic for him.

538
00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:02,980
I feel like the first thing, when anybody asks me what I do,

539
00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:06,020
is I'm always the first response for me as I'm a dad.

540
00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:08,420
And I've got a 17 year old and a 10 year old.

541
00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:11,620
And I kind of open that way before I even think about what I've done

542
00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,540
in my professional career.

543
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,180
It's always been the dad part of things first.

544
00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:19,380
It's, and it's definitely better to lead with the dad thing

545
00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,220
than your oldie fans.

546
00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:23,620
Oh, yeah, so.

547
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:26,260
I mean, just a pro tip, pro tip.

548
00:21:26,260 --> 00:21:27,260
Right. And I get it.

549
00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:28,620
And don't get me wrong.

550
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,620
I don't say exclude the only fans.

551
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,300
I say say the for the end.

552
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:34,700
Let them know at the end.

553
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:35,700
Yeah.

554
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:39,940
Let them make up their minds and the kids and coach

555
00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:42,460
and worked in radio for years.

556
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:47,700
I also have a foot fetish site that I can boast.

557
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:53,380
I can boast 1200 fans who support me on only fans.

558
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,700
So that's right.

559
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:55,700
There you go.

560
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,260
That's, that's, that's amazing.

561
00:21:57,260 --> 00:21:57,940
That's a great way.

562
00:21:57,940 --> 00:22:00,260
That's a, that's what I call a side hustle right there.

563
00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:02,740
That's, that's, that's a, that's a, I'm sorry.

564
00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:03,220
I'm sorry.

565
00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:06,300
It folks to take this like funny, but he just, he threw that one

566
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,300
to me underhand.

567
00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:08,700
That was easy to teach right up for you.

568
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:12,620
I was going to say that I will say if you go to only fans.com/side hustle,

569
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:16,580
that's what my handlers are all of this.

570
00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:17,580
Perfect.

571
00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:18,580
Perfect.

572
00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:23,780
No, I, so to your point about being a dad, it is, it is also how I define

573
00:22:23,780 --> 00:22:24,780
myself.

574
00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:26,060
Like, it is the one thing.

575
00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:29,140
If I'm having a bad day, I'm like, yeah, but you're a fucking awesome

576
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,140
dad.

577
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:34,620
And, you know, I, I know it's true.

578
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,660
I have people tell me that all the time.

579
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:39,620
I tell myself that so I legit.

580
00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:46,940
And so it's, it because it's so integral into who I am.

581
00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:48,660
That's why that ad hit.

582
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:53,220
And the way that ad hit to where he has this like, ah,

583
00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:55,380
moment there in front of the refrigerator at the beginning,

584
00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:58,460
where he's, and he thinks about his,

585
00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:00,980
his answer, right?

586
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:04,220
And it's being, now I'm going to tell him about my dad because that's who I am.

587
00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:07,340
And that's going to tell everybody the most about me.

588
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:09,300
I loved that.

589
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,740
And that, that hit home for me too.

590
00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:13,140
That was, that was the other part of this that made this so much.

591
00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:16,580
It's, it's so, it, that much harder.

592
00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:17,260
Yeah.

593
00:23:17,260 --> 00:23:20,660
And again, for those of you who saw the video on YouTube, you know,

594
00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:23,060
we're talking about a shot at the Super Bowl, you know, we're talking about,

595
00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:25,820
but those of you listening for the first time here, the guy's talking about

596
00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:29,940
applying for a job and obviously is using AI on his phone to help him get

597
00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:31,780
prepared for an interview that he's got coming up.

598
00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:36,260
But to talk about what his experience was and have that be as you're living your

599
00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:40,500
life through the commercial with him, everything he was doing to raise his daughter

600
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,300
until the very end where she's going off to school.

601
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:47,380
She's going off to college and then has a hug where she comes, he's crying in the

602
00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:47,780
car.

603
00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:50,620
She comes back over through the open window, gives him a hug.

604
00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:52,300
She's crying right along with him.

605
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:56,300
And then there's a quick shot where it flashes to him hugging a probably a five

606
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,940
year old daughter that was his.

607
00:23:58,180 --> 00:24:01,460
And then back to the girl who's going to school, all of that together.

608
00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:08,060
I mean, I think that all of us who our parents have realized that we could

609
00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:12,820
legitimately, I mean, management positions, leadership roles and companies,

610
00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:14,860
we've done all of that.

611
00:24:14,860 --> 00:24:19,900
Even if we haven't done it for a company or for, you know, 10 to 15 people in

612
00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:25,380
a group that serves underneath us, we have done all of that just by being a

613
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:30,060
parent, everything from the stepping in when you needed to have that happen

614
00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:32,060
decisions that had to be made quickly.

615
00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:33,940
Look, none of us are perfect.

616
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:39,700
And I think that's the best part of being a parent is not being perfect and

617
00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:43,620
not being perfect in front of your kids so that they don't think you're perfect.

618
00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:46,180
But at the end of the day, they know you're human.

619
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:50,260
And at the end of the day, they know that you've loved them cared for them

620
00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:51,740
and done your best.

621
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:55,180
And that's what makes me feel like the parent that I am.

622
00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:56,460
It makes me feel like the father.

623
00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:58,340
I know I haven't been right in everything.

624
00:24:58,340 --> 00:25:02,140
I know when he says you had to apologize and he slides a note under the door that says,

625
00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:02,860
"I'm sorry."

626
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:06,420
How many times have I had those conversations, you know?

627
00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:13,060
And so with all of that, it, that encompassed everything that I went through as a

628
00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:17,340
parent and just kind of shown it in one, two minute clip during the Super Bowl

629
00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:19,460
that was so important to just see.

630
00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:21,420
I think it's, I think it's good to reflect on that.

631
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:24,900
And even if you don't have a kid that's graduating from high school like Chad and I do,

632
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:28,780
but you've got a child that's moving from sixth grade to seventh grade

633
00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:33,060
or is just even moving up a grade and is going to become a fourth grader now.

634
00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:37,740
You, this is a time to reflect on that because, you know, as Chad and I can both

635
00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:39,900
tell you, there's not that much time.

636
00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:41,100
There's not an infinite amount of time.

637
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:42,380
They'll always be your baby.

638
00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:47,380
They'll always be your child, but you don't have an infinite amount of time with them

639
00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:53,500
under your roof and, and, and in your every day to day activities.

640
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:57,220
You just don't and that will wrap up far too soon than you want it to.

641
00:25:57,220 --> 00:26:05,980
And that way, you know, they, having a kid too, you know, they grow up from being

642
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:11,460
little babies all the way to 18 and in each stage as they go through that or era,

643
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:14,500
as we're not supposed to say, each one of their ears.

644
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:15,540
Right.

645
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:20,460
That's a, you're going to have to put money in the jar for that one for the old man.

646
00:26:20,460 --> 00:26:22,180
We're going to have an old man jar on the dad's.

647
00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:26,420
We should, yeah, like we're not allowed to say according to, uh, we were

648
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:28,500
have to check superior state university.

649
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:33,340
If the kids say and late superior state says that's a tip jar, an old man tip jar,

650
00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:35,260
uh, we're going to put money in the tip jar for a second.

651
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:41,940
But my point is is that the, uh, the amount of change that they go through and

652
00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:44,500
each one of those stages, it's so different.

653
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:48,340
And, you know, you, you're really never prepared for the next stage in the next

654
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:56,500
thing, um, but each one of those stages, it's so important to stop and, uh, think about it.

655
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:57,580
Stop and beat it.

656
00:26:57,580 --> 00:27:02,340
Yeah, stopping be, but, but have some reverence for the moment and remember it because

657
00:27:02,340 --> 00:27:06,540
each one of those as they change, I was just the other day, I was thinking about this as

658
00:27:06,540 --> 00:27:06,940
like shit.

659
00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:08,140
My kids are all teenagers.

660
00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:08,580
Yeah.

661
00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:13,100
And I was like, Oh, man, do you remember when we could like put them to bed and you'd

662
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:16,540
have a few minutes as a parent after they all are asleep up.

663
00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:18,100
Remember what it would have downstairs?

664
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:18,900
Remember what they were.

665
00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:19,700
Yeah.

666
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:20,220
When they'd have to.

667
00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:21,700
But now because they were napping.

668
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:22,300
Yeah.

669
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:22,780
What?

670
00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:24,700
And like now my kids put me to bed.

671
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:28,100
It's like, they're all, they're all staying up late and stuff.

672
00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:30,740
And, and I'm like, Oh, go to bed guys.

673
00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:33,740
They come in and they give me a hug and I'm like, okay, guys, just remember to remember

674
00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:35,380
because I'm going to be out in five minutes.

675
00:27:35,380 --> 00:27:39,980
So it's seriously, but it's just those little things like that, those moments where

676
00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:43,900
it, I, are so, so, so important as a parent.

677
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:44,380
Yeah.

678
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:50,620
And I don't think that you can, I don't think you can over estimate or over even state

679
00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:50,860
that.

680
00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:56,620
I think for those parents who don't know, realize how important it is to be in that.

681
00:27:56,620 --> 00:28:01,580
And, and for those parents who do know, those are the, the truly important times that

682
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:02,660
you're going to remember.

683
00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:05,860
Those are the things you're going to have a thing from each of those stages.

684
00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:09,380
And just when you're like, this couldn't get any tougher.

685
00:28:09,380 --> 00:28:12,020
And the next stage starts happening and it feels like it's tougher.

686
00:28:12,380 --> 00:28:17,540
Those are the most important times that you are going to remember being hard, but so, so

687
00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:18,540
very worth it.

688
00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:23,220
And I, and I, the only other thing that I would say, and this is, for me, for the better

689
00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:27,700
part of the last year, maybe even the last two years, I've tried really hard.

690
00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:33,980
I've gone out of my way to make sure I was available to my, by junior and now senior

691
00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:39,700
age daughter, to be there for little things, to be there and, and it's shit that I wouldn't

692
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:40,740
normally care about.

693
00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:41,740
I don't care.

694
00:28:41,860 --> 00:28:46,260
You know, about the, the makeup that you're wearing or the nails that you've got done for no

695
00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:50,500
apparent reason other than you just wanted to do it, but boy did I ask questions and did

696
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:55,540
I want to be a part of her life and all of that and just, just experience the happiness

697
00:28:55,540 --> 00:28:56,700
that she was experiencing.

698
00:28:56,700 --> 00:29:04,500
So, again, there's, it's not an infinite amount of time that you have to, to hang with them.

699
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:10,100
So be a sponge, soak it up and, and enjoy everything you can because there will be a time

700
00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:15,700
when you like the dad in that car after you're taking her to school to college where you're

701
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:17,860
going to miss that.

702
00:29:17,860 --> 00:29:22,980
So really soak it up for all that you can, I think is probably what I, and it really did,

703
00:29:22,980 --> 00:29:26,060
the commercial really did make me cry and think about all of that.

704
00:29:26,060 --> 00:29:30,420
I've literally spent, you know, the last three or four days thinking about all of that

705
00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:37,300
and, and just kind of watching her, you know, in moments of practice at softball or studying

706
00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:41,980
and, and saying like, you know, as I, as I usually go to bed early, going, as she's watching

707
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:46,140
some softball on ESPN and I'm like, Hey, let me to watch the rest of the game with you and

708
00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:50,220
she's like, no, I got some studying to do and I'm like, okay, all right, but we'll watch

709
00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:51,220
them tomorrow.

710
00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:52,220
Sound good?

711
00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:53,220
Yeah, sounds good.

712
00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:55,860
I mean, it's just, I want to get as many of those moments in as I can.

713
00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:56,860
So, Amen, brother.

714
00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:57,860
Yeah, yeah.

715
00:29:57,860 --> 00:29:58,860
So do it.

716
00:29:58,860 --> 00:30:01,420
You get, get those moments in and really, really enjoy it.

717
00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:06,380
I think that that's, that's, even if you weren't thinking that your parenting was going

718
00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:10,860
to be either the thing that you were the best at or the thing you were most proud of or

719
00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:16,460
the thing that you enjoyed the most, you'll realize it at some point that that's, that's

720
00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:18,540
what defines you.

721
00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:25,300
And even more so than you're an astronaut or a politician or a businessman or an entrepreneur,

722
00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:29,260
it's going to be what you did as a dad that will mean the most, I think, to you at the end

723
00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,260
of the day.

724
00:30:30,260 --> 00:30:32,260
So, enjoy it.

725
00:30:32,260 --> 00:30:33,260
Enjoy it, dad.

726
00:30:33,260 --> 00:30:38,020
Why doesn't it mean the most to you then you're a psychopath?

727
00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:39,820
You should, what the fuck are you doing?

728
00:30:39,820 --> 00:30:40,820
Listen to this show.

729
00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:41,820
All right.

730
00:30:41,820 --> 00:30:42,820
Yeah, really?

731
00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:46,940
That said, let's get some real quick Valentine's Day thoughts while we're in this lovey-dovey

732
00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:47,940
kind of mode.

733
00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:48,940
Sure.

734
00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:50,740
I was trying to think of things, yeah, hugs.

735
00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:56,060
I was trying to think of things that, what would I be interested in receiving as a gift

736
00:30:56,060 --> 00:31:01,820
as a father for Valentine's Day that might actually be legit?

737
00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:03,300
It might be something worthwhile.

738
00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:09,740
It might be something that, you know, I would, I don't know if I would use it so much, I would

739
00:31:09,740 --> 00:31:12,900
think I'd be interested in at least opening it and have some excitement from it because

740
00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:17,100
there are times, let's be honest, in the times in the years and the presence that you've

741
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:22,900
gotten for Christmas or Father's Day or whatever might be, maybe, maybe not.

742
00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:24,500
There's some good things that you like in there.

743
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,500
Maybe, maybe not.

744
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:28,820
There's some things that you're like, where did you guys get this idea from?

745
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:32,460
Because I don't know where this would have come from before.

746
00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:33,940
Who told you I wanted this?

747
00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:34,940
Right.

748
00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:36,940
Did you hear me talk about this before?

749
00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:39,660
Because I'm not sure where this has come from.

750
00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:43,900
And so it's not necessarily that as far as your first choice goes, right?

751
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:47,260
So these are things I thought would be fun that every dad might get a little kick out

752
00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:48,260
of.

753
00:31:48,260 --> 00:31:49,660
So I thought I would bring two to the table.

754
00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:54,380
But if you are looking for gifts for your significant other, for a friend, if you're thinking

755
00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:58,260
for another dad and Valentine's Day may not be the most proper time, but you can get

756
00:31:58,260 --> 00:32:00,620
away with gift giving, I think at that point, you never know.

757
00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:04,100
You never know, especially when it's gifts like this, because you're not getting lingerie

758
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:08,340
for your, for your, your dude friend, at least that I'm aware of.

759
00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:13,620
You shouldn't be getting any lingerie for your dude friend, but if they're a dad, right?

760
00:32:13,620 --> 00:32:15,980
But could you get them?

761
00:32:15,980 --> 00:32:19,740
How about the 50th anniversary celebration of Atari games?

762
00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:20,740
Huh?

763
00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:22,180
That's kind of cool.

764
00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:25,980
Because it's seen, I mean, right?

765
00:32:25,980 --> 00:32:28,340
Send me the link so I can set it to my kids.

766
00:32:28,340 --> 00:32:29,340
Let's go.

767
00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:33,980
Talking about so it's the 50th anniversary celebration, the expanded edition for 30 bucks.

768
00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:35,740
What a deal on Amazon.

769
00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:39,740
You're getting not just the Atari 50, there's a steel book edition for 40 bucks.

770
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:43,420
So for an additional 10 bucks, you actually get this book in here that's got like, it's

771
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:46,460
like a coffee table book for old Atari games.

772
00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:47,460
How cool is that?

773
00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:51,740
And then you're getting what is in essence, you've seen the Nintendo ones, right?

774
00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:54,980
That are the kind of the revised small additions all with a chip now.

775
00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:59,060
So it's so much easier than putting the cartridge in or having to blow on the cartridge to put

776
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:01,700
it in and play your Nintendo game.

777
00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:02,700
So they've got these.

778
00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:07,700
It's all inclusive and it's got all of the games from pong all the way through whatever

779
00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:13,020
you expect pitfall, whatever your favorite Atari games were are all included in this

780
00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:16,660
edition for the 50th anniversary of Atari.

781
00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:21,340
Now this one probably if I could get my my daughter, my Gen Z daughter to sit down and

782
00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:24,940
play some of these games, she'd probably think this was a pretty cool old guy.

783
00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:29,100
I think to have I can't help but think that she wouldn't feel that way, right?

784
00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:32,500
But I think and it doesn't she's a psychopath again.

785
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:33,500
She was there.

786
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:37,340
She's as much a psychopath at that point, right?

787
00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:38,500
I mean, come on.

788
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,340
You who wouldn't love that?

789
00:33:40,340 --> 00:33:41,340
Seriously.

790
00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:44,820
So yeah, I'm going to just take actually I'm going to go right now take some money out

791
00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:46,780
of my kids account, right?

792
00:33:46,780 --> 00:33:50,940
And buy this gift with that money and then on Valentine's Day, it's going to be wrapped

793
00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:53,580
up downstairs and it's going to have you know, two dad from the kids.

794
00:33:53,580 --> 00:33:56,540
You're going to say thank you to them for all of this.

795
00:33:56,540 --> 00:33:58,900
You're like, that is such an amazing gift that you got for dad.

796
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:00,820
I didn't think you knew that much about Atari.

797
00:34:00,820 --> 00:34:05,020
I didn't think you cared, but yet here you are and I appreciate that.

798
00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,700
So I think that that's a good idea.

799
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:12,940
Now, on the other side of that, I have I socks that you've gotten for Father's Day or for

800
00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:13,940
Christmas.

801
00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:14,940
It's happened to all of us, right?

802
00:34:14,940 --> 00:34:20,620
Maybe you've gotten the hand painted and handmade coffee mug or plate or that kind of a thing.

803
00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:21,620
Have you gotten those?

804
00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:22,620
What is that?

805
00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:25,540
Socks with a handle bar mustache on it?

806
00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:27,340
Oh, I might have gotten that.

807
00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:28,340
Staying there.

808
00:34:28,340 --> 00:34:29,340
Okay.

809
00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:30,340
Now, I'm going to go a little different.

810
00:34:30,340 --> 00:34:32,940
I'm going to make it coffee mug, but I'm going to make it more fun because while we're

811
00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:38,180
having our coffee first thing in the morning, I oftentimes think it's not enough on my message

812
00:34:38,180 --> 00:34:40,020
to be world's greatest dad.

813
00:34:40,020 --> 00:34:41,020
That's fun.

814
00:34:41,020 --> 00:34:42,020
That's nice.

815
00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:43,020
That's awesome.

816
00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:45,420
What I really need is I love being woke.

817
00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:50,460
It's much nicer than being an ignorant fucking twat.

818
00:34:50,460 --> 00:35:01,620
And for 1299, again, I've kept everything $40 or less for a Valentine's Day gift and who

819
00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:05,380
I that would make my coffee taste so much better.

820
00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:12,100
I mean, my wife, I tried when we first moved to Michigan, we moved like right around her

821
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:15,940
birthday and it was tough to we were moved literally moving in like two days before her

822
00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:16,940
birthday.

823
00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:17,940
So like it gives.

824
00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:19,700
I'm wrapping paper anywhere in the house.

825
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:24,300
I'd to wrap stuff with newspaper, which she fucking railed on me about.

826
00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:28,260
But the point is is that what I wanted to get for her was a cup that she loved, a coffee

827
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:32,660
cup, the just set in like the prettiest, it was like the most beautiful, almost like pink

828
00:35:32,660 --> 00:35:35,100
china coffee cup, like really pretty with the handle.

829
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:37,980
You have to use the little pinky thing when you're sipping it, right?

830
00:35:37,980 --> 00:35:42,540
And on it in beautiful gold handwriting, it said fucking cunt.

831
00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:46,140
That's what she wanted her birthday.

832
00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:47,140
I think it's brilliant.

833
00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:48,140
Oh my god.

834
00:35:48,140 --> 00:35:54,740
I for the life of me couldn't find it anywhere online or any place else anywhere near me on

835
00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:56,060
this particular birthday.

836
00:35:56,060 --> 00:35:57,060
I couldn't find it.

837
00:35:57,060 --> 00:36:00,380
So I tried to come up with a different one that was like as you're lifting the coffee cup

838
00:36:00,380 --> 00:36:02,500
up on the bottom, it's got the middle finger flipping you off.

839
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:05,500
So whoever you're drinking coffee with, it's flipping them off.

840
00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:09,220
And she thought it meant something totally different than what I was intending it to be.

841
00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:11,780
She was like, are you saying, no, there's no message for you, honey.

842
00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:13,860
I was trying to make this a fun coffee cup.

843
00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:19,180
Yeah, for you, so you can use that message, I will you're telling me your fuck off.

844
00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:22,980
That's what I see in the morning when you're drinking your coffee.

845
00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:24,860
But this I thought was brilliant.

846
00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:26,780
I love the, I love being woke.

847
00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:27,780
It's much better.

848
00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:30,180
It's much nicer than being an ignorant fucking plot.

849
00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:36,540
So there are things out there that we can get for each other Valentine's day or around,

850
00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:38,180
the gift giving holidays.

851
00:36:38,180 --> 00:36:41,060
Maybe you're getting, you're not sure what to get somebody for that wonderful daylight

852
00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:44,180
savings time gift that'll be coming up here in mid March.

853
00:36:44,180 --> 00:36:45,180
I know.

854
00:36:45,180 --> 00:36:46,180
Thanks for reminding me too.

855
00:36:46,180 --> 00:36:49,300
I need to run out and get a daylight savings present from my wife.

856
00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:53,220
I would even just get the, when you go to hallmark, pick up to the card so you've got some

857
00:36:53,220 --> 00:36:54,220
for future.

858
00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:55,700
Oh, yeah.

859
00:36:55,700 --> 00:37:00,180
Have they, have they dropped that when you were there, did they drop the Arbor Day cards?

860
00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:01,180
Yeah, or those?

861
00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:03,500
I've just seen those yet, but they were opening a box of ornaments.

862
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,220
So I'm guessing they were Arbor Day ornaments.

863
00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:06,220
That would be more.

864
00:37:06,220 --> 00:37:07,220
Okay.

865
00:37:07,220 --> 00:37:08,220
That's big sense.

866
00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:09,220
Yeah.

867
00:37:09,220 --> 00:37:10,220
Seems about, seems about the right time.

868
00:37:10,220 --> 00:37:12,460
But anyway, I just thought those would be a couple of fun little gifts.

869
00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:16,220
If there's anything else, the, the you guys are seeing dads that you think are, are, are,

870
00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:17,660
are, are absolutely interesting.

871
00:37:17,660 --> 00:37:20,060
Reach out to us at realguyradio.com.

872
00:37:20,060 --> 00:37:21,220
You can post a message right there.

873
00:37:21,220 --> 00:37:23,100
You can leave a voicemail right there.

874
00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:26,060
You can do anything and everything at realguyradio.com.

875
00:37:26,060 --> 00:37:29,940
Hit us up and let us know what some of those other gifts are that dads would really appreciate.

876
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:31,700
More importantly, you really appreciate.

877
00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:36,140
I remember the best Easter basket I ever got from my family was one that they put together

878
00:37:36,140 --> 00:37:41,500
that was an Easter basket filled with chips and salsa and Mexican beer.

879
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,020
That was in the basket.

880
00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:46,340
It was the best, I still brag about that gift all the time.

881
00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:48,420
The best gift anybody's ever given me.

882
00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:53,660
Probably cost them, you know, a six pack and maybe an additional 10 bucks for chips and salsa.

883
00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:55,860
And man, was it the best thing that I ever had?

884
00:37:55,860 --> 00:38:00,460
So again, what's useful and what we would enjoy doesn't necessarily have to be this big

885
00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:02,020
extravagant thing.

886
00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:04,540
I don't need different types of weird jerky.

887
00:38:04,540 --> 00:38:07,500
It's been, you know, dry, chip chips from right.

888
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:08,500
I don't need that.

889
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:12,820
Give me some chips and salsa and some Mexican beer and a lime and I am solid and ready

890
00:38:12,820 --> 00:38:14,620
to go for Easter.

891
00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:16,300
All right.

892
00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:18,980
When we come back, we might sound like old men.

893
00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:22,740
We might look like old men, although you look incredibly cool with that mustache.

894
00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:24,380
I may look like an old man.

895
00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:25,380
I do look like an old man.

896
00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:29,420
I don't know what I'm talking about, but is it what Gen Zers think is old?

897
00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:32,300
Is it, am I perfect for that older person?

898
00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:35,100
We'll find out when we come back here in the dad's own podcast.

899
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:38,980
You know, your front lawn under your porch on the side of the highway where you can store all

900
00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:40,980
that stuff my way down here.

901
00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:43,380
Jones, big ass truck, we're doing cost storage.

902
00:38:43,380 --> 00:38:46,620
Now, I know y'all got stuff at your house that you don't need.

903
00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:47,620
No more, you don't want?

904
00:38:47,620 --> 00:38:49,420
You know you ain't gonna use that printer?

905
00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:50,420
Why keep it all around your house?

906
00:38:50,420 --> 00:38:51,420
Bring it down here in my house.

907
00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:52,420
You ain't deduce the hazard.

908
00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:55,620
You know, he's gonna use that ugly yellow you lugage?

909
00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:57,940
You don't need all this crap, but you're gonna do with this.

910
00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:01,020
This is not, but it, in my yard, I don't care.

911
00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:05,300
I'll store this motorcycle in that band for you for $10.99 a month.

912
00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:06,300
You got old tires.

913
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:08,460
They charge you $3 for that old tire.

914
00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:10,260
You can rent a truck, you can store a car.

915
00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:11,260
You don't care.

916
00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:12,260
Bring it on down here.

917
00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:14,780
You ain't got to put that old tire for $3 for less than that.

918
00:39:14,780 --> 00:39:15,780
Hell for you.

919
00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:16,780
For $3, they gonna charge you?

920
00:39:16,780 --> 00:39:17,780
I do it down here for $1.50.

921
00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:21,940
Down here in Jones, big ass truck rental and storage facility.

922
00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:25,300
Now, friends, you may ask yourself, "Hi, man.

923
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:28,580
Hell, can he store this stuff for such a cheap price?"

924
00:39:28,580 --> 00:39:32,580
This in a box, market for you, put it in a way, steal it.

925
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:38,940
The fact that it matters, I'm pretty drunk right now and store it.

926
00:39:38,940 --> 00:39:45,740
And this is a drunk discount sale down here at Jones, big ass truck rental and car facility.

927
00:39:45,740 --> 00:39:46,740
You got an elephant.

928
00:39:46,740 --> 00:39:47,740
I got space.

929
00:39:47,740 --> 00:39:48,740
Send me smoke sickness.

930
00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:51,060
You got weed and I store anything you want.

931
00:39:51,060 --> 00:39:52,060
Go ahead and give me a call.

932
00:39:52,060 --> 00:39:53,980
A five million minute net set.

933
00:39:53,980 --> 00:40:06,380
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934
00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:08,620
It's the onion radio news.

935
00:40:08,620 --> 00:40:11,260
God is diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

936
00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:13,620
This is Doyle Redland reporting.

937
00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:18,980
After a diagnosis that explains the confusing and contradictory aspects of the cosmos, the

938
00:40:18,980 --> 00:40:24,740
Lord God, creator of the universe and popular long time deity to billions of followers, was

939
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:28,380
found to suffer from bipolar disorder today.

940
00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:30,540
Revind dr. J. Henry Jurgens.

941
00:40:30,540 --> 00:40:34,300
Sadly he's not in control of his actions, but he is in control of ours.

942
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:39,340
Jurgens plans to form a support group, living with a bipolar creator deity as a forum for

943
00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:44,540
all of humanity to discuss their feelings about living in a universe run by an omnipresent

944
00:40:44,540 --> 00:40:48,540
loved one, not fully in control of his emotions.

945
00:40:48,540 --> 00:40:58,780
Doyle Redland for the onion radio news online at the onion dot com.

946
00:40:58,780 --> 00:41:03,100
Welcome back to the dad's home podcast episode number three zero seven still to come.

947
00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:12,100
We will find out who delivered to us the parenting tweeted the week.

948
00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:17,020
Very kind of them to do that gives us enough to chuckle a laugh about here.

949
00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:22,100
That's on the way here, plus just in the adrenaline fueled.

950
00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:25,380
Worst parent of the year nominee possibly we've got three of them to choose from.

951
00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:27,740
That's all on the way here the dad's home podcast.

952
00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:28,740
All right, Chad.

953
00:41:28,740 --> 00:41:32,420
So first Gen Z, they think that we're old.

954
00:41:32,420 --> 00:41:33,420
We are old.

955
00:41:33,420 --> 00:41:34,740
I can't really argue with them about that.

956
00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:38,500
I can't argue with my child about that because she's right.

957
00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:43,900
But what is it that they think is old, but still really like?

958
00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:44,900
That's the question here.

959
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:45,900
What is it?

960
00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:49,340
It's like, Hey, that's an older person thing.

961
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,740
And I kind of dig it.

962
00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:52,740
There's a couple of different ones.

963
00:41:52,740 --> 00:41:56,780
Buzzfeed has put out an article here saying recently I asked the Gen Z members of our Buzzfeed

964
00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:57,780
community.

965
00:41:57,780 --> 00:42:00,660
What things they appreciate or love about older generations.

966
00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:02,780
Here are some of their responses.

967
00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:03,780
Are you ready for this?

968
00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:06,740
Now, do you want to make any predictions ahead of time here?

969
00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:11,700
So what you think Gen Z thinks is cool.

970
00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:17,940
I'm going to stick with the house phone, the wall phone, okay, rotary dial phone, some

971
00:42:17,940 --> 00:42:20,300
sort of phone is not a device.

972
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:24,700
Is it exclusive rotary dial or are you pulling yourself out of the 70s and doing the push

973
00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:25,700
button?

974
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:28,140
One that were on the because those were the cool.

975
00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:33,980
I have my mom still have a rotary one, which is I believe I could be wrong hardwired

976
00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:37,020
into her house.

977
00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:38,020
They used to be.

978
00:42:38,020 --> 00:42:39,020
I don't know.

979
00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:41,020
You had to have a guy that come out to do it.

980
00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:42,780
There's no, there's no jack.

981
00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:44,340
There's no like ethernet plug.

982
00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:47,340
You plug in for the, I mean, they eventually got to that point.

983
00:42:47,340 --> 00:42:49,860
Yeah, but you are coming out of the wall.

984
00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:50,860
It was hardwired in.

985
00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:53,260
It was soft and someplace into your wall.

986
00:42:53,260 --> 00:42:54,260
So, okay.

987
00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:57,100
So you're saying the phone with the phone.

988
00:42:57,100 --> 00:43:00,420
The phone is on the list.

989
00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:02,700
Any old technology we talked about are Tari.

990
00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:10,300
So Tari tape decks, record players, record players, that kind of stuff.

991
00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:11,300
Boombox stuff.

992
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,020
There may be a boombox in there.

993
00:43:13,020 --> 00:43:17,340
Well, you, you might be shocked at this because again, let's all just remember for those of

994
00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:21,340
us who are old enough to the coolest thing about the boombox was when you got the one that

995
00:43:21,340 --> 00:43:22,700
did the reverse cassette.

996
00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:25,980
So you pop the cassette and you play the one side automatically.

997
00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:28,420
You weren't forced anymore to hit the eject button.

998
00:43:28,420 --> 00:43:32,300
Pull the cassette out, turned it over, put it back in and hit the play button for side

999
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:33,300
too.

1000
00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:35,100
It flipped over for you.

1001
00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:36,940
Very, very nice.

1002
00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:38,580
Oh, before you had it.

1003
00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:39,580
It was extra.

1004
00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:45,820
Before you had the removable CD player in your car or the removable CD player in your car,

1005
00:43:45,820 --> 00:43:49,140
which was by the way, the coolest.

1006
00:43:49,140 --> 00:43:50,460
That was the coolest thing.

1007
00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:54,740
If you had a tape deck that you could pop a cassette into your car and not have to worry

1008
00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:59,020
about ejecting it or flipping it over when it was done, it flipped over for you.

1009
00:43:59,020 --> 00:44:00,020
That was the best.

1010
00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:01,540
That was the coolest thing.

1011
00:44:01,540 --> 00:44:05,220
So I get, you might be shocked.

1012
00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:07,540
You might be shocked at the first couple of ones here.

1013
00:44:07,540 --> 00:44:10,460
Because they're more ethereal.

1014
00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:12,860
They're more like, here we are.

1015
00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:13,860
Feeling?

1016
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:14,860
Yeah.

1017
00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:15,860
Here we go.

1018
00:44:15,860 --> 00:44:16,860
Oh, just from a Gen Zier.

1019
00:44:16,860 --> 00:44:21,740
I like with older generations that they're able to keep up conversations with each other

1020
00:44:21,740 --> 00:44:26,500
and create real connections without a screen between them.

1021
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,980
Some Gen Ziers do it too, but don't get me wrong.

1022
00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:33,980
But the amount of people unable to strike up a conversation and keep it interesting to

1023
00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:35,540
say the least.

1024
00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:42,980
So just the ability to have conversation is which is kind of lost in this generation.

1025
00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:45,620
I would say that is true.

1026
00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:51,140
Yeah, if we didn't make our kids put the phone down and sit down to the dinner table,

1027
00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:54,140
everybody be at the dinner table like that, you know, put the phone.

1028
00:44:54,140 --> 00:44:55,940
So I get it.

1029
00:44:55,940 --> 00:44:58,220
You go to a restaurant these days too.

1030
00:44:58,220 --> 00:45:00,820
You look around and there's tables full of people.

1031
00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:02,420
Everybody's looking at their phone.

1032
00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:03,420
Yeah.

1033
00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:05,420
It is nice to have a conversation now then.

1034
00:45:05,420 --> 00:45:06,860
And even take it a little deeper.

1035
00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:11,420
I mean, sometimes the conversation is about whatever you saw on the phone or whatever you

1036
00:45:11,420 --> 00:45:12,420
saw in you.

1037
00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:14,260
It can be absolutely, but man's talking about it.

1038
00:45:14,260 --> 00:45:16,340
Yeah, have a face to face.

1039
00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:21,380
There's a social aspect all that too.

1040
00:45:21,380 --> 00:45:22,380
What is happening there?

1041
00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:24,980
Are we all becoming introverts because of the phone?

1042
00:45:24,980 --> 00:45:25,980
Right.

1043
00:45:25,980 --> 00:45:28,180
Because that's something like, you don't know how to be human in the real world.

1044
00:45:28,180 --> 00:45:30,820
I think that's what they're saying with this is like, okay, so once you get beyond the

1045
00:45:30,820 --> 00:45:33,140
surface conversation, like, yeah, I saw that too.

1046
00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:35,940
Or that really that they had that on the Instagram.

1047
00:45:35,940 --> 00:45:36,940
That's awesome.

1048
00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:37,940
That's funny.

1049
00:45:37,940 --> 00:45:38,940
That's crazy to put that up there.

1050
00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:44,460
Then there's just nothing except awkward silence, like keeping the conversation going,

1051
00:45:44,460 --> 00:45:49,020
developing from that, being an active listener and a participant in the conversation is

1052
00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:51,780
something that's important to have.

1053
00:45:51,780 --> 00:45:54,820
And I think that that's one of the things that they're saying here is that they feel like

1054
00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:59,260
they are unskilled in that because if there's no screen between them, there's no way that

1055
00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:02,540
conversation keeps going.

1056
00:46:02,540 --> 00:46:08,660
It's sad to think about, but at the same time, okay, all right, so maybe we're the last generation

1057
00:46:08,660 --> 00:46:13,860
who can have conversations that last or that trail into another conversation.

1058
00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:16,140
Although I will say this, do you feel this way with your kids?

1059
00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:24,300
I feel like I've brought my girls up correctly, in my opinion, correctly enough to when they're

1060
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:28,460
talking to older adults that they can keep that conversation going.

1061
00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:30,420
It's not, it's not their favorite.

1062
00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:34,060
They would rather find a way to go like, oh, I got a thing.

1063
00:46:34,060 --> 00:46:42,060
I got to head out of here, but they can have a, like my, my kid in having interest from colleges

1064
00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:43,660
recruiting her for softball.

1065
00:46:43,660 --> 00:46:48,300
She can have a good conversation where I can be off to the side, not even in the same room.

1066
00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:53,980
And she can have that conversation with coaches or athletic directors or whoever it is.

1067
00:46:53,980 --> 00:46:56,460
And I can feel confident about that.

1068
00:46:56,460 --> 00:47:00,300
But at the same time, like if her and her favorite catcher from her softball team when

1069
00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:04,180
I'm not to talk, oh, well, I can't imagine what that conversation would be like.

1070
00:47:04,180 --> 00:47:05,180
Because it would be very.

1071
00:47:05,180 --> 00:47:06,180
Yeah, crickets.

1072
00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:07,180
Yes, crickets.

1073
00:47:07,180 --> 00:47:08,180
Crickets.

1074
00:47:08,180 --> 00:47:14,260
I, I, with your point about your kids, too, that is one of my favorite things is when another

1075
00:47:14,260 --> 00:47:17,980
adult will come up to me out of the balloon cup, oh, your daughter is so great.

1076
00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:20,700
I had a great conversation with her the other day.

1077
00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:26,140
And you're like, wait, are we talking about the same kid?

1078
00:47:26,140 --> 00:47:27,140
You're right.

1079
00:47:27,140 --> 00:47:29,140
There's something that makes you feel so proud about that.

1080
00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:30,140
It does.

1081
00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:31,140
Absolutely does.

1082
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:32,140
Yeah.

1083
00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:33,540
Because you know, the opposite was true.

1084
00:47:33,540 --> 00:47:34,540
You'd be so worried.

1085
00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:36,700
Like, um, I went and talked to your daughter.

1086
00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:37,700
What's wrong with her?

1087
00:47:37,700 --> 00:47:40,780
You're thinking to yourself, wait a minute.

1088
00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:41,780
Is she a psychopath?

1089
00:47:41,780 --> 00:47:42,780
He's so, yeah.

1090
00:47:42,780 --> 00:47:50,020
Um, um, but no, seriously, like my, my kids, um, the, all three of them can do that.

1091
00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:51,020
All three of them.

1092
00:47:51,020 --> 00:47:52,020
That's great.

1093
00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:53,660
I've been a couple met at various times.

1094
00:47:53,660 --> 00:47:54,660
So yeah, yeah.

1095
00:47:54,660 --> 00:47:56,580
And like, I know my 10 year old can do that.

1096
00:47:56,580 --> 00:48:01,660
And I know my 10 year old can walk up to a counter at a restaurant or a coffee shop and ice

1097
00:48:01,660 --> 00:48:04,180
cream place and order what she wants.

1098
00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:05,180
No problem.

1099
00:48:05,180 --> 00:48:08,140
She can do that and she can do it with great voice and make sure it's correct.

1100
00:48:08,140 --> 00:48:11,580
You should be happy to go back and be like, you messed my order up.

1101
00:48:11,580 --> 00:48:12,580
Thank you.

1102
00:48:12,580 --> 00:48:14,780
90% of the time she doesn't want to.

1103
00:48:14,780 --> 00:48:20,140
So she would have one of us order for her at the diner or whatever, but I know she's

1104
00:48:20,140 --> 00:48:21,140
capable of doing it.

1105
00:48:21,140 --> 00:48:22,140
And I've seen her do it.

1106
00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:23,140
So I feel good about that.

1107
00:48:23,140 --> 00:48:25,620
I think it's just a little thing that she's in right now.

1108
00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:28,180
And she's more than capable of doing that.

1109
00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:29,780
Here's this one.

1110
00:48:29,780 --> 00:48:34,580
The thing I'm most jealous about is that older generations got to grow up with third places

1111
00:48:34,580 --> 00:48:36,500
to meet and hang out in.

1112
00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:38,340
There's nothing like that anymore.

1113
00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:42,500
If we go to a coffee shop, it's $10 cups of coffee and we're expected to drink it quietly

1114
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:43,500
and leave.

1115
00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:48,140
And if we want to go hang out in the park, there are always Karen yelling at us for just

1116
00:48:48,140 --> 00:48:49,140
being kids.

1117
00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:52,580
It's like there's a constant helicopter of surveillance and anger towards teenagers.

1118
00:48:52,580 --> 00:48:56,740
It's just completely kept us from having that kind of experience you got.

1119
00:48:56,740 --> 00:48:59,300
And I think that's probably pretty true.

1120
00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:08,020
It's, some of that to me is the, the, the, when we grew up, we were unsupervised children.

1121
00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:10,260
Like, my parents were like, yeah, go play in the woods.

1122
00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:11,780
Like you get attacked by a bear?

1123
00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:12,780
Great.

1124
00:49:12,780 --> 00:49:15,420
Just be back before the sun goes down kind of thing, you know, I believe they call it like

1125
00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:16,420
the kids, right?

1126
00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:20,300
We were like, watch key or, yeah, or the street light kids.

1127
00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:21,300
Yes.

1128
00:49:21,300 --> 00:49:22,300
Right.

1129
00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:29,820
And so there's a capability there and a trust that our parents had and, and that seems lacking

1130
00:49:29,820 --> 00:49:36,700
and it's this sort of like urgency to make sure that our kids are okay to like, you know,

1131
00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:41,740
be their bulldozer, their helicopter, whatever, to make sure everything's okay.

1132
00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:45,580
And then, and then people see other kids acting up and having fun.

1133
00:49:45,580 --> 00:49:50,740
And then they feel like, you know, oh my God, I, somebody's going to hurt themselves or whatever

1134
00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:51,740
their logic is.

1135
00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:54,140
I, and don't you feel like that's odd too?

1136
00:49:54,140 --> 00:49:56,780
Like we, when we grew up, yes, we were right.

1137
00:49:56,780 --> 00:49:59,380
We should just be like, I, I look at those cool kids.

1138
00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:02,300
And our parents would be like, okay, make sure you home by the time the street lights come

1139
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:03,300
on, right?

1140
00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:04,300
You're going to do whatever you're going to do.

1141
00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:07,500
I don't give a fuck go out there and whatever it is that you're going to do, go do it.

1142
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:11,020
But just be back before the street lights come on or as the street lights are coming on.

1143
00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:17,300
But at that time, that's when legitimately creepy dudes were pulling up in parks or, you

1144
00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:21,620
know, they were pulling up in your neighborhood with the windowless vans offering you candy

1145
00:50:21,620 --> 00:50:23,100
out of the back of it.

1146
00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:27,540
And yet our power, just be home for the lights come back on.

1147
00:50:27,540 --> 00:50:30,020
Where did you, where did you grow up again?

1148
00:50:30,020 --> 00:50:32,740
Because those guys were not in my neighborhood.

1149
00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:34,700
But here we are.

1150
00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:38,860
Here we are with our kids like, I don't, I don't know if I can just let her go to the park.

1151
00:50:38,860 --> 00:50:39,860
I don't know if that's okay.

1152
00:50:39,860 --> 00:50:41,460
I think that's not better.

1153
00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:43,940
I know it's just right around the corner, but I better driver.

1154
00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:45,740
I got to drive her over there.

1155
00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:49,060
I don't know the chances are, I mean, all the times that I've taken her to the park, I've

1156
00:50:49,060 --> 00:50:54,100
never seen a windowless van pull up, but because as a kid, I always heard that, but my parents

1157
00:50:54,100 --> 00:50:55,540
didn't give a shit about it.

1158
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:58,100
They weren't worried enough about it to be an issue.

1159
00:50:58,100 --> 00:51:02,220
That's when actual kids were getting kidnapped was back in that time frame.

1160
00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:05,980
Now we're just like, I don't, I don't have any reason to be concerned, but I'm going to

1161
00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:06,980
be concerned.

1162
00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:07,980
Right.

1163
00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:08,980
Yeah.

1164
00:51:08,980 --> 00:51:15,020
It's parents let your kids go feral every now and then.

1165
00:51:15,020 --> 00:51:16,020
It's hard advice.

1166
00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:17,020
It's good for them.

1167
00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:18,020
It's good for you.

1168
00:51:18,020 --> 00:51:19,020
Yeah, I'm so dirty.

1169
00:51:19,020 --> 00:51:20,020
You'll be fine.

1170
00:51:20,020 --> 00:51:21,020
Yeah.

1171
00:51:21,020 --> 00:51:22,020
Come on now.

1172
00:51:22,020 --> 00:51:23,220
Let them eat weird things.

1173
00:51:23,220 --> 00:51:24,220
It doesn't matter.

1174
00:51:24,220 --> 00:51:27,900
They'll develop, you know, they'll, they'll, they'll, they're going to grow into all that

1175
00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:29,900
means within reason, let them eat weird things.

1176
00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:35,140
I wouldn't have the windowless van guy pull up and then they got to eat whatever he's selling.

1177
00:51:35,140 --> 00:51:36,900
Don't give the, yeah, selling.

1178
00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:37,900
Yeah.

1179
00:51:37,900 --> 00:51:38,900
Okay.

1180
00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:39,900
The toys.

1181
00:51:39,900 --> 00:51:42,460
To be honest, I always thought the beanie babies were cool even though they were never

1182
00:51:42,460 --> 00:51:43,460
worth anything.

1183
00:51:43,460 --> 00:51:49,060
But the kids actually, I feel like my, my 17 year old will bring up things that she remembers

1184
00:51:49,060 --> 00:51:50,620
as being cool toys of her time.

1185
00:51:50,620 --> 00:51:54,460
And I'm like, that wasn't that long ago and then I had to think back, shit, that was 15 years

1186
00:51:54,460 --> 00:51:55,460
ago.

1187
00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:56,460
Okay.

1188
00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:57,460
That does, that was quite a while ago.

1189
00:51:57,460 --> 00:51:59,660
Like I told you I got her the guitar hero.

1190
00:51:59,660 --> 00:52:00,660
I got the weed.

1191
00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:01,660
Yeah.

1192
00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:05,660
And the weed, like the original we, I bought the original guitar hero, World Tour that came

1193
00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:09,340
where we had with it when she was little and played it and she's playing it since Christmas

1194
00:52:09,340 --> 00:52:11,020
nonstop and absolutely loves it.

1195
00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:18,620
So the toys that she remembers from that I think are worth it and the stuff I grew up like

1196
00:52:18,620 --> 00:52:21,780
I have because it's, I'm stupid this way, Chad.

1197
00:52:21,780 --> 00:52:26,420
But one of my things that I collect is that I've got, do you remember when I was growing

1198
00:52:26,420 --> 00:52:30,820
up, I had the Mattel Electronics handheld LED video games like they had.

1199
00:52:30,820 --> 00:52:31,820
Yes.

1200
00:52:31,820 --> 00:52:34,580
All football, football, baseball hockey.

1201
00:52:34,580 --> 00:52:37,580
And it's just the stupidest thing you put a nine volt battery in the back and the way you

1202
00:52:37,580 --> 00:52:39,940
checked to see if the battery was good.

1203
00:52:39,940 --> 00:52:41,940
Open it, put it on your tongue.

1204
00:52:41,940 --> 00:52:42,940
Did you shock your tongue?

1205
00:52:42,940 --> 00:52:43,940
Fuck yeah.

1206
00:52:43,940 --> 00:52:44,940
Everton.

1207
00:52:44,940 --> 00:52:45,940
Let's do this.

1208
00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:46,940
Yeah, you can go.

1209
00:52:46,940 --> 00:52:47,940
We got to choose.

1210
00:52:47,940 --> 00:52:48,940
Let's go.

1211
00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:49,940
You want to be player one or player two?

1212
00:52:49,940 --> 00:52:50,940
Right.

1213
00:52:50,940 --> 00:52:51,940
Exactly.

1214
00:52:51,940 --> 00:52:52,940
We're going to play pro or we're going to play amateur level.

1215
00:52:52,940 --> 00:52:53,940
Let's get on this shit.

1216
00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:59,140
And so that would be, I have a collection of those and my daughter enjoys still like the

1217
00:52:59,140 --> 00:53:00,140
baseball one.

1218
00:53:00,140 --> 00:53:01,940
She loves, which was my favorite one.

1219
00:53:01,940 --> 00:53:03,100
And she loves playing that.

1220
00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:04,540
It's just a little LED game.

1221
00:53:04,540 --> 00:53:05,540
There's no characters.

1222
00:53:05,540 --> 00:53:07,980
There's no avatars that you can create.

1223
00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:10,860
It's a fucking red dot that bleeps.

1224
00:53:10,860 --> 00:53:16,020
And it's three sounds if you get a triple two sounds if you get a double and that's how you

1225
00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:17,340
know what you've got.

1226
00:53:17,340 --> 00:53:21,300
And it is still to this day that one of the things she thinks is most fun.

1227
00:53:21,300 --> 00:53:22,300
That's awesome.

1228
00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:23,300
Yeah.

1229
00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:30,420
I don't have, I don't really feel like toy wise that's around any of you have.

1230
00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:32,380
But lately, and figures?

1231
00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:39,940
No, no, but lately my kids have been asking me about things that I played with in the past.

1232
00:53:39,940 --> 00:53:42,220
Like, Dad, did you ever have X?

1233
00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:43,220
Whatever it was?

1234
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,220
Yeah.

1235
00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:46,380
Yeah, and there's some of those toys, man.

1236
00:53:46,380 --> 00:53:51,540
I wish I still had them to this day because I see these guys online that have all this collectible

1237
00:53:51,540 --> 00:53:53,620
toys and shit, especially the Star Wars stuff.

1238
00:53:53,620 --> 00:53:55,780
And it's like, dang, I had one of those.

1239
00:53:55,780 --> 00:53:58,860
I played one of those when I was a kid.

1240
00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:02,020
But yeah, it's I had my personality.

1241
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:10,700
That our kids don't have my grandma's having caught me the boba Fett, the boba Fett action figure

1242
00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:13,140
that actually shot out the rocket from the back.

1243
00:54:13,140 --> 00:54:14,140
Yes.

1244
00:54:14,140 --> 00:54:16,140
Before they held it out that.

1245
00:54:16,140 --> 00:54:18,780
Yeah, because they were killed with joke on it and all that.

1246
00:54:18,780 --> 00:54:19,780
Yeah.

1247
00:54:19,780 --> 00:54:20,780
They recalled it.

1248
00:54:20,780 --> 00:54:24,820
My grandmother took it back and I didn't end up getting it.

1249
00:54:24,820 --> 00:54:27,780
I think I ended up getting like a she got me a jaw wall or something like that.

1250
00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:28,780
Yeah.

1251
00:54:28,780 --> 00:54:29,780
The next action character.

1252
00:54:29,780 --> 00:54:31,740
But anyways, I remember getting that.

1253
00:54:31,740 --> 00:54:33,260
And I had all the Star Wars action figures.

1254
00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:34,580
Man, and I love those things.

1255
00:54:34,580 --> 00:54:35,580
Those were amazing.

1256
00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:37,900
I grew up with all of that kind of stuff.

1257
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:42,100
My mom would call it my boy Barbie dolls because I had Superman and Batman.

1258
00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:44,460
And I had all the superhero characters.

1259
00:54:44,460 --> 00:54:45,460
Geo Joe's.

1260
00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:46,460
Again.

1261
00:54:46,460 --> 00:54:52,060
With all of that also for us, you know, at a time when I was growing up, it was also collectibles

1262
00:54:52,060 --> 00:54:53,060
that you had.

1263
00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:59,020
So we would go down to the guy at the mall by my house who had a baseball card store, right?

1264
00:54:59,020 --> 00:55:02,620
He had all his baseball cards there and all the other types of cards he had football and

1265
00:55:02,620 --> 00:55:04,220
basketball and all that stuff.

1266
00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:09,300
And then he also had collectibles of like all these cool Star Wars action figures and toys.

1267
00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:11,620
It was the coolest place to go hang out, gum ball machines.

1268
00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:13,460
He had a pinball machine in there.

1269
00:55:13,460 --> 00:55:14,780
And it was just a collectible guy.

1270
00:55:14,780 --> 00:55:16,220
That's where we would go and hang out.

1271
00:55:16,220 --> 00:55:17,700
We wouldn't get kicked out.

1272
00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:21,260
We were like, they he loved it if we were all hanging out in there and talking boards and

1273
00:55:21,260 --> 00:55:22,260
baseball and whatnot.

1274
00:55:22,260 --> 00:55:26,020
Did he drive a windalous van money chance?

1275
00:55:26,020 --> 00:55:31,340
He did off for a lot of rides home.

1276
00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:34,020
That's the East County is being.

1277
00:55:34,020 --> 00:55:40,100
No, I just I just so I just I think that the combination there and that that I could see

1278
00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:43,020
where the kids would miss that I miss that now as an adult as well.

1279
00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:45,060
Here it is, Chad number five on the list.

1280
00:55:45,060 --> 00:55:48,380
I loved the wall phone the most.

1281
00:55:48,380 --> 00:55:52,100
It was my favorite thing in my grandparents house.

1282
00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:53,100
Oh, geez.

1283
00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:55,700
Now when it hits that's that that hits below the belt.

1284
00:55:55,700 --> 00:56:00,500
Now my grandparents house.

1285
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:09,260
I will say that my kids have have sort of a shoot any and all stories about wired phones

1286
00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:14,040
and how we you know back in our day, Chad, if you wanted to have a private conversation

1287
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:18,380
on the home phone line, that meant you'd have to have the long extension cord to the wall

1288
00:56:18,380 --> 00:56:22,540
phone so you could go out into the garage, close the door so your parents couldn't hear

1289
00:56:22,540 --> 00:56:24,340
you talking on the phone.

1290
00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:27,540
And that's where you'd kind of like huddle up off to the side and have a conversation with

1291
00:56:27,540 --> 00:56:30,980
the girl you wanted to talk to or your bros if you were talking about ever.

1292
00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:34,380
But mom could still go pick up the other phone in the other room and hear exactly what was

1293
00:56:34,380 --> 00:56:36,420
going on your conversation.

1294
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:41,100
So in this case, they've they've like, it's not a big deal.

1295
00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:42,380
You had to there was a rotor.

1296
00:56:42,380 --> 00:56:55,340
What is a what is that?

1297
00:56:55,340 --> 00:56:57,940
What did you have to do that or what was that all about?

1298
00:56:57,940 --> 00:56:59,540
Yeah, looking up on YouTube kids.

1299
00:56:59,540 --> 00:57:00,540
Yeah.

1300
00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:03,180
But I will say that for some reason and I think it's probably more likely the television shows like

1301
00:57:03,180 --> 00:57:08,540
the sign felt where in the 90s you had the phone that had the extendable antenna that didn't

1302
00:57:08,540 --> 00:57:08,700
get the exception, but it's a big phone that had the had to pull the antenna.

1303
00:57:08,700 --> 00:57:09,700
Yeah, cordless.

1304
00:57:09,700 --> 00:57:10,700
Yeah, cordless phones.

1305
00:57:10,700 --> 00:57:12,340
And that's they seem to find interest in that a little bit like that kind of thing.

1306
00:57:12,340 --> 00:57:14,780
And technology though, like, what is that all about?

1307
00:57:14,780 --> 00:57:18,100
They're like, Oh, but that's like, yeah, that you don't want to hear about the corded one.

1308
00:57:18,100 --> 00:57:22,900
Yeah, 1980s, the first cordless phones and answering machines.

1309
00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:27,340
You don't understand if you messed up the number on the rotary phone and you were six digits

1310
00:57:27,340 --> 00:57:30,060
into it, you had to hang up and start over, maybe.

1311
00:57:30,060 --> 00:57:31,900
Yeah, do not mess up.

1312
00:57:31,900 --> 00:57:32,900
All right.

1313
00:57:32,900 --> 00:57:34,580
So, but anyways, you were right.

1314
00:57:34,580 --> 00:57:36,340
I think that that is pretty huge.

1315
00:57:36,340 --> 00:57:38,900
Now, one of the things I will say to him will wrap this up here.

1316
00:57:38,900 --> 00:57:39,900
Two things.

1317
00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:42,820
And you and I have talked at nauseam about this.

1318
00:57:42,820 --> 00:57:45,180
Their music taste says one of these Gen Z years.

1319
00:57:45,180 --> 00:57:46,620
My dad is a Gen Xer.

1320
00:57:46,620 --> 00:57:50,140
He's the reason I got to see Iron Maiden live in 2023.

1321
00:57:50,140 --> 00:57:51,340
My mom is a boomer.

1322
00:57:51,340 --> 00:57:54,980
She got me into Dolly Pardon, Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers and Elvis.

1323
00:57:54,980 --> 00:57:59,940
My sister is a millennial and she's taken me to see bands like Green Day, my chemical romance,

1324
00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:02,860
bowling for soup less than Jake and some 41.

1325
00:58:02,860 --> 00:58:07,460
Their music taste helped me shape my music taste and I have to give credit words, do they

1326
00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:08,980
did a pretty good job.

1327
00:58:08,980 --> 00:58:13,580
Yeah, so our pop culture was better.

1328
00:58:13,580 --> 00:58:15,300
Our music was better.

1329
00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:18,980
That's not to say that the musicians of today are talented.

1330
00:58:18,980 --> 00:58:19,980
Right.

1331
00:58:19,980 --> 00:58:23,300
I mean, you know, I dig me some Beyonce, don't get me wrong.

1332
00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:24,300
Right.

1333
00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:25,580
Her music, just her music.

1334
00:58:25,580 --> 00:58:27,780
And that's like, would you ask my kids?

1335
00:58:27,780 --> 00:58:31,740
They think, Dad, you listen to Beyonce, what?

1336
00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:38,940
But my kids also listen to stuff from the 80s and the 70s and you know, I've introduced

1337
00:58:38,940 --> 00:58:44,780
them to things like Uncle Boingo and it's so, yeah.

1338
00:58:44,780 --> 00:58:47,180
And yeah, pop culture.

1339
00:58:47,180 --> 00:58:49,180
I mean, the movie is back then.

1340
00:58:49,180 --> 00:58:54,060
Charlie keeps bringing up the time that you and Kate drove her to a softball game and

1341
00:58:54,060 --> 00:58:58,780
you guys got a beastie boys and that you were so shocked that she knew who the beastie

1342
00:58:58,780 --> 00:58:59,780
boys were.

1343
00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:00,780
Yes.

1344
00:59:00,780 --> 00:59:02,780
Her generation normally doesn't.

1345
00:59:02,780 --> 00:59:03,780
I was like, right.

1346
00:59:03,780 --> 00:59:04,780
Yeah.

1347
00:59:04,780 --> 00:59:08,220
I felt like a, I felt like a dick though because I was like, do you know who?

1348
00:59:08,220 --> 00:59:12,980
Do you know the beastie boys are and the for the back seat is like, of course I know the

1349
00:59:12,980 --> 00:59:13,980
beastie boys are.

1350
00:59:13,980 --> 00:59:15,380
I'm like, dang it.

1351
00:59:15,380 --> 00:59:17,180
Because generally that generation is wearing a run.

1352
00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:19,820
No, he's a shirt, but has no idea who he can see.

1353
00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:20,820
Yeah.

1354
00:59:20,820 --> 00:59:21,820
You couldn't name a song, right?

1355
00:59:21,820 --> 00:59:24,060
Didn't know that they were actually black or, you know, that's, you know, you're like,

1356
00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,060
do you know who Rev Ron is?

1357
00:59:25,060 --> 00:59:26,060
They're like, what?

1358
00:59:26,060 --> 00:59:27,860
What are you talking about?

1359
00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:28,860
Bless you.

1360
00:59:28,860 --> 00:59:29,860
Talking about.

1361
00:59:29,860 --> 00:59:30,860
Yeah.

1362
00:59:30,860 --> 00:59:36,940
So anyways, I think, I think the music that we've brought, because also for us, it was,

1363
00:59:36,940 --> 00:59:40,420
it wasn't as, I mean, she's, you had to wait for a record to come out.

1364
00:59:40,420 --> 00:59:42,100
You had to wait at a record store.

1365
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:44,380
You had to, the people waited.

1366
00:59:44,380 --> 00:59:49,700
It was like a live event to have something released to see the world premiere on MTV for

1367
00:59:49,700 --> 00:59:50,700
a video.

1368
00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:51,700
It was a thing.

1369
00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:55,100
It wasn't just, you know, sit, a, sit around and wait for it.

1370
00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:57,780
It was a thing you had to be there for.

1371
00:59:57,780 --> 00:59:59,580
And we, we sound old.

1372
00:59:59,580 --> 01:00:00,580
Right.

1373
01:00:00,580 --> 01:00:03,860
You have to put this into the old man tip jar again.

1374
01:00:03,860 --> 01:00:04,860
Yeah.

1375
01:00:04,860 --> 01:00:05,860
That's your right.

1376
01:00:05,860 --> 01:00:08,580
Before I go to, I'll stop it at that.

1377
01:00:08,580 --> 01:00:12,540
This is one that my daughter, my 17 year old daughter realized and then got a gift for my wife

1378
01:00:12,540 --> 01:00:18,180
for Christmas that was, and she, they love cooking together.

1379
01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:19,700
So recipes and cookbooks.

1380
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:20,700
Oh, yeah.

1381
01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:26,180
And having the, so, so what my, my daughter did was bought my wife like this, it's a new

1382
01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:31,580
digitally.

1383
01:00:31,580 --> 01:00:35,820
So you have a digital copy of your cookbook and the recipes that you've got.

1384
01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:38,460
And then, which is pretty cool too.

1385
01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:42,340
So that, and I think that that was selfishly, I think that was my daughter's way of saying,

1386
01:00:42,340 --> 01:00:45,540
I'm just going to get a copy of whatever's on the digital side.

1387
01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:49,060
So I've got it to be able to make all those things that I love that mom makes.

1388
01:00:49,060 --> 01:00:53,940
But that's, this is the cool thing too is that some of the things that Kim makes as the

1389
01:00:53,940 --> 01:00:58,860
Italian that she is end up without an actual recipe per se.

1390
01:00:58,860 --> 01:01:04,040
Just kind of a, if it's a pinch of this and a dash that, yeah, yeah. So that's where together.

1391
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:07,740
They're going to come up with what some of these recipes are and then put them into the book

1392
01:01:07,740 --> 01:01:09,540
together, which I think is kind of a cool thing.

1393
01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:13,820
I mean, for what it's worth now, you go to get a recipe now online.

1394
01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:15,340
You search your phone for it.

1395
01:01:15,340 --> 01:01:21,060
You got a scroll for like five minutes of just dissertation about how they came up with

1396
01:01:21,060 --> 01:01:23,540
this or the history of the peanut butter cooking.

1397
01:01:23,540 --> 01:01:25,780
You're like, fuck, just give me the recipe already.

1398
01:01:25,780 --> 01:01:32,100
And I don't need 1500 ads in between the top of the page and where that is doing.

1399
01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:33,820
I don't eat any of that.

1400
01:01:33,820 --> 01:01:39,300
So I do kind of, I think there's something about having a good, you know, Betty Crocker cookbook

1401
01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:45,020
or if there's a specialty like a pasta cookbook or if there's a, like I one of the ones that

1402
01:01:45,020 --> 01:01:49,220
I have that my wife got from years ago was I was really on this big fajita kick where I

1403
01:01:49,220 --> 01:01:52,220
wanted to make all these fajitas at the home and homemade tortillas.

1404
01:01:52,220 --> 01:01:54,940
And so it's got all of that in one particular cookbook.

1405
01:01:54,940 --> 01:01:57,740
So I think those, I kind of enjoy having them.

1406
01:01:57,740 --> 01:01:59,180
I would miss them if they weren't there.

1407
01:01:59,180 --> 01:02:01,260
And I think my daughter's what as well.

1408
01:02:01,260 --> 01:02:02,260
Hey, man.

1409
01:02:02,260 --> 01:02:03,260
Yeah.

1410
01:02:03,260 --> 01:02:04,260
All right.

1411
01:02:04,260 --> 01:02:07,660
Again, if there's anything else you think we're missing out on, please let us know.

1412
01:02:07,660 --> 01:02:08,660
Reach out radio.com.

1413
01:02:08,660 --> 01:02:11,140
Reach out and we can touch us.

1414
01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:12,140
What?

1415
01:02:12,140 --> 01:02:13,140
Reach out and touch us.

1416
01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:14,660
Not in a window, Liz van.

1417
01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:18,820
Stay away from that in the park, my friends.

1418
01:02:18,820 --> 01:02:20,420
Staying away from that in the park.

1419
01:02:20,420 --> 01:02:21,420
All right.

1420
01:02:21,420 --> 01:02:27,220
We get onward to the categories or the three in the category of tweets of the week when

1421
01:02:27,220 --> 01:02:30,660
it comes to parenting tweets here, the dad's own podcast.

1422
01:02:30,660 --> 01:02:35,580
Throw down Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter,

1423
01:02:35,580 --> 01:02:36,660
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter,

1424
01:02:36,660 --> 01:02:38,180
Twitter,

1425
01:02:38,180 --> 01:02:39,180
Nice, Twitter.

1426
01:02:39,180 --> 01:02:40,180
All right.

1427
01:02:40,180 --> 01:02:41,180
Here we go.

1428
01:02:41,180 --> 01:02:42,660
Number one in the category.

1429
01:02:42,660 --> 01:02:45,380
This one, you sent to me chat.

1430
01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:49,500
I made up a story from my daughter at bedtime about a friendly elephant and how he was nice

1431
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:50,500
to everyone.

1432
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:55,260
I was in the hyenas who were mean to him, but then I got scared and was I was teaching her

1433
01:02:55,260 --> 01:02:56,260
not to stand up for herself.

1434
01:02:56,260 --> 01:03:00,980
So I ended the story with him killing all the hyenas.

1435
01:03:00,980 --> 01:03:02,700
I mean, I said it to you.

1436
01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:03,700
I still laugh.

1437
01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:04,700
That's awesome.

1438
01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:05,820
It is still it is fantastic.

1439
01:03:05,820 --> 01:03:09,460
I mean, that is a very top notch tweet right there, very top notch.

1440
01:03:09,460 --> 01:03:15,180
And again, the creativity that goes into and then the elephant kills all the hyenas.

1441
01:03:15,180 --> 01:03:17,140
Like just end it right there and say, good night, honey.

1442
01:03:17,140 --> 01:03:18,140
We'll talk tomorrow.

1443
01:03:18,140 --> 01:03:19,140
Sweet dreams.

1444
01:03:19,140 --> 01:03:21,140
No, he squashed him.

1445
01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:25,180
He threw one, he picked one up with a trunk and tossed it across the jungle.

1446
01:03:25,180 --> 01:03:26,180
Yeah.

1447
01:03:26,180 --> 01:03:29,380
And then they almost started to run and then he stamped on him and he stopped on the one and

1448
01:03:29,380 --> 01:03:35,580
then he just swung his big foot at the other one and knocked that one clear into the lake.

1449
01:03:35,580 --> 01:03:37,180
And that's how he killed all the hyenas.

1450
01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:38,580
It was fucking hyenas.

1451
01:03:38,580 --> 01:03:39,580
All right.

1452
01:03:39,580 --> 01:03:40,580
Good night, honey.

1453
01:03:40,580 --> 01:03:41,580
There's a sleep tight.

1454
01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:42,580
All right.

1455
01:03:42,580 --> 01:03:45,220
Here we go.

1456
01:03:45,220 --> 01:03:50,180
Read number two, my son just asked me if he has to wear a shirt to Taco Bell and honestly,

1457
01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:51,180
I don't know.

1458
01:03:51,180 --> 01:03:56,700
I don't know either.

1459
01:03:56,700 --> 01:04:02,260
If you guys know out there, reach out, tell us speaking from experience.

1460
01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:03,260
Yeah.

1461
01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:05,820
I'd say it's not required.

1462
01:04:05,820 --> 01:04:06,820
Oh, okay.

1463
01:04:06,820 --> 01:04:14,940
It is it has been frowned upon mainly because of my man boobs, but it has been frowned upon

1464
01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:19,300
that I was in a Taco Bell shirt list, but I can say is I got served.

1465
01:04:19,300 --> 01:04:25,780
So I don't I think if the answer is do you have to wear the it's not like the the the old

1466
01:04:25,780 --> 01:04:32,780
school fast times rich money, no shirt, no shoes, no service.

1467
01:04:32,780 --> 01:04:34,580
That not a Taco Bell.

1468
01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:35,580
They don't believe in that.

1469
01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:36,580
So I was able to get service.

1470
01:04:36,580 --> 01:04:37,580
All right.

1471
01:04:37,580 --> 01:04:38,580
Tells you a lot.

1472
01:04:38,580 --> 01:04:39,940
So anybody knows you're clear.

1473
01:04:39,940 --> 01:04:40,940
Last one.

1474
01:04:40,940 --> 01:04:46,780
Me if there was a fire, who would you say first me or Jack O my 10 year old son, probably

1475
01:04:46,780 --> 01:04:53,020
Jack O Jack O is his imaginary dog.

1476
01:04:53,020 --> 01:04:54,020
Oh my God.

1477
01:04:54,020 --> 01:04:55,020
Very truthful.

1478
01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:56,020
It's very truthful.

1479
01:04:56,020 --> 01:04:57,020
I know you got it.

1480
01:04:57,020 --> 01:04:58,020
You got to appreciate the honesty of kids.

1481
01:04:58,020 --> 01:04:59,020
I appreciate.

1482
01:04:59,020 --> 01:05:07,940
Look, the honesty of kids, if you ever want to know if you're fat, let a kid put posted notes

1483
01:05:07,940 --> 01:05:08,940
on you.

1484
01:05:08,940 --> 01:05:14,700
They will find the fattest parts of your body like a fucking plastic surgeon just picking

1485
01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:21,460
out what needs to be lipos sucked and and they will they will fucking put those posted

1486
01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:22,460
notes.

1487
01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:26,340
You have neon pink posted notes on the love handles that you wish you could hide and you

1488
01:05:26,340 --> 01:05:29,300
thought you were hiding, but they found them.

1489
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:31,340
That's that's beautiful.

1490
01:05:31,340 --> 01:05:32,340
That's the kind of honesty.

1491
01:05:32,340 --> 01:05:36,680
One of you want to honest you want to honest look at yourself ask your ask a kid, ask

1492
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:38,600
a toddler to draw a picture of you.

1493
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,100
See what the fuck you get.

1494
01:05:40,100 --> 01:05:41,100
See what I trust.

1495
01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:42,100
No, don't.

1496
01:05:42,100 --> 01:05:43,100
That's a bad idea.

1497
01:05:43,100 --> 01:05:44,100
Seriously, just do it.

1498
01:05:44,100 --> 01:05:51,440
Just ask or better yet if you don't want to if you don't want to make it about you.

1499
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:53,840
Hey, why don't you draw picture, Mommy?

1500
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:57,080
Why don't you draw picture?

1501
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,680
Why don't you draw a picture of Nana?

1502
01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:03,660
Just fucking son Nana or somebody else, whatever Nana, Nana or Mommy, one of them just and

1503
01:06:03,660 --> 01:06:04,660
then let me see it.

1504
01:06:04,660 --> 01:06:05,660
Don't show them.

1505
01:06:05,660 --> 01:06:06,660
Just bring it to me.

1506
01:06:06,660 --> 01:06:07,660
I will, I will.

1507
01:06:07,660 --> 01:06:08,660
And we know it.

1508
01:06:08,660 --> 01:06:09,660
We'll forget about it.

1509
01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:13,080
Once you finished it, we won't even say anything to anybody about it.

1510
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:14,080
It never happened.

1511
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:15,080
It never happened.

1512
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,080
You know what?

1513
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,820
You just leave it in the mailbox.

1514
01:06:17,820 --> 01:06:18,920
I'll get it later.

1515
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,660
You can forget about it once it's in the mailbox.

1516
01:06:20,660 --> 01:06:21,660
I'll pick it up.

1517
01:06:21,660 --> 01:06:24,260
You don't even have to do a thing.

1518
01:06:24,260 --> 01:06:29,580
So the kid said he would in a fire, he would save the imaginary dog before his dad.

1519
01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:30,580
Oh Jesus.

1520
01:06:30,580 --> 01:06:33,120
See, I think you guys.

1521
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:35,120
Hands out to you.

1522
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,380
Yeah.

1523
01:06:37,380 --> 01:06:41,820
I think that if the imaginary dog is as much as I like the first one, this one is fucking

1524
01:06:41,820 --> 01:06:42,820
fantastic.

1525
01:06:42,820 --> 01:06:43,820
I don't know.

1526
01:06:43,820 --> 01:06:44,820
It's hard.

1527
01:06:44,820 --> 01:06:47,300
It's a cute, we can't pick the one I put in there.

1528
01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:48,820
That can't be two weeks in a row.

1529
01:06:48,820 --> 01:06:49,820
Boy, you could.

1530
01:06:49,820 --> 01:06:51,980
It absolutely could.

1531
01:06:51,980 --> 01:06:53,980
I like the elephant story.

1532
01:06:53,980 --> 01:06:56,260
I also like the imaginary dog.

1533
01:06:56,260 --> 01:07:00,220
Just because I feel like that could happen to me in a moment's notice.

1534
01:07:00,220 --> 01:07:03,100
And I feel like I could still have him with my 10 year old right now.

1535
01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:04,780
And again, his 10 year old said, "Jacko."

1536
01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:09,100
It could happen with me in my 10 year old right at this moment.

1537
01:07:09,100 --> 01:07:14,780
Please tonight, when you're going to bed, tell worry about the elephant then ask your

1538
01:07:14,780 --> 01:07:20,260
should save in a fire and tell me what she says because both of those things I want to know

1539
01:07:20,260 --> 01:07:21,260
how that goes.

1540
01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:22,260
You got it.

1541
01:07:22,260 --> 01:07:23,260
I will do that.

1542
01:07:23,260 --> 01:07:24,260
All right.

1543
01:07:24,260 --> 01:07:26,060
So I'm going with the Jacko, the imaginary dog.

1544
01:07:26,060 --> 01:07:27,060
Are you with me?

1545
01:07:27,060 --> 01:07:28,060
All right.

1546
01:07:28,060 --> 01:07:29,060
Jacko winner.

1547
01:07:29,060 --> 01:07:32,260
Jacko is our winner for the tweet of the week, parenting tweet of the week.

1548
01:07:32,260 --> 01:07:33,260
All right.

1549
01:07:33,260 --> 01:07:40,700
It is going to be an adrenaline fueled, if you will, version of the worst parent of the

1550
01:07:40,700 --> 01:07:41,700
year for 2025.

1551
01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:43,180
The bracket is almost a pause.

1552
01:07:43,180 --> 01:07:45,020
We're dangerously close now.

1553
01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:46,020
The march.

1554
01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:47,020
Yeah.

1555
01:07:47,020 --> 01:07:48,020
We are right there.

1556
01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:49,020
It's right around the corner.

1557
01:07:49,020 --> 01:07:51,820
When we come back, we'll find out who the latest parent will be next year at the Dad's

1558
01:07:51,820 --> 01:08:09,460
home podcast.

1559
01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:14,300
A man was born in a small farm town in France on May 19, 1946.

1560
01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:17,660
Andre Rusemoff came out of the womb as a full grown man.

1561
01:08:17,660 --> 01:08:19,300
That might be a bit of exaggeration.

1562
01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:24,300
By age of 18, he was indeed over seven feet tall and weighed over 300 pounds.

1563
01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:27,620
Soon he became one of the most intimidating fighters of our time.

1564
01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:30,300
Eventually, he got up to seven foot five, 500 pounds.

1565
01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:35,700
If you saw him on the street today, you would be shocked because he's no longer alive.

1566
01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:37,060
But he was a true man.

1567
01:08:37,060 --> 01:08:41,460
He never would have fit into girly-landered pants or a fuzzy little scarf with cute patterns

1568
01:08:41,460 --> 01:08:42,460
on it.

1569
01:08:42,460 --> 01:08:45,700
He used scars for tube socks and pool covers as condoms.

1570
01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:48,980
Andre, the giant only lost matches when he felt like losing.

1571
01:08:48,980 --> 01:08:51,260
He only talked to people he felt like talking to.

1572
01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:54,580
And he never, ever ordered his latte with soy milk.

1573
01:08:54,580 --> 01:08:56,060
Here's to you, giants.

1574
01:08:56,060 --> 01:08:57,580
You know Metro sexual.

1575
01:08:57,580 --> 01:09:00,460
When you used the word "metro," you were talking about the subway.

1576
01:09:00,460 --> 01:09:03,540
And you were on the subway because you couldn't fit in a car.

1577
01:09:03,540 --> 01:09:06,060
This has been Leacamp for more funny crap.

1578
01:09:06,060 --> 01:09:09,100
Check out Leacamp.net and sharkbaby.com.

1579
01:09:09,100 --> 01:09:10,900
Why this is a clay-and-sliced cock shot?

1580
01:09:10,900 --> 01:09:13,500
You're going to be feeling wonderful all day because you're going to be taking shots

1581
01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:15,500
at Cox left and right like a pro.

1582
01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:21,180
Now here's a guy, one shot to the cock, myotestical damage, two shots, destroyed cock in seconds.

1583
01:09:21,180 --> 01:09:22,180
Now watch this.

1584
01:09:22,180 --> 01:09:24,340
You're going to add in some garlic, okay?

1585
01:09:24,340 --> 01:09:25,340
Here we go.

1586
01:09:25,340 --> 01:09:26,860
I'm going to put some garlic in.

1587
01:09:26,860 --> 01:09:27,860
All right.

1588
01:09:27,860 --> 01:09:30,780
And you keep going.

1589
01:09:30,780 --> 01:09:32,540
You completely pull apart that cock.

1590
01:09:32,540 --> 01:09:33,540
I mean, it's gone.

1591
01:09:33,540 --> 01:09:35,380
And you got a piece of garlic mashed to a dick.

1592
01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:39,500
Now, you loved tapping guys in the nuts, but you don't like touching balls with your hands.

1593
01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:41,460
You know you don't like guyberries anywhere in your fingers.

1594
01:09:41,460 --> 01:09:43,420
That's why you wear gloves in the public restroom.

1595
01:09:43,420 --> 01:09:44,420
One shot.

1596
01:09:44,420 --> 01:09:45,420
Cock salad.

1597
01:09:45,420 --> 01:09:48,540
Now look, I love a good ball punch as much as the next guy, but once in a while you really

1598
01:09:48,540 --> 01:09:51,100
got to send a message to make sure they don't forget.

1599
01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:54,980
This is going to change the way you punch sticks, big dicks, little dicks, crooked dicks,

1600
01:09:54,980 --> 01:09:58,980
five seconds, four or five seconds, the guy's on the ground, you really hurt his branch.

1601
01:09:58,980 --> 01:09:59,980
See?

1602
01:09:59,980 --> 01:10:01,860
This nut shot is boring.

1603
01:10:01,860 --> 01:10:03,340
Stop having a boring nut shot.

1604
01:10:03,340 --> 01:10:04,740
Stop having a boring line.

1605
01:10:04,740 --> 01:10:06,700
Cock shot these two guys here.

1606
01:10:06,700 --> 01:10:07,700
Voila.

1607
01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:09,700
It's a miracle.

1608
01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:10,700
Congratulations.

1609
01:10:10,700 --> 01:10:11,700
Yada, yada, yada.

1610
01:10:11,700 --> 01:10:12,700
Now here's a hardball day.

1611
01:10:12,700 --> 01:10:13,700
It's kind of like a testicle.

1612
01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:17,580
Look at that.

1613
01:10:17,580 --> 01:10:18,580
Unrecognizable.

1614
01:10:18,580 --> 01:10:21,660
Now add a cornish on for the dick and here we go.

1615
01:10:21,660 --> 01:10:24,140
Don't have time to screw up your balls.

1616
01:10:24,140 --> 01:10:25,140
Now you do.

1617
01:10:25,140 --> 01:10:26,140
So here's the deal, kids.

1618
01:10:26,140 --> 01:10:29,100
You buy the cock shot and you're going to get the cronelman for gravy, brown gravy,

1619
01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:31,060
white gravy inside the modifier.

1620
01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:36,660
Ignite the salt and watch this hot dog, box side, Dave Matthews bands, sex with a horse.

1621
01:10:36,660 --> 01:10:37,660
It's so easy.

1622
01:10:37,660 --> 01:10:40,860
If I can cock shot someone with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand.

1623
01:10:40,860 --> 01:10:43,520
I mean blast somebody's dick out the back of their jeans.

1624
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:44,520
Can do it.

1625
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:45,520
I'm talking serious dick damage.

1626
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:49,200
Guys, we're going to make America's meat bananas hurt one cock shot at a time.

1627
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:52,280
I just slap a cock, wash it and put it away.

1628
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:53,840
It's a very quick dick punch.

1629
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:55,360
It's a real time saver.

1630
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:56,360
It's so easy.

1631
01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:58,800
It's just like bam, bam, bam, bam.

1632
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,360
My boyfriend gets so winded.

1633
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,360
The cock shot sells for $4.95.

1634
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:07,080
But if you call on March 21, 2018, you're going to get the cronelman free plus nine Jesus

1635
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:08,080
cards.

1636
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:09,080
Here's how to order.

1637
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:13,920
Your cock shot plus free cronelman in Jesus cards just out 1-800-Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

1638
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:17,560
Back to the dad's home podcast, but first, more dad jokes.

1639
01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:21,800
We come from Nashville and me and my wife, we were in Nashville last summer, and we went

1640
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:25,440
out on the lake with some of our friends, and we were like floating around the water and

1641
01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:29,440
there was a guy in a boat like right next to us and my wife was like, "Oh, that's my ex-boyfriend"

1642
01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:30,440
and that boat.

1643
01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:37,020
Now, I didn't know who he was, so she never said that at all, you know.

1644
01:11:37,020 --> 01:11:43,660
He was basically like, "You have him fun because I like to put a stop to that."

1645
01:11:43,660 --> 01:11:47,380
And make you stare at this guy the rest of the day.

1646
01:11:47,380 --> 01:11:48,380
So I'm like, "Stare an Adam."

1647
01:11:48,380 --> 01:11:50,220
And then I look at my wife and she's staring at him.

1648
01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:53,340
And I feel like she's staring at him to see what her life would be like if she didn't marry

1649
01:11:53,340 --> 01:11:55,340
me.

1650
01:11:55,340 --> 01:11:57,580
So I started staring at him because it's like, "I almost seemed like my life would be like,

1651
01:11:57,580 --> 01:11:58,580
if I didn't marry her."

1652
01:11:58,580 --> 01:11:59,580
You know?

1653
01:11:59,580 --> 01:12:03,660
And we were putting so much pressure on this guy.

1654
01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:11,020
We stared at him for a while, he did nothing exciting at all.

1655
01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:13,580
And you know, we looked back at each other and just realized, you know what?

1656
01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:14,580
We don't have a boat.

1657
01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:17,620
That's the only difference.

1658
01:12:17,620 --> 01:12:20,940
My friends, my friends were like, "You should have went and tried to fight them.

1659
01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:21,940
Why don't you go fight them?"

1660
01:12:21,940 --> 01:12:29,180
And I was like, "Well, I would have had to swim over to that fight."

1661
01:12:29,180 --> 01:12:32,540
So I don't know how intimidating that is for a guy to see a head in a life jacket floating

1662
01:12:32,540 --> 01:12:37,580
his way.

1663
01:12:37,580 --> 01:12:38,900
And then I get to get in the boat, you know?

1664
01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:46,500
Like, if you ever try to climb into a boat from water, it's not aggressive.

1665
01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:48,660
It takes an hour if no one is in the boat.

1666
01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:51,420
Like, if he's in there, I'm never going to get in.

1667
01:12:51,420 --> 01:12:52,420
I would need his help.

1668
01:12:52,420 --> 01:12:55,300
I would like, "Could you help me into this boat?"

1669
01:12:55,300 --> 01:13:00,020
I can't tell you why, but I really need in this boat.

1670
01:13:00,020 --> 01:13:05,820
Nate Bargazzi here on the Dad's Home Podcast.

1671
01:13:05,820 --> 01:13:06,820
All right.

1672
01:13:06,820 --> 01:13:10,820
We've got one, two, three that I can count here, Chad.

1673
01:13:10,820 --> 01:13:15,300
Three entries into the worst pair of 2025 that we have to choose from here tonight.

1674
01:13:15,300 --> 01:13:17,140
We got to make this selection.

1675
01:13:17,140 --> 01:13:18,140
It's not going to be easy.

1676
01:13:18,140 --> 01:13:19,140
I understand that.

1677
01:13:19,140 --> 01:13:23,860
But I try to make it a little easier in that the first one that we're going to look at is

1678
01:13:23,860 --> 01:13:25,580
just a picture.

1679
01:13:25,580 --> 01:13:26,660
It's not going to be a video.

1680
01:13:26,660 --> 01:13:31,100
So I think automatically that puts us at, it puts them at a disadvantage if they were

1681
01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:33,900
really hoping to get into this thing.

1682
01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:37,340
But I think it's a powerful picture.

1683
01:13:37,340 --> 01:13:42,980
As we look here at the picture of, it looks weird because there's gators in the water here.

1684
01:13:42,980 --> 01:13:44,700
There's a gator underneath here.

1685
01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:49,980
And right up above where you can stand in the walkway and look over the gators, Dad has

1686
01:13:49,980 --> 01:13:55,180
the sun sitting on the fence about ready to possibly fall over into the gator pit.

1687
01:13:55,180 --> 01:13:59,460
I don't know if it's feeding time right now, but it's really, is there any time that's

1688
01:13:59,460 --> 01:14:01,260
not a feeding time for gators?

1689
01:14:01,260 --> 01:14:03,420
Honestly, I think I've taken the time.

1690
01:14:03,420 --> 01:14:04,420
Yeah.

1691
01:14:04,420 --> 01:14:05,420
Yeah.

1692
01:14:05,420 --> 01:14:06,420
So he's got him.

1693
01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:09,820
There's definitely some poor decision making going on here for sure.

1694
01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:10,820
Absolutely.

1695
01:14:10,820 --> 01:14:11,820
Absolutely.

1696
01:14:11,820 --> 01:14:12,820
100% some very poor.

1697
01:14:12,820 --> 01:14:16,140
And again, knowledge by the father, I don't think he walked into this place going,

1698
01:14:16,140 --> 01:14:18,620
I bet you there are no gators there.

1699
01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:19,620
We fine.

1700
01:14:19,620 --> 01:14:22,460
I'll just put them up here in the, and there's a big sign over to the side.

1701
01:14:22,460 --> 01:14:24,460
I'm talking about the challenge.

1702
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:28,180
Yeah, we walked in and there's a big sign on the outside of the building said gators in

1703
01:14:28,180 --> 01:14:29,180
here.

1704
01:14:29,180 --> 01:14:30,180
Right.

1705
01:14:30,180 --> 01:14:31,180
I thought it was okay.

1706
01:14:31,180 --> 01:14:32,540
I think it's places just called gatorville.

1707
01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:33,860
Like I think that's what it is.

1708
01:14:33,860 --> 01:14:37,220
And they're like, why not put the kid up on the fence?

1709
01:14:37,220 --> 01:14:38,220
What could go wrong?

1710
01:14:38,220 --> 01:14:39,220
Why not?

1711
01:14:39,220 --> 01:14:40,780
No, I could possibly go wrong.

1712
01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:41,780
Right.

1713
01:14:41,780 --> 01:14:43,260
So I don't know how the case played out.

1714
01:14:43,260 --> 01:14:48,220
I don't know how that ended, but I'm going to say a pretty bad decision making from

1715
01:14:48,220 --> 01:14:49,220
father there.

1716
01:14:49,220 --> 01:14:50,900
Again, this is number two.

1717
01:14:50,900 --> 01:14:53,300
This is the segment where we judge other parents.

1718
01:14:53,300 --> 01:14:54,300
Yes.

1719
01:14:54,300 --> 01:14:55,300
All this is about.

1720
01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:59,380
All right, number two is a video you're going to want to watch closely on this one.

1721
01:14:59,380 --> 01:15:00,860
It's a birthday gift apparently.

1722
01:15:00,860 --> 01:15:03,660
Right now you can't really tell because the dad's starting up a little motorcycle for the

1723
01:15:03,660 --> 01:15:04,660
kid.

1724
01:15:04,660 --> 01:15:08,300
And this is a little kid getting on the motorcycle now.

1725
01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:10,540
Now you'll see as the kid takes off on the motor.

1726
01:15:10,540 --> 01:15:11,540
Three.

1727
01:15:11,540 --> 01:15:12,540
He's a good, good party.

1728
01:15:12,540 --> 01:15:13,540
And wait for the end.

1729
01:15:13,540 --> 01:15:14,540
It's the end.

1730
01:15:14,540 --> 01:15:15,540
It's probably the best part.

1731
01:15:15,540 --> 01:15:16,540
Here he goes.

1732
01:15:16,540 --> 01:15:19,540
Got these people right there, right there, right there.

1733
01:15:19,540 --> 01:15:21,540
Oh, where do you go?

1734
01:15:21,540 --> 01:15:22,540
Oh, oh.

1735
01:15:22,540 --> 01:15:29,060
That was the fence.

1736
01:15:29,060 --> 01:15:30,980
He's running across the lawn.

1737
01:15:30,980 --> 01:15:33,460
Dad got the kid started on the lawn just fine.

1738
01:15:33,460 --> 01:15:34,460
Once again, just fine.

1739
01:15:34,460 --> 01:15:37,180
Got him all refbed up and ready to go.

1740
01:15:37,180 --> 01:15:38,980
Gets the kid on there.

1741
01:15:38,980 --> 01:15:40,500
Chosen where the throttle is.

1742
01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:43,620
Now, luckily dad did put the helmet on the boy.

1743
01:15:43,620 --> 01:15:46,820
Yeah, so there's that.

1744
01:15:46,820 --> 01:15:47,820
And shoulder pads.

1745
01:15:47,820 --> 01:16:00,540
And set the kid off for the last one right into the fence.

1746
01:16:00,540 --> 01:16:07,540
I mean, I want to see the third one before I really comment hard on the one.

1747
01:16:07,540 --> 01:16:10,020
Evil, con evil, seemingly all right after that.

1748
01:16:10,020 --> 01:16:15,180
But again, we don't know because somebody who is filming watched the kid go full speed

1749
01:16:15,180 --> 01:16:16,180
into the fence.

1750
01:16:16,180 --> 01:16:17,180
I can't film it.

1751
01:16:17,180 --> 01:16:18,180
And then didn't move.

1752
01:16:18,180 --> 01:16:20,660
What's the kid went through the fence?

1753
01:16:20,660 --> 01:16:21,660
Can't film it.

1754
01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:22,660
Can't film it.

1755
01:16:22,660 --> 01:16:23,660
There was no trying to stop.

1756
01:16:23,660 --> 01:16:26,420
There was just smash and keep filming.

1757
01:16:26,420 --> 01:16:27,420
All right.

1758
01:16:27,420 --> 01:16:33,500
I'm going to give you the last one here, which, okay, I won't even tell you what, it's a very

1759
01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:37,420
questionable survival instincts on the kid alone, but it's the parents that I'm questioning

1760
01:16:37,420 --> 01:16:38,540
what they've done here.

1761
01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:41,660
When you take your kid to the zoo, we always know things could go wrong.

1762
01:16:41,660 --> 01:16:42,660
We had crocodiles earlier.

1763
01:16:42,660 --> 01:16:44,460
In this case, it was a giraffe.

1764
01:16:44,460 --> 01:16:50,340
And the young man's holding on, oh, dear God, wow, oh, giraffes picking them up, swinging

1765
01:16:50,340 --> 01:16:51,340
them around.

1766
01:16:51,340 --> 01:16:54,060
That's a very strong leaf and branch, by the way.

1767
01:16:54,060 --> 01:16:56,540
I don't know how old that kid is.

1768
01:16:56,540 --> 01:16:57,540
Yeah.

1769
01:16:57,540 --> 01:16:58,540
Let's watch this again.

1770
01:16:58,540 --> 01:17:04,180
So this kid, uh, mom and dad, I'm guessing, uh, Uncle whoever is there helping him as he

1771
01:17:04,180 --> 01:17:07,940
is feeding a leaf, a palm leaf to a giraffe.

1772
01:17:07,940 --> 01:17:11,380
And oh, dear God, the giraffe will start to pick up the leaf and pull the boy with him

1773
01:17:11,380 --> 01:17:12,780
because he doesn't let go.

1774
01:17:12,780 --> 01:17:14,020
Nobody's telling him to let go.

1775
01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:23,700
Let's say at the end, when they've already got him down, hanging, he was fully hanging in

1776
01:17:23,700 --> 01:17:27,100
the air as the giraffe was pulling up the palm leaf.

1777
01:17:27,100 --> 01:17:30,340
Mom and dad are trying to pull him down by his legs.

1778
01:17:30,340 --> 01:17:38,540
Um, it's like we're handed giant, uh, you know, 200, um, helium balloons to your child and

1779
01:17:38,540 --> 01:17:42,620
then off they go, because they're hanging onto the helium balloon.

1780
01:17:42,620 --> 01:17:43,620
That's what this is.

1781
01:17:43,620 --> 01:17:47,020
There are helium balloons hanging them off trying to grab him.

1782
01:17:47,020 --> 01:17:48,020
He's still not letting go.

1783
01:17:48,020 --> 01:17:55,060
Nobody said to go or let go or I, I don't go to a petting zoo with goats without telling

1784
01:17:55,060 --> 01:17:59,060
my daughters to keep their hand flat when they're feeding the goats.

1785
01:17:59,060 --> 01:18:01,660
Like if you, yeah, you're going to lose a finger otherwise.

1786
01:18:01,660 --> 01:18:02,660
Right.

1787
01:18:02,660 --> 01:18:03,660
Yeah.

1788
01:18:03,660 --> 01:18:09,460
So I go on a limb here too and say that maybe did they go on an olem.

1789
01:18:09,460 --> 01:18:10,460
Let's see.

1790
01:18:10,460 --> 01:18:11,460
Nice, right?

1791
01:18:11,460 --> 01:18:12,460
Nice.

1792
01:18:12,460 --> 01:18:19,960
Um, this also does not look like, um, this is an official like petting slash feeding the

1793
01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:21,300
animal zoo.

1794
01:18:21,300 --> 01:18:25,260
Like it looks a little bit like a safariish kind of.

1795
01:18:25,260 --> 01:18:26,260
I don't know.

1796
01:18:26,260 --> 01:18:27,260
I don't know what it is.

1797
01:18:27,260 --> 01:18:30,100
It's weird because maybe it's just the zoo.

1798
01:18:30,100 --> 01:18:35,460
It just seems weird that these people would be able to walk up to the fence, hold the leaf

1799
01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:40,740
up to a giraffe and have the giraffe eat out of their hand.

1800
01:18:40,740 --> 01:18:42,740
And where does that happen?

1801
01:18:42,740 --> 01:18:43,820
Ible land in Orlando.

1802
01:18:43,820 --> 01:18:45,020
I think is where you can do that.

1803
01:18:45,020 --> 01:18:47,060
I think they probably write by the arc.

1804
01:18:47,060 --> 01:18:48,060
I don't know.

1805
01:18:48,060 --> 01:18:49,060
I'm not sure.

1806
01:18:49,060 --> 01:18:52,540
But I, yeah, it does kind of it begs the question, but there are, they are giraffes at this

1807
01:18:52,540 --> 01:18:53,540
time.

1808
01:18:53,540 --> 01:18:54,540
No, I'm just legit.

1809
01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:58,780
But I'm mainly commenting on the, on the decision making of the parents.

1810
01:18:58,780 --> 01:19:04,580
Like do they sort of sneak around some bear here to feed this animal or do they, so

1811
01:19:04,580 --> 01:19:06,260
they got some leaves from somewhere?

1812
01:19:06,260 --> 01:19:08,220
Oh, so they must have bought the leaf or something?

1813
01:19:08,220 --> 01:19:09,220
Okay.

1814
01:19:09,220 --> 01:19:10,220
Something.

1815
01:19:10,220 --> 01:19:15,380
Yeah, they're rip of off like this is, you know, the leaves actually part of the, you know,

1816
01:19:15,380 --> 01:19:19,780
landscaping at the zoo and they ripped it off and they're like, hey, let's feed the animal.

1817
01:19:19,780 --> 01:19:23,820
They, then those, and those palms seem strong enough to hold that child's weight.

1818
01:19:23,820 --> 01:19:24,820
That's crazy.

1819
01:19:24,820 --> 01:19:25,820
Maybe they were fake.

1820
01:19:25,820 --> 01:19:26,820
Maybe they're, I don't know.

1821
01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:27,820
I don't know.

1822
01:19:27,820 --> 01:19:28,820
You wouldn't even try to fake fake.

1823
01:19:28,820 --> 01:19:33,980
Just the whole thing feels like a very poor decision making across the board.

1824
01:19:33,980 --> 01:19:38,300
But does it feel some one of the worst parents of 2025?

1825
01:19:38,300 --> 01:19:45,300
Well, hmm, because again, I will remind you.

1826
01:19:45,300 --> 01:19:50,700
Yeah, this one.

1827
01:19:50,700 --> 01:19:56,300
He puts his kid on with shoulder pads and helmet and he could, could, could, could, could,

1828
01:19:56,300 --> 01:20:03,840
can barely fit on the motorcycle!

1829
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:15,060
So you're going to show your kid the throttle but you're not going to show where the

1830
01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:16,080
brakes are?

1831
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:24,060
Right, the thing about This One 2 that makes me question this is, I mean the kid is like

1832
01:20:24,060 --> 01:20:26,220
he's got the gear on, he's got a body arm,

1833
01:20:26,220 --> 01:20:34,820
and an helmet, and no point is there any instruction from the dad, like okay turn,

1834
01:20:34,820 --> 01:20:36,180
brake, anything, right?

1835
01:20:36,180 --> 01:20:37,180
Just go straight.

1836
01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:41,780
So how much of this is dad knows that this is going to happen and this is hoping for

1837
01:20:41,780 --> 01:20:46,260
this, like to get on America's plane and have a video like that?

1838
01:20:46,260 --> 01:20:51,340
I mean that makes him a pretty shitty parent, if you set your kid up, like, what film

1839
01:20:51,340 --> 01:20:52,340
that?

1840
01:20:52,340 --> 01:20:56,220
Set him up for that, I think that makes you a shittier parent if you set him up for

1841
01:20:56,220 --> 01:20:58,140
that knowing that was going to happen.

1842
01:20:58,140 --> 01:20:59,780
Like you guys been working it out.

1843
01:20:59,780 --> 01:21:02,820
Let's show everybody at the party how you do your crazy motorcycle stuff.

1844
01:21:02,820 --> 01:21:06,340
He's like pointing it, like almost like he's pointed it towards the fence too.

1845
01:21:06,340 --> 01:21:10,900
It's not like, you know, go down the sidewalk or whatever, or, you know, sideways in the

1846
01:21:10,900 --> 01:21:16,620
yard or, you know, is he going to hit a jump and like jump over the fence?

1847
01:21:16,620 --> 01:21:19,900
Because I knew, I realized he was going further than where I thought the house would be

1848
01:21:19,900 --> 01:21:25,340
obviously. So he's alongside this side of the house, but then to crash the, without even

1849
01:21:25,340 --> 01:21:28,060
a slight instruction, like, here's the break.

1850
01:21:28,060 --> 01:21:32,220
If you get going too fast, you might want to use a break a little bit.

1851
01:21:32,220 --> 01:21:37,060
Well, and I give the kid a lot of credit though for, for being an ex-gamer and not like jumping

1852
01:21:37,060 --> 01:21:38,060
off before the wall.

1853
01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:40,500
He's just like, Oh, yeah, brother.

1854
01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:41,500
Oh my God.

1855
01:21:41,500 --> 01:21:43,300
He was a 100 on that.

1856
01:21:43,300 --> 01:21:47,940
He's like, if I bust my little four year old neck on this fucking thing, it's going

1857
01:21:47,940 --> 01:21:48,940
to be on you, Dad.

1858
01:21:48,940 --> 01:21:50,580
And I'm going to be a legend.

1859
01:21:50,580 --> 01:21:51,700
I'll be a legend, Dad.

1860
01:21:51,700 --> 01:21:53,300
Look, I can't stop this bike.

1861
01:21:53,300 --> 01:21:56,260
As soon as this bike stops, I am going to be a legend.

1862
01:21:56,260 --> 01:21:58,780
I am kickbatowski from the Disney Channel.

1863
01:21:58,780 --> 01:22:00,300
That is me.

1864
01:22:00,300 --> 01:22:03,500
It's crashing through fences.

1865
01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:09,580
Oh, Dad, this guy, this guy for in terms of bad decision making and I see, I'm going

1866
01:22:09,580 --> 01:22:13,940
to go with, he set his son up to film this, which makes him a super shitty parent.

1867
01:22:13,940 --> 01:22:14,940
All right.

1868
01:22:14,940 --> 01:22:19,620
I'm saying this was a setup for the purpose of going viral.

1869
01:22:19,620 --> 01:22:20,620
I'm filming and going viral.

1870
01:22:20,620 --> 01:22:21,620
That's right.

1871
01:22:21,620 --> 01:22:22,620
Yeah.

1872
01:22:22,620 --> 01:22:28,500
So that makes him even use my kid as my, my prop, so to speak, to get, to get famous.

1873
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,500
All right, Hunter.

1874
01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,260
Now, don't, whatever you do, don't use them breaks.

1875
01:22:31,260 --> 01:22:32,660
This shows you where it was.

1876
01:22:32,660 --> 01:22:33,660
Don't use them.

1877
01:22:33,660 --> 01:22:34,660
Just use the gas pedal.

1878
01:22:34,660 --> 01:22:39,540
Just the throttle and then you have right through the face.

1879
01:22:39,540 --> 01:22:43,220
Hey, Marjorie, Marjorie, you got that, right?

1880
01:22:43,220 --> 01:22:44,220
You let that all film.

1881
01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:46,100
You didn't chase after him, none did you?

1882
01:22:46,100 --> 01:22:48,540
I want a steady camera on this one.

1883
01:22:48,540 --> 01:22:52,500
Hey, Hunter, you got scars on your face?

1884
01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:54,220
Happy birthday, then, kid.

1885
01:22:54,220 --> 01:22:55,220
Wow.

1886
01:22:55,220 --> 01:23:01,740
Hunter crashes through the fence and just, he just demolishes the fence there.

1887
01:23:01,740 --> 01:23:06,260
Yeah, he definitely, he definitely gets plus 10 points for damage.

1888
01:23:06,260 --> 01:23:07,260
Yeah, he sure does.

1889
01:23:07,260 --> 01:23:20,900
At the point, you hear something, he say, oh my gosh, but the camera doesn't move.

1890
01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:26,300
Nobody goes chasing after a kid who's free in the wild on a motorcycle in the front lawn

1891
01:23:26,300 --> 01:23:27,300
at age four.

1892
01:23:27,300 --> 01:23:30,660
Well, and, yeah, and nobody's yelling at the kid.

1893
01:23:30,660 --> 01:23:31,660
Stop, stop, right?

1894
01:23:31,660 --> 01:23:35,700
The rawl just watching him like head to the fence.

1895
01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:37,220
That's the other thing, too, or, and those two

1896
01:23:37,220 --> 01:23:41,700
people standing there too, didn't like, you know, I'm not going to throw themselves, yeah,

1897
01:23:41,700 --> 01:23:42,700
Hunter.

1898
01:23:42,700 --> 01:23:43,700
Hunter, I know your interaction.

1899
01:23:43,700 --> 01:23:45,380
You can't feel your left foot.

1900
01:23:45,380 --> 01:23:50,820
You get scars all of your face, but the chicks in preschool are going to love it.

1901
01:23:50,820 --> 01:23:51,820
Yeah.

1902
01:23:51,820 --> 01:23:55,180
And you're going to get so many chicks from this.

1903
01:23:55,180 --> 01:24:01,380
And Hunter, you don't know it now, but you're internet famous.

1904
01:24:01,380 --> 01:24:04,740
Hunter, you're going to make daddy jealous.

1905
01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:06,180
You're going to get all the free method.

1906
01:24:06,180 --> 01:24:10,060
Daddy was hoping to get from this, this here viral video.

1907
01:24:10,060 --> 01:24:11,580
Oh, Jesus.

1908
01:24:11,580 --> 01:24:12,900
Well, there you go.

1909
01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:13,900
So that's our clear cut winner.

1910
01:24:13,900 --> 01:24:16,100
That's who we're naming the winner then.

1911
01:24:16,100 --> 01:24:17,100
Yep.

1912
01:24:17,100 --> 01:24:21,900
All right, where's parent is indeed Hunter's dad setting Hunter up for complete failure,

1913
01:24:21,900 --> 01:24:26,700
either by as chat points out here, trying to make a viral video and setting Hunter up

1914
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:32,700
for that like crashing through the fence or just being oblivious dad going, here's the

1915
01:24:32,700 --> 01:24:36,300
yeah, I'll tell you about the break on less than the bridge.

1916
01:24:36,300 --> 01:24:50,380
I mean, there was a good three seconds there between people yelling, hey, maybe this wasn't

1917
01:24:50,380 --> 01:24:51,900
a good idea.

1918
01:24:51,900 --> 01:24:56,020
And then you could have been chasing after him, but no one did.

1919
01:24:56,020 --> 01:24:59,100
Nobody even called the attention to the two people standing by the fence to turn around

1920
01:24:59,100 --> 01:25:02,660
and go, maybe you could try to get him off that thing or stop him.

1921
01:25:02,660 --> 01:25:03,660
None of that.

1922
01:25:03,660 --> 01:25:04,660
Yeah.

1923
01:25:04,660 --> 01:25:08,300
If you look at the woman, she doesn't move very much if at all.

1924
01:25:08,300 --> 01:25:10,420
It's like she knows it's coming.

1925
01:25:10,420 --> 01:25:11,420
Right.

1926
01:25:11,420 --> 01:25:17,020
It's almost like there's an alert and look, they were, they just out admiring the fence.

1927
01:25:17,020 --> 01:25:19,020
Just like, oh, this is a, that's the other thing too.

1928
01:25:19,020 --> 01:25:21,060
Yeah, like, look at the way this all here.

1929
01:25:21,060 --> 01:25:22,060
God.

1930
01:25:22,060 --> 01:25:23,060
Snash.

1931
01:25:23,060 --> 01:25:24,060
And then he's laughing.

1932
01:25:24,060 --> 01:25:26,180
The guy who's right there, he was laughing on top of it.

1933
01:25:26,180 --> 01:25:27,820
I think maybe you're right about the setup on that.

1934
01:25:27,820 --> 01:25:29,300
Either way, look, it's fun.

1935
01:25:29,300 --> 01:25:30,300
It is funny.

1936
01:25:30,300 --> 01:25:34,620
Okay, if that happened in my house accidentally, yeah, I'd laugh.

1937
01:25:34,620 --> 01:25:40,460
A Drenel and Dad is officially entered into our 2025 worst parent of the year bracket,

1938
01:25:40,460 --> 01:25:44,180
which we will be working on desperately here for the rest of the month before we head into

1939
01:25:44,180 --> 01:25:49,780
March, where the madness will officially take over for the worst parent of 2025.

1940
01:25:49,780 --> 01:25:50,780
On that note, Chad, God.

1941
01:25:50,780 --> 01:25:51,780
Yeah.

1942
01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:55,580
Thank you again for a fantastic dad's home podcast.

1943
01:25:55,580 --> 01:26:00,260
And for those of you listening at home and keeping track of it, real guy radio.

1944
01:26:00,260 --> 01:26:01,260
And that's what I'm going to do.

1945
01:26:01,260 --> 01:26:02,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1946
01:26:02,260 --> 01:26:03,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1947
01:26:03,260 --> 01:26:04,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1948
01:26:04,260 --> 01:26:05,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1949
01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:06,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1950
01:26:06,260 --> 01:26:07,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1951
01:26:07,260 --> 01:26:08,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1952
01:26:08,260 --> 01:26:09,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1953
01:26:09,260 --> 01:26:10,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1954
01:26:10,260 --> 01:26:11,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1955
01:26:11,260 --> 01:26:12,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1956
01:26:12,260 --> 01:26:13,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1957
01:26:13,260 --> 01:26:14,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1958
01:26:14,260 --> 01:26:15,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1959
01:26:15,260 --> 01:26:16,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1960
01:26:16,260 --> 01:26:17,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1961
01:26:17,260 --> 01:26:18,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1962
01:26:18,260 --> 01:26:19,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1963
01:26:19,260 --> 01:26:20,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1964
01:26:20,260 --> 01:26:21,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1965
01:26:21,260 --> 01:26:36,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1966
01:26:36,260 --> 01:26:37,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1967
01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:38,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1968
01:26:38,260 --> 01:26:39,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1969
01:26:39,260 --> 01:26:40,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1970
01:26:40,260 --> 01:26:41,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1971
01:26:41,260 --> 01:26:42,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1972
01:26:42,260 --> 01:26:43,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1973
01:26:43,260 --> 01:26:44,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1974
01:26:44,260 --> 01:26:45,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1975
01:26:45,260 --> 01:26:46,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1976
01:26:46,260 --> 01:26:47,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1977
01:26:47,260 --> 01:26:48,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1978
01:26:48,260 --> 01:26:49,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1979
01:26:49,260 --> 01:26:50,260
I'm going to be doing this.

1980
01:26:50,260 --> 01:26:54,260
I know sometimes I'm out of control.

1981
01:26:54,260 --> 01:26:59,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1982
01:26:59,260 --> 01:27:00,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1983
01:27:00,260 --> 01:27:01,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1984
01:27:01,260 --> 01:27:02,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1985
01:27:02,260 --> 01:27:03,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1986
01:27:03,260 --> 01:27:04,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1987
01:27:04,260 --> 01:27:05,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1988
01:27:05,260 --> 01:27:06,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1989
01:27:06,260 --> 01:27:07,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1990
01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:08,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1991
01:27:08,260 --> 01:27:09,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1992
01:27:09,260 --> 01:27:10,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1993
01:27:10,260 --> 01:27:11,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1994
01:27:11,260 --> 01:27:12,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1995
01:27:12,260 --> 01:27:13,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1996
01:27:13,260 --> 01:27:14,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1997
01:27:14,260 --> 01:27:15,260
You're the only reason to keep on standing.

1998
01:27:15,260 --> 01:27:17,100
(screaming)