Who Was The Best "TV Dad"? | NSFW

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It's you, tag folks.

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But first, dad jokes.

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My lady gives birth today.

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I run to the room right away.

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She smiles with Glee, then hands her to me.

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I look at my newborn and say,

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"Damn, that's a ugly baby!"

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"Damn, that's a ugly ass baby!"

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I'm feeling quite concerned.

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My deceiving must have turned because,

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"Damn, that's a ugly baby!"

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I can't believe this came from me.

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I think her mom did too much LSD.

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She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big.

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But the placenta is cuter than she is.

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Damn, that's a ugly baby!

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God damn, that's a ugly ass baby!

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I can't take her home today.

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She'll scare the dog away.

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'Cause damn, that's a ugly baby!

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And when she smiles, I find

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Shane McGowen comes to mine.

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It makes me want to cry

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when I look into her good eye.

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I always want it kids.

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Is it wrong to hope for a sit?

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Fuck you, it's my fucking baby!

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Then the doctor calls me in.

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Mr. Lynch, she has a twin.

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Damn, that's a good looking baby!

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One for two on a good looking baby!

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I almost start to weep.

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Now this one we can keep.

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'Cause that was an ugly ass damn, that's a ugly baby!

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Come on everybody sing along!

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Damn, that's an ugly baby!

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Say fuckers, come on!

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Damn, that's an ugly baby!

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Damn, that's an ugly baby!

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She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye and bank.

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God just one nose.

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But it's on her left eye.

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God doctor, I'm asking you guys to guide.

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But a really, really, really late term.

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A portion still fly.

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Oh no, my baby!

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Not me.

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I don't want no ugly baby!

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I sit down, that's an ugly baby!

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Damn, that's an ugly ass baby!

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Thank you!

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Good night!

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Wake up daddy, show 'em.

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That's the way to start that off.

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Definitely.

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Welcome everybody to the dad's home podcast.

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Episode number 324-302.

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This is Episode 324-302.

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This is Episode 322.

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I'm Bauer, that is Chad.

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Who's on Doctor's Order's drinking a full glass of a scoundrel.

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It's just, you know, when you get your dental work done in Mexico...

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...cowday roll.

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It's like a...

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...that's gonna be what help will help you to show how much you've been...

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...but you've been...

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You want to get the deal, you want to save money and get good quality dental work.

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So you can bind that with a trip to the donkey show in Tijuana...

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...and you end up with Mascale as a pain killing treatment for your dental work.

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And after going to the donkey show, I end up spending the same amount...

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...had I gotten the dental work done here in the United States.

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At the end, you didn't have to...

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...the copay was a little bit lower, but at the end of the day...

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...the thing for the donkey show is the end of the run and you have bunch.

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Welcome to Dad's Home, number 302.

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Just a couple of quick things. Again, you can find this podcast...

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...the audible version of it at realguyradio.com.

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But here's something else you can find the video version of it at realguyradio.com.

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Also, the Dad's Home podcast YouTube channel has got...

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...not only the podcast that we do audio-wise, but also the video.

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So there's a couple of different places you can find it...

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...and it's all Spotify as well.

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So by all means, you can reach out to us at realguyradio.com.

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You can drop messages, you can leave us a little voicemail messages.

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That's one of the cool things about that website, too, Chaz.

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There's a little microphone button on the side.

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You can just click on that and say, "Fuck you guys."

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Or whatever you want to say to us.

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You can say anything, "Hey, here's a question I've got for the Dad's...

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...a bit of advice that you may need, whatever it is, you can record that there...

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...we get it and then we can bring it back to the show and talk a little bit about it."

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So, that's all available at realguyradio.com.

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Go and enjoy the podcast stuff there and you can reach out to us that way, too.

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So, if we get a recording of a British guy that has very curious about American culture or something...

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...that might be me just trying out my voices.

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So, you're working on your dialect, you're working on all of the voice...

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...that's... -I am governor! -Yes!

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Very good. That's a very, very pop-ins kind of way to go about it.

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I like it. -Say no more!

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Well, one of the things that happened this past week...

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...and Chad, you were telling me about this from a...

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...you figuring out your own taste in music. I guess...

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...when Spotify puts out their rap, it's kind of what you've been listening to...

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...the most throughout the length of the year, correct?

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Yes, and this year has been fun, too, because they are telling you...

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...what you are in a particular month.

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So, you're like a grandma boat or a...

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...yacht rock grandma.

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That's me on Yacht Rock in it, like Chris.

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The next time is all about Yacht Rock, or the band.

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Amen. Yeah.

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There was a synth pop new wave in there for me, I think, because I was listening to...

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...a lot of the '80s stuff early on in the season, or the year last year.

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I'll take that. -No, the '90s last night.

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A little bored without any football on television, I gotta be honest.

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We've been watching a bunch of series. We've been watching this series, this new zombie series.

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It's on Netflix, and then the other one called the Madness, which is really good, too.

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We watched a ton of stuff.

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We kind of tapped out last night, so getting ready to go to bed, laying down a bed.

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I just flipping through the channels on my YouTube TV, slide, slide, slide.

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I'm like, "Oh, wait a minute, what is this?"

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Videos on this thing called MTV? What is that?

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When did that come back in a play again?

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They came from the '80s, and I clicked on it, and automatically right up the bat,

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there's journey doing their performance of, "I don't even remember what song was I was just thrilled to find a music video."

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Which, you know, on the big screen TV, they'd have to put it in the little tiny square,

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because that's what it was like when we would watch videos on MTV initially from the '80s.

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Then Madonna's like a virgin, came on right afterwards, and I'm like, "This is kind of heaven for me.

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I'm loving the fact that I can watch music videos again on television and try to explain to my daughters."

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No, that's what MTV used to, that's what the M, an MTV used to stand for.

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Dear Spotify, please listen in and listen to this advice/instruction.

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Number one, sponsor our podcast.

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Number two, start playing videos on your app, because you know what?

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I mean, we all sit here in front of our stupid phones all the time like this,

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so just put the videos on there. Take this from the old stuff, put them on there.

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All of us old guys love that, all of my kids that listen to the old stuff,

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they'll be like, "Oh my God, what is this?"

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Even if my kids aren't interested in the music, they'll be interested in making fun of me.

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Amen. And that's a great hour's the fun.

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So I agree, 100%.

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If you've got the capability now and you're putting the videos on, you might as well just, you know,

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I'd love to be able to go back in and watch Ricky Rackman, even as old as he is these days,

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trying to pitch me on some metal videos.

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I've got to rewatch a like Cinderella spinning the guitars around with the twin blonde girls

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and Bon Jovi showing up in a video.

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That would be fantastic.

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Yes.

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I'd love to watch that again, so I'm with you 100% on that with Spotify.

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Or Spotify, just go out and, um, sweet some of these videos, right?

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Like, you know, make, have some like Joe on the street make the low rent version of a

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music video.

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Oh, that'd be a blast.

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That would be fun.

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Like I could, you and I, after a couple of, you know, cocktails, could get together with some

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brooms, air guitaring to night ranger.

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And make that be a fun video to have.

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You could literally have people submit their own homemade air guitar videos on the song.

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Oh my God.

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Great.

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Spotify.

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Just saying.

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Also, I would just say we're writing these ideas down.

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So Spotify doesn't take us up on this offer.

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You might have.

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We're doing it.

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We're doing it.

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We're creating an app folks.

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We'll create an app y'all can, you know, chime in.

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I'm asked lots of money to watch our sweeted music videos.

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I might just have to do.

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I don't know if I could do it.

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I might just have to do like, I might have to grab night ranges.

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You can still rock in America in a broom and then just record like 30 seconds of it.

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Do it.

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See how it goes over at realguyradio.com.

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That might be fun to do.

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All right.

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Note to self.

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I might have to do that this weekend.

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I'll put that on my mic.

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And I'll, in same.

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I'll find some music that I'm listening to and be like, oh, music video.

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God, do you fun?

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It'll be fun to do.

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Now in the meantime, what did you, is there anything that you found through the Spotify

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wrapping that you, that you felt like?

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Okay, embarrassing or not appropriate when the kids are like, I, I found myself last week,

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for instance, when we were doing the show, I played tenacious D's, fucker gently.

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And as I'm sitting there and I love the song and I love Jack Black.

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And I think it's just funny to hear that.

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And I remember working in radio and I remember distinctly having to bleep out every fuck in

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that song, which is a lot.

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In case you didn't know, it's a lot of fun.

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I did not.

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I don't have to snap in or something.

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It's a ton of fucking that you had to bleep out of there.

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But then I remember thinking of myself like, I don't, I have no problem with my, my almost

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18 year old hearing that, no problem at all.

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My 10 year old.

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I don't know.

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I, I'm not a good 13, 13, 14.

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Yeah.

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I mean, my 14 drops the F mom all the time and I'm like, Tim, where'd you learn that?

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She looks like I'm like, you dad.

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Yeah, dad.

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I'm, I'm guilty.

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So in this house, there definitely is some colorful language, right?

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I, it's a form of creativity.

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Yeah.

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If you ask me, right.

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So, but 10, pushing it.

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That's that.

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Look, okay.

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So here's the, and I don't know where that line is.

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It's a little blurry in my house because I'm with you.

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But we've had no problem.

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We've never hidden any of that.

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I will pop on a JZ, just like I say, CD, although I don't do that anymore, but I will stream

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some JZ stuff, have no problem with my 10 year old hearing that for some reason, no problem

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at all with it.

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Oh, will watch, will sit down as a family, will curl up on the couch, will have soft blankets

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and hot cocoa and watch RuPaul's Drag Race.

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And my 10 year old knows what a Kooter slam is, which is one of the moves that they do

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on RuPaul's Drag Race.

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So, like I'm cool with what she knows and what she repeats.

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And she knows not to repeat that at school.

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She tells you that she knows not to repeat that at school.

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She's over there in the corner of the playground going, hey guys, you know what a Kooter slam is?

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Am I waiting for that call from the principal?

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Yes.

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Yes you are.

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Yes you are.

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We've told our way.

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Your phone is ringing in the back there.

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We can't, we've had that conversation like, listen, you just can't say it around school.

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You can't say it.

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But when grandma and grandpa are here, because that would lead for great conversation.

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Sure.

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You said to be careful, you could use it around us.

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Fabiot.

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If grandma and grandpa, you know, start talking about Kooter slams, feel free.

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Don't write in.

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Shob right in with that.

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Yeah, you comment it.

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Go right at it if they're bringing it up.

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Yeah, then similarly, you know, if anybody else is bringing it up, feel free to have that

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conversation.

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But, it's just kind of, so, but for the most part, if it's an artist who's putting their

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music out, I've got no problem.

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I took my girls to go see Green Day.

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Again, she took in Charlie a couple times.

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This was Lucky's first time to go see Green Day live.

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We went and saw as Green Day was performing the 30th anniversary of Duky and the 20th anniversary

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of American Idiot, took them to go see the shows.

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And I knew that it was just going to be all cussing, right?

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That's all it is.

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When Arles are on stage, it's the in-between, because how the fuck are you and I make some

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fucking noise?

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Billy Joe says that every time there's a chorus in his song, just makes some fucking noise.

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So I knew the get it going in that, but don't have a problem with that at all.

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So I have never really felt like maybe language or even to a certain extent, the messaging in

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a song is too much that I won't have a conversation with my kid about it or any of those kinds

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of things.

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Even the stuff that Eminem did early on that was really sort of homophobic.

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Let's have a conversation about it.

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Let's talk a little bit about it.

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We have conversations about that stuff, but I've never had that need for a filter per

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say, for a lot of the music going, "Gradded, I have never played for them.

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Wasp, fuck like a beast."

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That's never come up.

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I've never showed them the video of Black Elolus for Wasp with the saw blade crotch piece that

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he would have on stage.

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Never looked at that before.

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So there are some things that I've just haven't fully told them about and they haven't asked

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if my 10 year old goes, "Tell me about Wasp."

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Okay, let's get to it.

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Are you talking about the character and MCU?

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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And Wasp, the acronym, we are sexual perverts.

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That's what the Wasp stood for.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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And here.

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And what was that, that super popular song, like two or three, maybe five years ago now,

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because I'm old, like wet pussy?

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Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, that was a good, that was a big one.

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And the girls knew that, at least the edited version of it, but they knew it.

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And people lost their minds over, "Hey, baby, it's cold outside, stay here," right?

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Which is like, date rape.

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Right.

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That, at the same time, that song was popular.

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So come on, people, really?

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Right.

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So, again, context.

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Yeah, context, let's have a conversation about the context.

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I'm sure.

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I'm kind of a conversation.

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And then when you hear the Michael Buble version of "Baby It's Cold Outside," and you're

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like, "What the fuck happened to him?

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What a, what a plus?

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What's going on here?"

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Then you can have those conversations.

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You can have those conversations with the kids.

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But nonetheless, it was, I've never, I've never, outside of a genre of music that my

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kids go, "What the hell are you listening to?"

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Like Yacht Rock, or, you know, come summertime, my kids are like, "Oh, Yacht Rock again."

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But yet I find my 18 year old has a couple of songs on playlists for herself.

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So we can't be all that bad.

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You and I both have that age child.

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Mine is like Yacht Rock, chest, no neck, deep.

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And yeah, right?

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Okay.

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And she, two years ago, I guess, at the, at her softball, like banquet at the end of the

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year for her school, her coach is like, "Okay, I want to talk about this kid for a minute."

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Okay.

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She goes, "On and on and on about this kid."

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And she goes, "And her choice in music, soft rock is the best."

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So she gets to pick the music.

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So like the fact that her high school softball coach is like, "Hey, Yacht Rock kid, I mean,

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and truly, like the stuff that she listens to is generally speaking all classic rock,

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or Yacht Rock, or, you know, there's nothing that she's listening to that's like,

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"Chapelrone," right?

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Like, it's probably in there someplace.

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And she's got a few artists I know that are more modern, but 90% of her stuff is all

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classic rock, which is great fun because we share that in common and we can talk about

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the songs.

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And the context of that music, which begs the question, like, what was in your playlist

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that your kids listened to, like you were playing in the car for them?

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Yeah.

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Oh, dude, I started early with Charlie where I got her into it.

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It was the weirdest, it was great.

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It was great.

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But it was like bowling for soup.

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And I remember thinking to myself, is she strapped into a car seat in the back of my

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car.

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I'm forcing this upon her now.

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She's like, she's listening to you kind of bobbing her head.

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No, you're not forcing it.

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You are indoctrinating.

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I'm introducing.

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That's what I'm introducing.

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Introducing, and she's singing along.

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She loves it.

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She's bobbing her head.

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She's rocking out the whole thing.

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But I had bowling for soup on it.

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There were a couple of, you know, where you're talking about high school never ends and who's

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the slut and who's, you know, who's going through bulimia and high school at the time.

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And I'm thinking to myself, is this wise to be playing this around a kid who's in

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the car seat in the back there stuck?

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But so about 17 years ago, almost 18 years ago, my first kid was born and we had a doula.

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And the doula was there for all three of my kids' births.

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But one of the things that she talked about in terms of parent advice is don't listen to

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your kids music in your car.

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Don't play their, you know, baby shark bullshit.

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Right.

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Right.

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Right.

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Right.

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Right.

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Right.

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You will make better people, better kids, better art, you know, appreciation for music,

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for art, all that kind of stuff.

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Yeah.

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And so same as you early on, like we never played that shit in our car.

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Yeah.

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Now, Dore the Explorer was on the fucking DVD in the back of the van.

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Sure.

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But, uh, but there was a, there was a time when yo gaba gaba had some really cool musicians

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on there and people who were still like out touring now that were on that show.

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So yeah, there were elements of that that you would kind of like go, oh, we could watch

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that together.

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That's cool.

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Yeah.

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So, and I don't know if that's where my kids, Yacht rock came from back then, like we were

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listening to a lot of, you know, steely Dan.

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Oh, yeah.

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I don't know, but, uh, it's a best.

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And then else, and I'll just add, I've, I've, I've referred you to this.

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Uh, I took my wife to go see Yachtley crew.

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Yes.

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The man Yachtley crew.

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I highly recommend going to see Yachtley crew.

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I actually had.

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Yeah, they came through here.

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I don't know, a year ago or so we went.

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Yeah.

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It's so good.

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It's such a good show.

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So much fun.

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Those guys have so much fun doing what they're doing.

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They change up some of the lyrics to make things a little bit more interesting, you know, like

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when you've got the, uh, the Pena Colotta song.

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Yeah.

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Talking about how, you know, it's the two, the man and the woman who are looking for something

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different because they're bored in their relationship and then they're finding each

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other back at the bar and you're like, hold on, you fucking were cheating on me first.

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Wait a minute.

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You know, you're fucking cheating on me first.

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Like that whole kind of a thing.

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Oh, never mind.

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Never mind.

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We both work each other and champagne.

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We just realized we love making love on the dunes.

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That's what it's about.

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Really?

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And, and not in yoga.

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And then, so the, but those guys have fun with it at the end and they kind of make it more

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modern and they have this cool fun, the whole band vibe.

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Now my 18 year old, almost 18 year old daughter wants to go see them when they come back around

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again.

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So just because it's such a fun time and I think if I can do that with a genre of music

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that my, my kids don't automatically tune out or don't automatically go, what the

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fuck?

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And then actually enjoy this stuff and put some of the songs on their playlist.

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I think I've done a pretty good job as a parent.

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Yeah, no, that is parent success.

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Yeah.

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I mean, if I were to measure myself against other parents, the first thing I would ask is,

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what kind of music did you play for your kid while you were driving in the car?

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Right.

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And it's like, oh, well, we really loved Bluey.

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And so you play in a fucking kind of Bluey and I mean, like you suck as a parent, motherfucker.

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Yeah.

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You're gonna, you're gonna, by the way, you're gonna pay for that.

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That is gonna be a time where that will come back and bite you.

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And yes, and in the meantime, one of my proudest moments we've talked about this here is that

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my, both of my daughters, my, my almost 18 year old and my 10 year old, both will hear the

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beginning of Van Halen's eruption and be able to point out that it's Eddie Van Halen playing

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guitar and they'll know it by the opening notes alone.

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Eddie.

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Because I've kind of, I've, I brought them up in that so that they, there are elements of

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that even Charlie, now, day, my 18 year old, she knows certain ACDC songs just by the opening

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notes on the guitar or whatever it is.

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So I think that both of those are huge successes in my mind's eye when it comes to music and

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my kids.

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Yeah, like name that, name that tune.

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Yes.

439
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Right?

440
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Yes.

441
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I can name that guitar like in three notes.

442
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Yes.

443
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Yeah.

444
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You know what we should do?

445
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We should have, we should bring our daughters.

446
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We should bring Kate and Charlie onto the show.

447
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Oh, I mean, I have to do, well, we'll pick the songs.

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They have to name that tune.

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Bam.

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That would be crazy.

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That would be so much fun.

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And what that does then is give you an eye legitimacy as dads on the show.

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So y'all then, like as you're listening to the show, you're like, I need to listen to

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those motherfuckers, like their kids money.

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All right.

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Let's plan on this.

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Let's do this.

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Just tentatively thrown it out there, you know, pulling the curtain back here.

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Let's plan on trying to do this like for a show that maybe we release on New Year's Eve,

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like a New Year's Eve kind of show where we'll be sitting around doing this anyway if

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we were in the same place partying on New Year's Eve.

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But let's have the girls do a name that tune against each other here on, we're, we

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get to pick the music.

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Oh man.

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Against each other.

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Well, now it's a competition or, or, or, or we just, I love it.

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I love it.

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I love it.

469
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I think it would be fun.

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Yeah.

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And I will tell you that, like, you know, well, I don't know.

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I think about my kid and her music.

473
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Yeah.

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You know, like, could she name some AC DC, like obscure AC DC song?

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Right?

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Probably, but, you know, I mean, I know if it falls within the yacht rock genre, she's

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like, boom, two notes.

478
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Right.

479
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We could, I think even if we got, okay, so if we lighten it up and said we're keeping

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it to a yacht rock name, that tune.

481
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Hmm.

482
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I, I don't think we have to.

483
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I think, I think maybe just, let's put it in the classic rock.

484
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Sure.

485
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Okay.

486
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All right.

487
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Area, right?

488
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,400
Like anything, anything older than, like, say, I don't know, 10, 15 years old, like, right?

489
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,280
And, because, and this is the crazy thing.

490
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,920
I looked this up the other day.

491
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:30,520
Green Day has made, like, number one songs for like 20 fucking years.

492
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,520
Yes, yes.

493
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,520
Like 20 years.

494
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:38,520
Name another band, YouTube, besides YouTube, and maybe the Rolling Stones, that can do that,

495
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,520
right?

496
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,520
Right.

497
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:45,080
And so they are like a top rock and roll royalty, yes, period.

498
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,080
I think so.

499
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,080
I'm with you on that.

500
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,560
I took a really agree with you on that.

501
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:52,760
Well, I was gonna say, if we keep it in genre, and then they can either get the artist

502
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,800
or the name of the song with the name that tune.

503
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,800
Do that too.

504
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,120
Like, pick the genre across the top.

505
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,960
Hey, I'll take Green Day for 200.

506
00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,960
All right.

507
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:00,960
We're coming up with some really good ideas here.

508
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:01,960
I think we have really good ideas.

509
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,960
Okay.

510
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:03,960
Okay.

511
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:04,960
Now, just, tune in.

512
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:05,960
That's gonna be a great episode.

513
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,480
And I would make this suggestion to anybody.

514
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:12,480
We'll have in an upcoming episode along the lines of these, you know, the kinds of songs

515
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,480
that you're playing with your kids growing up.

516
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:19,880
The ones that your kids have heard from you and have locked into and enjoyed and followed.

517
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:26,680
We'll have some albums and songs that every kid should hear and be aware of.

518
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:32,000
And album you'd want to pass down for sure to one of them or all the kids rather referring

519
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
to people.

520
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:38,600
Well, and so to that end, I was thinking about that question and I was like, how do you,

521
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:48,920
like, do you define that as this is the music history, right, that you need to listen to?

522
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:55,720
Or, yo, when I was 15 or 17 or whatever, I listened to this and that made a huge difference

523
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,640
in my life.

524
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:57,640
I would have both.

525
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,640
Like, I think you could have unequals.

526
00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,640
All right.

527
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,800
And I have two different answers to that question.

528
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,600
And I think that there's a bunch that you could have because I think that there are some

529
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:04,600
people I'm not.

530
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,720
I've never been a big pink Floyd guy.

531
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:10,080
I never got high enough in high school to be a pink Floyd guy.

532
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:13,280
But there are certain people who would say pink Floyd's the wall is a must listen to album.

533
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,760
You must have your kids.

534
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,080
They must know pink Floyd's the wall or a couple of us.

535
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,840
Well, and I didn't even have to introduce Kate to that.

536
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,320
Check, check, check that box.

537
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,200
They're like, "Dad, check it out.

538
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,200
Do you have you heard this song?"

539
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,200
Okay.

540
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,200
All right.

541
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:31,640
You might have something like the Ramones that you had, you know, that you listened to that

542
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:35,320
like my daughter sort of stumbled across because she got into this, this punk phase kind of

543
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:41,360
early on, pop, punk, green day, Blink 182 and then started going like she were her first

544
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:44,600
album because she got a record player a couple of years ago when that was amazing.

545
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,600
Nice.

546
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,800
And he was researching it was American Idiot and then she went and got a Blink 182.

547
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,680
So she's, now she's got album Weezer.

548
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:54,480
She got albums on her wall that she's actually playing the albums on her record player

549
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:55,480
from.

550
00:24:55,480 --> 00:25:01,800
And your kid is more musically complex, professional.

551
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:07,000
I don't know what the word is than my kid for sure because my kid does not have like, you

552
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,320
know, LP album kind of works on her wall.

553
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,320
Okay.

554
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,320
Yeah.

555
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,800
And she loves that part of it, my kid does.

556
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,720
And I've taught her a couple of songs in guitar.

557
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:20,720
In fact, I taught her opening notes on guitar chords and then she started just taking my,

558
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,240
I have a guitar room with like three or four different guitars and she just would pick

559
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,080
up the guitar, go into her room.

560
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,280
And I could hear her in there playing along with like a Weezer song.

561
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,280
Yeah.

562
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,280
That's awesome.

563
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:37,640
Again, I feel like, that is, and that is how a lot of professional musicians start.

564
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:44,120
So Bauer, if it's Charlie becomes a professional musician, you were the reason why and the fact

565
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:50,920
that you have like given her that opportunity, that's one of, don't crush that flame.

566
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,600
And I feel like I've got to feed it for lucky.

567
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,800
By 10 year old because she's left handed.

568
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,280
So I got to get her, you know, a left handed axe now.

569
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,280
Jimmy Hendrix.

570
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,280
She's short.

571
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,520
I was just, Jimmy Hendrix video, you're good.

572
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,120
I'd get her a little Kurt Cobain.

573
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:07,920
I'd get her the, the, the, the, the, the Fender Strat just turned it over.

574
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,120
Have her play that left handed.

575
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,560
That's what I mean, helps with the, yeah, yeah, does really.

576
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,440
So those are just a couple of quick suggestions for, for parents out there.

577
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,520
More importantly, when you're thinking about what to play around the kids.

578
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:22,960
And I like Chad, what, what your, what your, what your person said about how don't, don't

579
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,960
feed in to the kid bullshit.

580
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,280
Don't be playing all the curious George songs or the dude.

581
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,720
And, and it's that was my treat shit.

582
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,760
Yeah, 18 years ago, this woman had the best advice ever.

583
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,640
You know, she had kids around the ground, blah, blah, blah.

584
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:42,480
But I, that was one of the pieces literally from the experiences of having kids that we took

585
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,800
away.

586
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:47,360
And, you know, that was impactful.

587
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,800
So impactful that like I remember that to this day.

588
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:50,800
Yeah.

589
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:55,400
It's hard for me to remember what I did yesterday, but like 18 years ago, I can, I can remember

590
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,400
that.

591
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,400
Well, it's mostly in a scale and the tooth work that you got done.

592
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,400
But more, okay, okay.

593
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:05,840
And that might, that might affect my memory of yesterday, but, uh, who is the best TV

594
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,840
dad of all time?

595
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:11,120
And what kind of category we're putting TV dads into because yard barkers come out with

596
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:14,000
the list of who the best of the best are.

597
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,560
We'll investigate that a little bit further next in the dad's home podcast.

598
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,240
It's the onion radio news.

599
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,720
A boyfriend vows to try harder.

600
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,440
This is Doyle Redland reporting.

601
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:28,360
Bremerton, Washington resident, Len Wallace, made a solemn promise today to his girlfriend

602
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:32,000
Mindy Ellis that he would try much, much harder.

603
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:36,760
Wallace, who may have been neglecting the young lady in recent weeks had this to say, "I've

604
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,040
just been going through so much crazy stuff these days, baby.

605
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,960
But from here on out, I'm going to be the best boyfriend in the world."

606
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:47,480
Wallace, who also plans to have sexual intercourse with Ellis tonight, added that they are

607
00:27:47,480 --> 00:28:14,600
really, truly going to spend a lot more time together.

608
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:19,400
I had pocket rockets.

609
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,400
He needed runner runner.

610
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,680
God damn it, that river fucked me.

611
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,180
If poker's a sport, put it in the Olympics and you can only play with what your country's

612
00:28:26,180 --> 00:28:27,180
worth.

613
00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:30,280
How great would that be?

614
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:34,120
Being Americans looks like Costa Rica's all in with 15 coconuts.

615
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,520
Yeah, we're going to call.

616
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,880
And I still the way I go, small blind, shouldn't have limped in.

617
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:53,320
So, comic relief, the bowler show.

618
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,320
Welcome back to the "That's All" podcast.

619
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,320
I'm Howard.

620
00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:00,560
That's it, Mr. Chad.

621
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:04,080
So, Yard Parker and Colourful is the same thing.

622
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,200
You're a f-girl, there's always three of us to talk.

623
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:16,200
That's me, that's me.

624
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:21,800
That's you, that's me.

625
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:30,800
That's you, that's me.

626
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:34,400
George Washington must have been like as a dad blah, blah, blah.

627
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,880
Well, then there's also the one about TV dads and they've come out with a list through

628
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,640
Yard Parker of the best TV dads of all time.

629
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:48,760
And I want to do investigate a little bit because the range on TV dads, I think, is important

630
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,280
to look at here.

631
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:57,440
Meaning, Chad, there are dads on this list that I only saw reruns of the television show

632
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:02,680
because I was too young to actually see the actual, like my dad would have run.

633
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,520
What are you doing?

634
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:10,760
I'm like, what, the number two on their list is Andy Griffith from the Andy Griffith show.

635
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:16,260
And I'm like, if it started out, if it started out in black and white, Chad, here's my

636
00:30:16,260 --> 00:30:17,260
roof.

637
00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:18,260
It started out in black and white.

638
00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:20,560
Those are shows your dad, my dad would have watched.

639
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,120
Not shows that we saw the reruns on there.

640
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,760
But we totally did.

641
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:29,560
But like, I would say that there are, like, I remember, I wasn't allowed to watch it per

642
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:34,160
say, but, you know, all the family, Archie Bunker, it was out there.

643
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,640
I saw commercials for it.

644
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,640
I knew it was on TV.

645
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,800
I just, I wasn't watching it at my house until I was a little bit older.

646
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:45,740
But I watched happy days almost every time it was on television.

647
00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:49,240
And there was Mr. Cunningham, Mr. C was in there.

648
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,400
He makes the list.

649
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:56,560
I would also think that we could make the case that just after us, or just in that age

650
00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:01,120
range, you know, the next generation behind us, most of the TV dads that might get honored

651
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,880
are animated.

652
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,880
Oh, interesting.

653
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,520
I didn't even think about animated dads' cheese.

654
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,160
Yeah, 'cause that's a whole, that's a whole different category.

655
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,520
In this lit, and I agree with you.

656
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,760
Like the number one, one of the number ones on the list.

657
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:17,080
And I just think it's kind of funny, but Al Bundy from Mary with Children makes the top

658
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,400
one of the tops of the list.

659
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,000
Okay.

660
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,640
Top comedy, but really was he a good dad?

661
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:23,640
I don't.

662
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,760
I never even took the time to think about it.

663
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,680
And the case they make is that nothing came easy for Al Bundy, starting with his drunken

664
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:37,120
proposal to peg and then ending with him as the father of two kids, Kelly and Bud, whom

665
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,720
he could barely manage to support with a shoe store job.

666
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,400
But he repeatedly lost only to inevitably get rehired each time.

667
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:47,880
The guy respected very few people and turned rarely received respect, but he managed to

668
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:53,200
get by and taught his children not to expect handouts from anyone, especially himself.

669
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,200
All right, good.

670
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,440
I mean, that's good, good parenting advice right there.

671
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,440
Right.

672
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,440
Right.

673
00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:58,440
Right.

674
00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:59,440
Right.

675
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,440
Right.

676
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:00,440
Hey, yo, you got to pull up yourself, you got to pull yourself up by your knees.

677
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:01,440
Yes.

678
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,440
Yes.

679
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,440
And that there was a whole big article that was out today.

680
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,400
We can probably tackle it in one of the future episodes.

681
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:10,880
Talking about how your children's failure is one of the best learning experiences a parent

682
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,360
can give their child.

683
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,360
All right.

684
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:19,160
Now, Al Bundy clearly was hooking that up for his family right over left.

685
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,520
Like it was just a top notch way to go in here.

686
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:24,600
And again, odd list, you got Andy Griffith in there.

687
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,000
They've got Archie Bunker from all in the family.

688
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,920
Okay, so maybe a good parent.

689
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:32,040
I don't know if he was a good individual.

690
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,560
I tend to think he was a little bit on the racist side.

691
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,520
How about we say that right off the bat?

692
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,520
Fair, fair, fair.

693
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,520
Right.

694
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,520
Absolutely fair.

695
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,160
Not going out on a limb on this one.

696
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,160
Oh, look.

697
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,160
And misogynist again.

698
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,160
Just goes back.

699
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,160
He goes back to context, right?

700
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,160
Like back then.

701
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,160
Yeah.

702
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,160
Back then.

703
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,160
Way back in the day.

704
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,160
Back to that much, too.

705
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,160
Yeah.

706
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,160
That was a thing, right?

707
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,760
I mean, that was part of the culture as part of vernacular.

708
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,760
Correct.

709
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:02,480
That's saying dad today would be like, I'm okay with LBGTQIAMNOP.

710
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,480
Right.

711
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,480
Right.

712
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:12,720
And I say that, look, I say that as a to make a funny, but fully support that kind of stuff.

713
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,000
And I realize that's not the right, you know, acronyms, right?

714
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Keep going.

715
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Yes.

716
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,960
I'm seeing here that one of the top five on this list, right?

717
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,840
Not against no particular order, but top five on this yard, barking list is Bob Belcher

718
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,160
from Bob's Burgers.

719
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,240
I have never seen an episode of Bob's Burgers.

720
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,800
I'll be honest with you.

721
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,800
But our first anime.

722
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,320
Apparently now we got to watch to, you know, take some notes about how to be a good dad.

723
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,320
I guess.

724
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,320
I don't know.

725
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,320
Yeah.

726
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,320
Got at least think about it right?

727
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,320
You're like, okay.

728
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,600
If I wanted to sit down and figure out how to be a dad these days, Bob's Burgers.

729
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,400
That's where I should, I should start.

730
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:49,840
They've got Dan Connor from Roseanne played by John Goodman.

731
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:55,200
Danny Tanner played by now the late Bob Saga from Full House.

732
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,680
And then one of the ones I found interesting to is Carl Winslow from Family Matters.

733
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,400
Reginald Vell Johnson played.

734
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,800
I mean, yeah, I mean, I see that.

735
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:10,560
Like that feels, you know, the hard thing with TV is is that if you take TV dads, you

736
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:16,440
look at them, are they really there to make us laugh, make us think, whatever?

737
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:21,680
Is it just simply for entertainment or are they, is there a deeper level, like a second

738
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,440
or third level deep of what that dad is portraying?

739
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,440
What it means?

740
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,440
Yes.

741
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:28,440
You know what I mean?

742
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:38,040
Like that kind of stuff because you think about dads and crap.

743
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,360
Like Jason Seever, the late Alex.

744
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,320
Jim Taylor, yeah, he makes it in here as well.

745
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:44,880
Jim Taylor, he's like, he's.

746
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,880
Jim Taylor.

747
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:46,880
Right.

748
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:52,760
Funny, but also like that showed to me when I watched it was, he was a dad that like was

749
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:59,040
a dad's that like he would, hey, here's a, here's a sitcom problem, but here's a wise

750
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,120
way to solve this problem.

751
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,120
Right.

752
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:06,320
That theoretically you could walk away with go, I learned something today while by watching

753
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,320
that show.

754
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,320
And you could theoretically walk away from Archie Bunker.

755
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,920
So I've learned how not to be a good person by watching Archie Bunker.

756
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,640
And maybe that's what makes him a good dad.

757
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,600
That's like, okay, shitty dad, not going to be that guy.

758
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,600
Okay.

759
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,080
Transparent, 100% transparent.

760
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,040
You know where he's at on everything.

761
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,040
Yeah.

762
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:27,160
And so there was a lot of these ones that I kind of felt were, they even brought, I guess I

763
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:32,640
never thought about it, but Uncle Phil on the fresh Prince of Bel Air, they kind of,

764
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:36,200
although he had his hands full trying to raise four kids, opened his heart and will Smith

765
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,400
to come in there.

766
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,200
That's somebody that, obviously a dad.

767
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:44,560
Kind of jumping in that, Phil Dunfee from Modern Family, but Peter Pearson from Family

768
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,280
Guy is in there.

769
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,280
And so is, and so is Mike Brady from the Brady bunch.

770
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:54,160
So there's range in this that I'm just like, okay, maybe we need to kind of narrow this

771
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,160
down.

772
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,760
Instead of going anti Griffith Archie Bunker and Mike Brady, maybe we need to focus on

773
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,280
something a little bit more current.

774
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,480
I don't know your thoughts.

775
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,960
So I will, I will throw this in here just because I'm in this world right now.

776
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:11,280
I'm reading a book called Crying in H. Mark, great book, sad.

777
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,960
But one of my favorite shows on TV that nobody really talks a lot about is called Kim's

778
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,960
Convenience.

779
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:16,960
So you watch that?

780
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:17,960
No, I haven't.

781
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,440
All right, mark it down, great stuff.

782
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,440
Okay.

783
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:25,880
But it's basically like, you know, Korean immigrants come to America.

784
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,680
It's, you know, another one of those shows where there are family, yadda yadda, but the

785
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:35,880
dad in there, they just call them Aapa because Aapa, I think it's Opa, Opa, Aapa.

786
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:36,880
Okay.

787
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:42,880
Anyway, another dad that should be on the list, in my opinion, watching it because the

788
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:48,080
A, we learn about culture, but B, like how does he approach being a Korean father?

789
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:52,600
Like, and I think he's, he's F.O.B. that's fresh off the boat for those of you who don't

790
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,600
like acronyms.

791
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,600
Correct.

792
00:36:54,600 --> 00:37:01,440
But he, but a great dad, like total comedy, but makes the right choices as a dad.

793
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,080
He has older kids, right?

794
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,320
So his kids are basically out of the house.

795
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:12,040
So maybe a different place in life than like Al Bundy or, you know, that kind of, maybe

796
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,640
all in the family, you know, right?

797
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:20,640
His kids were older, but, but the, I point that out just because being a dad is not just

798
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,640
American, right?

799
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,360
It's, it's multicultural, multinational.

800
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:29,920
And so you can learn a lot by watching somebody else who's a dad from a different culture.

801
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:30,920
Good point.

802
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:37,600
Hey, what can I pick up from him that might be valuable in my life, my culture?

803
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,160
What similarities are we seeing that we just think we can even think about.

804
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,840
We don't even usually get outside of our box enough to think about.

805
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,280
Oh, that happens to them as well.

806
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:49,280
Or they have a similar situation to what I have as a father.

807
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,280
Right.

808
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,280
Yeah.

809
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,280
Yeah, I agree.

810
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,280
100%.

811
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:57,000
Now, a couple of quick notes here that I wanted to note about TV dads and maybe some, well,

812
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,440
I think you'll find interesting facts.

813
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,640
It's like after dinner trivia for those of us who have already had dinner or Miss Cowell

814
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,520
as the case may be today, you learned TV dads.

815
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,520
Liquid dinner.

816
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,520
Liquid dinner.

817
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:14,320
Today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today,

818
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:19,360
today, today, today, you learned that in 1966 Bill Cosby, speaking of old dads, tried

819
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:25,480
to get 16 year old folk singer Janice Ian Blacklisted from TV.

820
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,880
Why?

821
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:32,200
Because he thought she was a lesbian and therefore unsuited for family entertainment.

822
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,200
Hmm.

823
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,200
Interesting.

824
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:39,800
Bill Cosby thought the lesbian calling the kettle black was, oh, sorry, did I say that

825
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,800
allowed Jesus?

826
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,800
I'm sorry.

827
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,800
Was unsuited for family entertainment.

828
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,800
Good job.

829
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:45,800
Bill, good job.

830
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:50,320
Today, you learned, Chad production on the 1980s TV series, Alph, was so stressful that

831
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:56,520
Max Wright, who played the father, Will Tanner, once physically attacked Alph.

832
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:57,520
The puppet.

833
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,520
Wait.

834
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:03,240
Was he drinking mascara, might've chance?

835
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:08,000
Producers had to jump in and pull right off of the puppet.

836
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Oh, the puppet.

837
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Of the puppet.

838
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,360
Now, unclear if the puppet was on the puppeteers' hand or not, I'm going to say yes.

839
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:18,880
I'm going to say there was like a whole, you know, triumph the insult comic dog thing going

840
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,840
on, but I'm going to say yes.

841
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,200
Hand was still in the puppet on that one.

842
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,200
That's my guess.

843
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,800
You know, didn't, didn't Alph also eat pets?

844
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,800
Yes.

845
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,520
Cats or something like that.

846
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:29,520
I don't, yeah.

847
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,520
I don't get it.

848
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,000
So there, and did they live?

849
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:38,600
Maybe, you know, higher or something like that or maybe, maybe, yeah.

850
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:42,960
Today you learned when Michael Gross, who played the dad on family ties, was asked by Pat

851
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:47,120
SayJack how he hoped the series family ties would end.

852
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:52,520
Michael Gross said, I hope they die in a plane crash.

853
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:57,480
He later explained he didn't want the cast to ever have to get back together for contrived

854
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,480
reunion shows.

855
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:02,040
And so he'd hoped they all would die in a crash.

856
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:06,000
As an actor, like I buy that, like I, that's like, all right, I would make that same choice.

857
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Yeah.

858
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,600
I mean, as a tie in, how great would it have been some years later to see that as the plane

859
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:14,800
is going down for the starting of the television show lost, all of a sudden there's Michael Gross

860
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,600
next to the, wait a minute, hold on.

861
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,640
Is that Michael J. Fox in the, what is going on here?

862
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:24,120
See, that's some great television right there, like crossover shows, like that.

863
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,240
I'm saying, I'm saying that'd be fantastic.

864
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,240
Why?

865
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,240
Hollywood, why don't you come up with these ideas?

866
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:31,560
I mean, why do we have to do all the work for you?

867
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,560
Look, all I want to say is this for Hollywood, if you're thinking about writing another dukes

868
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,280
of hazard movie or heaven, whatever else is going to be the next fall guy movie again,

869
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,280
reach out to us first.

870
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,880
We've got better ideas for you.

871
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:45,720
And finally, Chad, today you learned that the actor who plays Carl Winslow in Family

872
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:50,840
Matters, Reginald Val Johnson, that just brought him up, when they started filming Family Matters

873
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,560
and putting it on, I believe was, what was the Friday?

874
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,480
Oh God, they had a whole Friday thing on ABC.

875
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,280
It was like Friday, Family Fridays or something like that.

876
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:04,760
Family, anyways, when they started filming Family Matters, Reginald Val Johnson, only 31

877
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,320
years old.

878
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:10,680
Even though he looked considerably older, he was only 31 when they started filming that show

879
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:15,040
and he played the dad on the television show Family Matters.

880
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,680
And also the cop in diehard, but I don't, yes, he did.

881
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,880
Like, you know, geek out on pop culture and shit on you guys, sorry.

882
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,880
He must have been nine when they filmed that day.

883
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,880
He probably was.

884
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:26,880
He probably was.

885
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:27,880
All the power.

886
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,680
He was all the power, the power.

887
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:30,680
And there you go.

888
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,680
There's your TV dad today, you learn.

889
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:39,320
Today, today, today, today, you know, today, today, today, today, today, today, today,

890
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,320
you know.

891
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,600
All right, Chad, when we come back, a couple of moms are going to be battling it out

892
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,840
for the worst parent of the year 2025.

893
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:46,840
We're starting that again.

894
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:47,840
Go.

895
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,760
Uh, and, and one in particular, well, first of all, it's not one in particular.

896
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,400
I had to narrow down what I had.

897
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,640
We're about five different clips.

898
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,160
I had a thousand, five thousand.

899
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,160
I had to narrow everything.

900
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:02,240
I had to narrow it down to definitely two where I go, I don't even know if those are the

901
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:05,240
right two, but we'll have more that we can bring to the table, right?

902
00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:06,520
That's the kind of cool thing about it.

903
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,800
So we will take a look at some of those horrible moms facing off in the worst parent bracket.

904
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:17,800
Next, here are the dad's own podcast.

905
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:23,000
This is a clearly, clearly, not metrosexual moment in history.

906
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,060
Upside down Van Gogh.

907
00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:30,480
In Ontario, Canada, a teenage boy was snowmobiling at night in negative twenty degrees when he saw

908
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,600
the perfect spot to spray paint on the side of a bridge.

909
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,600
Young Van Gogh grabbed his paint, tied a rope around his waist, and repelled off the side

910
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:38,600
of the bridge.

911
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:39,600
Hell yeah.

912
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:40,600
You know what else is manly?

913
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,000
Not thinking shit through.

914
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,360
A thing called gravity flipped Van Gogh upside down.

915
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,320
But did he yell for help like a pansy?

916
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:48,320
No.

917
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:52,160
He tried to wiggle out of the rope by taking off his clothes, but it didn't work and he was

918
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:57,280
left hanging there like a bad game magician at an inappropriate children's birthday party.

919
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,680
Finally some good Samaritan stopped him and called the cops and the local newspaper.

920
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:07,000
Van Gogh was suiting upside down naked celebrity, one that had parts of his body turning blue.

921
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,560
Parts that shouldn't turn blue.

922
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:12,560
The real Van Gogh may have been dumb enough to chop his ear off, but he never thought of hanging

923
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,080
naked from a bridge in negative twenty.

924
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,960
Screw extreme sports for a real drill.

925
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,280
Tracks dreams stupidity.

926
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,000
This has been Lee Camp for more funny crap.

927
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,560
Check out LeeCamp.net.

928
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:27,320
It's the onion radio news.

929
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:31,840
A man gives up on trying to get his coat back from his former girlfriend.

930
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,080
This is Doyle Redland reporting.

931
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:39,320
Timothy Bach of Lawrence Kansas officially gave up trying to retrieve a coat he left at

932
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:44,720
the apartment of former girlfriend Patricia Stevens nearly two months ago today.

933
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:49,800
Bach's last pathetic attempt to retrieve the brown corduroy jacket can still be heard

934
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,800
on Julia's voicemail.

935
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,200
Hey, yeah, hi.

936
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:58,320
I was hoping to catch you because I really wanted to come by and get that coat and I was thinking

937
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:02,480
that I wanted to wear it like this week, so I really need to get it.

938
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,520
So call me back either way, call me back.

939
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:10,400
Stevens was not available for comment, however, as she was having sex with a different,

940
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,840
better-looking man at the time.

941
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:16,640
Doyle Redland for the onion radio news online at the onion.com.

942
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,640
Nothing is there, Mick.

943
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:19,640
Oh, let's go and see him.

944
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:48,120
[Music]

945
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:52,200
We know, I guess the word has gotten out that we have this competition and that people are

946
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,560
actually now competing for it and really trying hard.

947
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,360
They are giving everything they've got.

948
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:02,760
They are doing a total of metal attempts here at the worst pair of the year.

949
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,080
Without further ado, I will just warn you ahead of time.

950
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,560
We're going to start off with something to build us up into that spot, but we'll eventually

951
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,160
get to the spot here.

952
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,160
First, let's go to the town.

953
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,860
We bring the absurd interior ear holes.

954
00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:15,860
Let's go.

955
00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:16,860
Let's go.

956
00:45:16,860 --> 00:45:19,580
It's too much to take it.

957
00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:21,580
I can't do it.

958
00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:22,580
We'll do it live.

959
00:45:22,580 --> 00:45:25,700
Obviously, probably that tape won't run, tape won't run it in there.

960
00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:26,700
We'll do it live!

961
00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:27,700
[Music]

962
00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:30,980
We apologize, we don't have that clip from the radio station.

963
00:45:30,980 --> 00:45:31,980
Do it live!

964
00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:34,140
I can plow right it and we'll do it live!

965
00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:36,140
[Music]

966
00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:38,140
And think, suck!

967
00:45:38,140 --> 00:45:40,140
But tape don't lie.

968
00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:41,660
[Music]

969
00:45:41,660 --> 00:45:42,660
Alright, Chad.

970
00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:44,660
I'm rigging with seven numbers.

971
00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:45,660
One.

972
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:46,660
[Music]

973
00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:47,660
To the father who will pay for the son.

974
00:45:47,660 --> 00:45:48,660
This is real live playing.

975
00:45:48,660 --> 00:45:55,660
I'm posting this on the streets in the park.

976
00:45:55,660 --> 00:45:57,660
What is the big giant door?

977
00:45:57,660 --> 00:46:00,660
Auditions this Sunday in the park.

978
00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:02,660
Things to bring, I get it.

979
00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:05,660
My favorite thing is all that.

980
00:46:05,660 --> 00:46:07,860
Who is it a big giant door?

981
00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:12,660
The things he wants to create on this little favorite troller.

982
00:46:12,660 --> 00:46:22,660
[Music]

983
00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:23,660
But don't be a door.

984
00:46:23,660 --> 00:46:24,660
Hope he escapes for it.

985
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:25,660
But come to the park.

986
00:46:25,660 --> 00:46:26,660
As a door.

987
00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:27,660
All the dorky stuff.

988
00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:33,060
The only thing they left out was your Renaissance fair costume.

989
00:46:33,060 --> 00:46:34,060
Bring that.

990
00:46:34,060 --> 00:46:36,060
You know, we're going to have a little...

991
00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:37,060
Or your lightsaber.

992
00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:40,140
I mean, don't forget your lightsaber.

993
00:46:40,140 --> 00:46:42,580
All of that would fit into there if you were looking for somebody.

994
00:46:42,580 --> 00:46:46,140
Because you realize that your kid was a big dork.

995
00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:48,380
And then when I'm going to go even dorky, here's my plan.

996
00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:49,380
That's what I'm shooting for here.

997
00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:52,260
So there's one dad who wanted to set something new up for the kids.

998
00:46:52,260 --> 00:46:54,820
What is the level above big giant dork?

999
00:46:54,820 --> 00:46:55,820
I don't know.

1000
00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:56,820
I have abs.

1001
00:46:56,820 --> 00:46:59,340
I don't know what goes on there.

1002
00:46:59,340 --> 00:47:02,220
Somebody out there knows, please tell us.

1003
00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:03,220
Yeah.

1004
00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:04,220
On our website.

1005
00:47:04,220 --> 00:47:05,220
Yeah.

1006
00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:06,220
Realguyradio.com.

1007
00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:07,220
You can leave us messages there.

1008
00:47:07,220 --> 00:47:08,220
What goes beyond?

1009
00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:09,220
What's above?

1010
00:47:09,220 --> 00:47:10,220
Like dork.

1011
00:47:10,220 --> 00:47:15,620
Is on a scale of like, if you're looking at the threat level in the country, right?

1012
00:47:15,620 --> 00:47:17,140
Like red is the biggest threat.

1013
00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:21,620
I would say big giant dork is somewhere in like that orange stage, like maybe even yellow.

1014
00:47:21,620 --> 00:47:24,700
It's a mid range dorkishness.

1015
00:47:24,700 --> 00:47:26,100
So what's above that?

1016
00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:27,940
What do you get up to in the next level?

1017
00:47:27,940 --> 00:47:29,740
And then where does d and d fallen between that?

1018
00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:32,500
Because I imagine that someplace up on the upper echelons.

1019
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:37,620
I mean, that definitely figures into the equation.

1020
00:47:37,620 --> 00:47:39,620
No, it would start out.

1021
00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:42,620
It is the holiday season here and Chad.

1022
00:47:42,620 --> 00:47:47,420
It's important to realize that in addition to everybody who's posting on Facebook and social

1023
00:47:47,420 --> 00:47:51,140
media, all the crazy things they've done with their kids, Alfa and a shelf, that there

1024
00:47:51,140 --> 00:47:54,620
are parents out there who hate Alfa and a shelf.

1025
00:47:54,620 --> 00:48:00,060
And more importantly, hate that their kids love Alfa and a shelf so much so Chad, one

1026
00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:01,060
parent did this.

1027
00:48:01,060 --> 00:48:02,060
What?

1028
00:48:02,060 --> 00:48:03,060
What did you do?

1029
00:48:03,060 --> 00:48:04,060
You're a fox, dude.

1030
00:48:04,060 --> 00:48:05,060
What?

1031
00:48:05,060 --> 00:48:14,420
There is on the floor in the kitchen, it's chicken bones.

1032
00:48:14,420 --> 00:48:15,420
Yes.

1033
00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:17,260
That the cat is gnawing on.

1034
00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:18,260
Yes.

1035
00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:22,220
But the Alfa and the shelf hat is there like it's the Alfa and the skeleton bones of the

1036
00:48:22,220 --> 00:48:28,220
Alfa and the shelf that the cat is chewing away on and the kid comes out seeing the cat

1037
00:48:28,220 --> 00:48:32,260
eating away at the Alfa and the shelf and it freaks the kid out.

1038
00:48:32,260 --> 00:48:37,740
But in general, the shelf is the worst fucking parenting news of all time.

1039
00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:43,100
So those of you parents out there that put chicken bones and parts of Alfa and the shelf

1040
00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:46,820
on the floor so the cat can eat them, kudos.

1041
00:48:46,820 --> 00:48:49,300
And I'll say this too, the first year.

1042
00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:50,300
Yeah.

1043
00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:51,300
Oh, it's fun.

1044
00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:52,300
It's exciting.

1045
00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:53,300
The kid looking for the Alfa everywhere.

1046
00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:54,300
Kind of.

1047
00:48:54,300 --> 00:49:00,100
Then when you realize you have to do this for that whole month, you can't just, you can't

1048
00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:01,100
slow motion it.

1049
00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:03,980
You can't do like, oh, will the officer just tired this week?

1050
00:49:03,980 --> 00:49:06,580
So they stayed on the mantle.

1051
00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:08,700
You fucking can't do this in jail.

1052
00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:10,380
He got picked up for a DIY.

1053
00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:12,140
You can't get away with that.

1054
00:49:12,140 --> 00:49:17,300
You actually have to move this shit around and find new and creative ways to do things and

1055
00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:18,300
it sucks.

1056
00:49:18,300 --> 00:49:21,100
And then you're doing it for fucking 17 years.

1057
00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:22,100
Why?

1058
00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:25,700
And you're like, oh my god, please somebody shoot me or shoot the elf.

1059
00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:26,980
Boom, this is it.

1060
00:49:26,980 --> 00:49:27,980
The kid's response.

1061
00:49:27,980 --> 00:49:28,980
Yes.

1062
00:49:28,980 --> 00:49:29,980
What?

1063
00:49:29,980 --> 00:49:33,860
You're a monster.

1064
00:49:33,860 --> 00:49:35,860
You're a monster.

1065
00:49:35,860 --> 00:49:42,940
Look, one of my favorite things during the holiday seasons I got to admit is scrolling,

1066
00:49:42,940 --> 00:49:49,780
a doom scrolling through social media, trying to find the photos, posts, whatever of people

1067
00:49:49,780 --> 00:49:52,020
who do shit with elf on the shelf.

1068
00:49:52,020 --> 00:49:53,020
Right.

1069
00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:54,020
That is fucking hilarious.

1070
00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:55,020
Right.

1071
00:49:55,020 --> 00:49:56,020
Like, like this.

1072
00:49:56,020 --> 00:49:57,020
Right.

1073
00:49:57,020 --> 00:49:58,020
Like, like this, folks.

1074
00:49:58,020 --> 00:49:59,340
That is, and those.

1075
00:49:59,340 --> 00:50:01,340
Those are for the parents.

1076
00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:02,420
Those are not for the kids.

1077
00:50:02,420 --> 00:50:03,420
Those are for the parents.

1078
00:50:03,420 --> 00:50:04,940
That's like it is absolutely.

1079
00:50:04,940 --> 00:50:05,940
Yes.

1080
00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:08,100
It's the catharsis cathartic.

1081
00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:09,100
It is cathartic.

1082
00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:12,900
It is when Jimmy Kimmel does that thing every howler did that thing every Halloween.

1083
00:50:12,900 --> 00:50:17,700
I think until COVID hit where it was the kids, the parents stealing the kids candy and saying

1084
00:50:17,700 --> 00:50:21,180
that the kids were crying and freaking out and all that kind of stuff.

1085
00:50:21,180 --> 00:50:23,580
It's that, but for elf on a show for the holidays.

1086
00:50:23,580 --> 00:50:28,300
And I think that this is, I would, I would watch an entire show of just this.

1087
00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:29,300
I would put.

1088
00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:32,500
Just on the back screen of the bar, you go to a bar, you know, they've got those fucking

1089
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:35,620
kids on the skateboards, the snowmobiling shitheads.

1090
00:50:35,620 --> 00:50:36,620
Yeah, it's jumping over.

1091
00:50:36,620 --> 00:50:40,380
It should be a whole channel, a whole channel channel, a fucking destroying elf on a shelf.

1092
00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:42,220
That would be the most amazing thing going.

1093
00:50:42,220 --> 00:50:43,220
Oh my God.

1094
00:50:43,220 --> 00:50:46,460
What, you know, we could in the holiday next year.

1095
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:47,460
Yeah.

1096
00:50:47,460 --> 00:50:52,860
When we're still doing this show, you know, episode 400 and two or five or seven or more.

1097
00:50:52,860 --> 00:50:59,100
I think we should do the best elf on the shelf, like, executions, right?

1098
00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:04,940
What did you do with elf on the shelf that is choice?

1099
00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:05,940
Yes.

1100
00:51:05,940 --> 00:51:06,940
Yes.

1101
00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:07,940
Yes.

1102
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:08,940
And how long did you have to do it?

1103
00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:13,380
Because there's always that question that's out there, like, when did you break?

1104
00:51:13,380 --> 00:51:14,380
Right.

1105
00:51:14,380 --> 00:51:17,460
When is that moment that elf on the shelf stops coming?

1106
00:51:17,460 --> 00:51:18,460
Like what is that?

1107
00:51:18,460 --> 00:51:22,420
We all though, comes after Thanksgiving and then sticks around till Christmas and then

1108
00:51:22,420 --> 00:51:24,260
is gone, goes back to the North Pole.

1109
00:51:24,260 --> 00:51:27,500
But when did elf on the shelf move on to the next family?

1110
00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:30,220
And what age, like, how long did you have to do this for?

1111
00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:33,740
And I think that's a big question for two because then the worse, the worse the murder

1112
00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:36,340
of that elf, the sweeter the taste of that elf.

1113
00:51:36,340 --> 00:51:37,340
Oh my God.

1114
00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:38,340
Oh my God.

1115
00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:40,980
And maybe that's it, murder of elf on the shelf.

1116
00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:45,340
That's the, the, the, the, you know, context of the contest.

1117
00:51:45,340 --> 00:51:48,220
I also see a cheesy horror movie on its way.

1118
00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:51,740
By the way, speaking of cheesy horror movies, I'll just say this, watched with my daughter

1119
00:51:51,740 --> 00:51:55,220
Charlie, violent night.

1120
00:51:55,220 --> 00:51:56,220
Yeah.

1121
00:51:56,220 --> 00:51:57,220
That's really good.

1122
00:51:57,220 --> 00:51:58,220
It's actually good.

1123
00:51:58,220 --> 00:51:59,220
Like I didn't think it would be good.

1124
00:51:59,220 --> 00:52:00,220
It's actually really good.

1125
00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:04,300
It's so fucking violent, but it's you want, you want to Christmas movie folks?

1126
00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:05,300
Yeah, violent night.

1127
00:52:05,300 --> 00:52:06,300
Yeah.

1128
00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:07,300
Yeah.

1129
00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:09,540
And they've got the mean one, which is kind of, kind of a knock off.

1130
00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:10,540
Yeah.

1131
00:52:10,540 --> 00:52:11,780
But I'm saying that's what we should do with an elf on the shelf.

1132
00:52:11,780 --> 00:52:14,340
I can see an elf on the shelf knock off like violent.

1133
00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:15,340
Okay.

1134
00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:17,180
Moving onward here, two moms, Chad.

1135
00:52:17,180 --> 00:52:20,020
We're going to find out which one of these we think might need to move forward in the

1136
00:52:20,020 --> 00:52:21,260
worst parent of the year.

1137
00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:22,260
Okay.

1138
00:52:22,260 --> 00:52:26,940
I will give you a primate mama or hanging with mama.

1139
00:52:26,940 --> 00:52:28,940
Which one do you want to see first?

1140
00:52:28,940 --> 00:52:29,940
Oh my God.

1141
00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:33,260
I mean, primate mama just scream.

1142
00:52:33,260 --> 00:52:34,260
Primate, right?

1143
00:52:34,260 --> 00:52:35,260
Okay.

1144
00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:36,260
Here we go.

1145
00:52:36,260 --> 00:52:37,260
Primate mama.

1146
00:52:37,260 --> 00:52:38,260
It's a very, both of these are kind of, I don't even have to vote.

1147
00:52:38,260 --> 00:52:39,260
That wins.

1148
00:52:39,260 --> 00:52:40,260
Well, let's see.

1149
00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:41,260
Let hold on.

1150
00:52:41,260 --> 00:52:43,260
You might, you know, hold your vote.

1151
00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:44,260
Okay.

1152
00:52:44,260 --> 00:52:45,260
All right.

1153
00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:46,260
Here comes primate mama.

1154
00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:47,260
Our first answering.

1155
00:52:47,260 --> 00:52:48,260
Oh my God.

1156
00:52:48,260 --> 00:52:49,260
Oh my God.

1157
00:52:49,260 --> 00:52:50,260
Oh my God.

1158
00:52:50,260 --> 00:52:51,260
Oh my God.

1159
00:52:51,260 --> 00:52:52,260
Oh my God.

1160
00:52:52,260 --> 00:52:53,260
So we see here.

1161
00:52:53,260 --> 00:52:56,820
For those of you who aren't watching the video podcast, there's a, it looks like

1162
00:52:56,820 --> 00:52:58,460
a zoo or something like that.

1163
00:52:58,460 --> 00:52:59,460
Maybe it could be a street fair.

1164
00:52:59,460 --> 00:53:00,460
I don't know.

1165
00:53:00,460 --> 00:53:05,060
There's a child that couldn't be more than five or six years old walking over to a monkey

1166
00:53:05,060 --> 00:53:09,020
that somebody's got on a leash that they're probably charging and take pictures with and

1167
00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:13,900
feed and this child puts its hand out for the monkey at which point the monkey says, oh

1168
00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:15,540
time to play cool.

1169
00:53:15,540 --> 00:53:19,900
Let me reach over and grab you by your hair and yank you back to where I am.

1170
00:53:19,900 --> 00:53:22,900
Well, yeah, because that's how monkeys.

1171
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:23,900
Right.

1172
00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:24,900
And look at this monkey.

1173
00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:26,900
You're already checking the kid out like don't, don't do it.

1174
00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:30,220
Get, don't, don't, don't, and the fucking kid's touching my hand.

1175
00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:32,820
And the monkey right here is like, fuck you.

1176
00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:33,820
Look at his face.

1177
00:53:33,820 --> 00:53:34,820
Fuck you.

1178
00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:35,820
Just like, all right.

1179
00:53:35,820 --> 00:53:36,820
Let's go.

1180
00:53:36,820 --> 00:53:38,620
Pulse like a rick flair move.

1181
00:53:38,620 --> 00:53:41,140
Pulse the kid by the hair.

1182
00:53:41,140 --> 00:53:42,620
Slams it down to the ground.

1183
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:43,620
Oh my God.

1184
00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:44,620
Yeah.

1185
00:53:44,620 --> 00:53:51,020
Hey, mom's laughing, which I think is great, but mom, I'm trying to keep the kid as relaxed

1186
00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:53,220
as possible after getting slammed in the ground by a monkey.

1187
00:53:53,220 --> 00:53:54,220
Right.

1188
00:53:54,220 --> 00:53:55,220
Monkeys do this.

1189
00:53:55,220 --> 00:53:56,220
Why?

1190
00:53:56,220 --> 00:53:57,820
You let your kid so close to the monkey.

1191
00:53:57,820 --> 00:53:59,020
What are you doing?

1192
00:53:59,020 --> 00:54:01,300
It is a question.

1193
00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:02,300
Primates, though.

1194
00:54:02,300 --> 00:54:03,300
Okay.

1195
00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:04,300
Hold on to that one.

1196
00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:05,300
Just hold it away, lock it away.

1197
00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:06,300
Here you go.

1198
00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:07,300
Once again, just watch it again.

1199
00:54:07,300 --> 00:54:11,620
Hold it out of her arms.

1200
00:54:11,620 --> 00:54:13,140
She's holding the child.

1201
00:54:13,140 --> 00:54:16,900
She carried that child over to that goddamn monkey.

1202
00:54:16,900 --> 00:54:17,900
She got what she deserved.

1203
00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:18,900
All right.

1204
00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:19,900
Here we go.

1205
00:54:19,900 --> 00:54:20,900
Number two.

1206
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:26,300
Mom's walking up to electric fence.

1207
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:30,460
Kids are calling through the gate and then mom does something here, which seems a lot.

1208
00:54:30,460 --> 00:54:31,460
Oh, she listened up.

1209
00:54:31,460 --> 00:54:32,460
Oh, my God.

1210
00:54:32,460 --> 00:54:33,460
Oh, my God.

1211
00:54:33,460 --> 00:54:35,140
She's taking the kid up.

1212
00:54:35,140 --> 00:54:39,180
He stuck in the gate by his head and his neck.

1213
00:54:39,180 --> 00:54:40,180
She's...

1214
00:54:40,180 --> 00:54:46,340
I mean, that is top notch winner right there.

1215
00:54:46,340 --> 00:54:51,300
When you try to kill your kid, that puts you in the running for the worst parent of the year.

1216
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:54,620
It's a gate that lifts up and in doing so.

1217
00:54:54,620 --> 00:54:57,580
It's like if you imagine the railing on your stairs, right?

1218
00:54:57,580 --> 00:54:59,060
Yeah, with hinges.

1219
00:54:59,060 --> 00:55:03,300
Panges and the gate lifts up, but it also kind of flattens out at the same time.

1220
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:07,420
Well, this mom's kid was crawling through it when she pressed a button that caused that

1221
00:55:07,420 --> 00:55:11,900
gate to lift up and this kid is hanging by its throat, by its neck.

1222
00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:12,900
Yes.

1223
00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:18,900
Four feet off the ground, taller than the mom and she's trying to pull the kid out.

1224
00:55:18,900 --> 00:55:19,900
What?

1225
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:24,300
And the problem here is the first kid like, hey, you go through the fence, like climb through

1226
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:25,300
it.

1227
00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:26,300
Right.

1228
00:55:26,300 --> 00:55:31,060
The second kid, clearly younger, not as experienced is like, hey, older brother, sister,

1229
00:55:31,060 --> 00:55:32,060
whatever that is.

1230
00:55:32,060 --> 00:55:33,060
He did it.

1231
00:55:33,060 --> 00:55:34,060
Yeah.

1232
00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:35,060
Climb through the fence.

1233
00:55:35,060 --> 00:55:36,060
Right.

1234
00:55:36,060 --> 00:55:37,060
Oh, he did?

1235
00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:38,060
I can too.

1236
00:55:38,060 --> 00:55:39,060
I can do it too.

1237
00:55:39,060 --> 00:55:43,380
And the tension is over like, hey, you know, well, let's just open the skate and make it easy

1238
00:55:43,380 --> 00:55:44,380
to walk through.

1239
00:55:44,380 --> 00:55:45,380
Right.

1240
00:55:45,380 --> 00:55:48,660
And see, here's the greatest thing about all this that I see in the video too is that this

1241
00:55:48,660 --> 00:55:53,220
entire family could have just sidestepped the fence altogether and walked around it.

1242
00:55:53,220 --> 00:55:54,220
Totally.

1243
00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:55,220
Hold on.

1244
00:55:55,220 --> 00:55:57,300
I want to go back and show you that at the beginning part here, they very clearly start

1245
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,860
to pull out and show you.

1246
00:55:58,860 --> 00:56:00,300
You could have walked around it.

1247
00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:01,300
Yeah.

1248
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:05,260
There's a place right there where you could have been on the other side of it fairly easily.

1249
00:56:05,260 --> 00:56:09,980
Okay, you, you first kid, go through the fence.

1250
00:56:09,980 --> 00:56:11,860
Okay, now that you're not there, you do that.

1251
00:56:11,860 --> 00:56:12,860
I'm going to go ahead and--

1252
00:56:12,860 --> 00:56:14,620
So she doesn't see the other one.

1253
00:56:14,620 --> 00:56:15,620
I got this.

1254
00:56:15,620 --> 00:56:16,620
Oh, no, you know.

1255
00:56:16,620 --> 00:56:17,620
Oh, you got it.

1256
00:56:17,620 --> 00:56:18,620
Then pull it down.

1257
00:56:18,620 --> 00:56:19,620
Okay.

1258
00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:20,620
She's gay.

1259
00:56:20,620 --> 00:56:21,620
I'm too.

1260
00:56:21,620 --> 00:56:22,620
Him down.

1261
00:56:22,620 --> 00:56:23,620
No, up to the two.

1262
00:56:23,620 --> 00:56:25,620
Yeah, that is the worst parent.

1263
00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:27,620
I'm a thousand fucking percent.

1264
00:56:27,620 --> 00:56:28,620
Okay.

1265
00:56:28,620 --> 00:56:31,460
She doesn't even, she doesn't immediately go back and press the button again.

1266
00:56:31,460 --> 00:56:32,460
No.

1267
00:56:32,460 --> 00:56:36,660
The little brother or sister, or the older brother or sister, whatever, the other one is crying

1268
00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:42,260
and screaming because the younger one's now caught and choking on this, this gate.

1269
00:56:42,260 --> 00:56:47,060
And she's trying to just pull him off with brute force, not thinking I should hit the button

1270
00:56:47,060 --> 00:56:51,060
again because that's what, obviously that is probably not going to go the other way.

1271
00:56:51,060 --> 00:56:53,660
It's probably going to go back down again on some level.

1272
00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:56,620
And she's yelling at that kid, the older one, to go press the button while she's trying

1273
00:56:56,620 --> 00:56:58,780
to yank the young kid down.

1274
00:56:58,780 --> 00:56:59,780
That one's freaking out.

1275
00:56:59,780 --> 00:57:01,140
She's like, go over there, press it, press it.

1276
00:57:01,140 --> 00:57:03,020
He doesn't know what to do.

1277
00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:04,020
Goes back, what?

1278
00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:05,020
Right.

1279
00:57:05,020 --> 00:57:09,380
And everybody's trying to come over and help now, this kid who's stuck still breathing, thankfully.

1280
00:57:09,380 --> 00:57:11,620
That could be dad, could be random stranger.

1281
00:57:11,620 --> 00:57:12,620
Sure.

1282
00:57:12,620 --> 00:57:13,620
What the hell?

1283
00:57:13,620 --> 00:57:14,620
Could be uncle, all the thing down.

1284
00:57:14,620 --> 00:57:15,620
Right.

1285
00:57:15,620 --> 00:57:17,420
Oh my god.

1286
00:57:17,420 --> 00:57:19,140
So, right now.

1287
00:57:19,140 --> 00:57:20,140
What?

1288
00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:23,380
Hold on, is there somebody in there too, also, that was filming this on their phone?

1289
00:57:23,380 --> 00:57:24,380
I can't tell.

1290
00:57:24,380 --> 00:57:25,980
That also is fantastic parenting.

1291
00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:29,460
I think this person, even more than, you're right because even if this person's calling

1292
00:57:29,460 --> 00:57:33,740
911 or whatever the equivalent is, she's not helping.

1293
00:57:33,740 --> 00:57:34,740
He's not helping.

1294
00:57:34,740 --> 00:57:35,740
This person's not helping.

1295
00:57:35,740 --> 00:57:37,340
They're just on their phone, doing something.

1296
00:57:37,340 --> 00:57:41,180
So it leaves me to believe they're either getting off of a phone call, finishing up a text

1297
00:57:41,180 --> 00:57:43,060
because you got to get that off.

1298
00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:45,740
Or is calling 911.

1299
00:57:45,740 --> 00:57:50,620
But in any of those cases, certainly not helping the cause of getting this person down

1300
00:57:50,620 --> 00:57:54,140
while they're trying to get their text or whatever it is that they're getting off of.

1301
00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:55,140
Yes.

1302
00:57:55,140 --> 00:57:57,660
So, of those two, Chad, right now.

1303
00:57:57,660 --> 00:57:58,660
Oh.

1304
00:57:58,660 --> 00:58:01,740
I've already unequivocally stated this.

1305
00:58:01,740 --> 00:58:05,500
The second parent who tries to kill their kid is absolutely the worst parent.

1306
00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:06,500
This one right here.

1307
00:58:06,500 --> 00:58:07,500
This is the one.

1308
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:08,500
A thousand percent.

1309
00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:09,500
Yeah.

1310
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:16,300
I mean, look, a monkey pulling hair, funny, painful, trauma, no question.

1311
00:58:16,300 --> 00:58:18,140
Bad move is a parent.

1312
00:58:18,140 --> 00:58:21,340
This one where you're like, you know what, I'm not even going to think.

1313
00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:22,940
I'm not going to look.

1314
00:58:22,940 --> 00:58:26,660
I'm just going to press some buttons and, you know, accidentally kill my kid.

1315
00:58:26,660 --> 00:58:29,740
And then try to pull them down with brute force.

1316
00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:30,740
Right, right.

1317
00:58:30,740 --> 00:58:35,180
Like, it's important to pull the kid, not try, not try to fix the gate.

1318
00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:37,780
Like, you say my kid's life by pulling the gate.

1319
00:58:37,780 --> 00:58:41,780
Did you think for a second your kid is hanging up above your head.

1320
00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:44,780
You're holding on to his thighs and trying to yank him down.

1321
00:58:44,780 --> 00:58:45,780
Do you think that's hurting?

1322
00:58:45,780 --> 00:58:47,340
Do you think that's helping them at all?

1323
00:58:47,340 --> 00:58:49,980
Do you think there's something else you could have done?

1324
00:58:49,980 --> 00:58:54,620
Not when their little neck is trapped in a space that's smaller than their little neck.

1325
00:58:54,620 --> 00:58:55,620
No.

1326
00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:56,620
No.

1327
00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:57,620
Oh, God.

1328
00:58:57,620 --> 00:58:58,620
All right.

1329
00:58:58,620 --> 00:58:59,620
So we're putting her forward.

1330
00:58:59,620 --> 00:59:00,620
That makes a ton of sense.

1331
00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:06,660
I'm going to put this one here in the worst parent of the, at least nominee going forward

1332
00:59:06,660 --> 00:59:07,660
here.

1333
00:59:07,660 --> 00:59:08,660
For sure.

1334
00:59:08,660 --> 00:59:09,660
Yeah.

1335
00:59:09,660 --> 00:59:10,660
She makes the list.

1336
00:59:10,660 --> 00:59:14,500
I'll tell you, these were the, again, these were the ones that I had to just sift through

1337
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:18,660
to determine if any of them were more correct than any of the other ones.

1338
00:59:18,660 --> 00:59:22,940
So how is it that you don't need counseling, you know, therapy all the time?

1339
00:59:22,940 --> 00:59:23,940
That's all about cat.

1340
00:59:23,940 --> 00:59:28,020
Because I am a warped.

1341
00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:35,660
That, and it looks very much to like you're still in a U-Haul van traveling down highway

1342
00:59:35,660 --> 00:59:36,660
30.

1343
00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:37,660
Yeah, there we go.

1344
00:59:37,660 --> 00:59:38,660
It is.

1345
00:59:38,660 --> 00:59:39,900
I've got more work to do in the studio.

1346
00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:40,900
I apologize for that.

1347
00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:42,220
That's something that I'm still working on.

1348
00:59:42,220 --> 00:59:43,220
But as long as I go.

1349
00:59:43,220 --> 00:59:44,860
You know, I'm going to give you shit about that every time.

1350
00:59:44,860 --> 00:59:45,860
Oh, absolutely.

1351
00:59:45,860 --> 00:59:47,980
You have every right too as well as you should.

1352
00:59:47,980 --> 00:59:50,660
So I will just only say this.

1353
00:59:50,660 --> 00:59:51,660
U-Haul Bauer.

1354
00:59:51,660 --> 00:59:52,660
You're going to call you.

1355
00:59:52,660 --> 00:59:53,900
The U-Haul Bauer Studio.

1356
00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:57,700
The official Bauer Studios in the back of the U-Haul is what we're going to refer to this

1357
00:59:57,700 --> 00:59:58,700
out.

1358
00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:00,220
Anyways, that's it for the Dad's Home podcast.

1359
01:00:00,220 --> 01:00:02,220
Thank you so much for hanging out with us today.

1360
01:00:02,220 --> 01:00:03,220
Appreciate it.

1361
01:00:03,220 --> 01:00:04,220
Dad's home.

1362
01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:05,380
You can find, I'm no.

1363
01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:06,380
I'm not really going to go.

1364
01:00:06,380 --> 01:00:09,820
I also want YouTube video as well as the audio version of it.

1365
01:00:09,820 --> 01:00:13,900
Please, please, please, a break review us and then make sure that you show us emails as

1366
01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:14,900
well as just a parent.

1367
01:00:14,900 --> 01:00:17,540
You think deserves to go in for the worst parent of the year.

1368
01:00:17,540 --> 01:00:18,540
Tournament out of selection.

1369
01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:19,540
So far.

1370
01:00:19,540 --> 01:00:21,540
That's the second one.

1371
01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:22,540
Keep P.

1372
01:00:22,540 --> 01:00:23,540
Until the next time.

1373
01:00:23,540 --> 01:00:24,540
Peace for myself.

1374
01:00:24,540 --> 01:00:25,540
See ya.

1375
01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:28,540
I know sometimes I'm out of control.

1376
01:00:28,540 --> 01:00:33,540
You're the only reason I keep on coming.

1377
01:00:33,540 --> 01:00:38,540
You're the only reason I keep on coming.

1378
01:00:38,540 --> 01:00:39,540
Yeah.

1379
01:00:39,540 --> 01:00:45,540
You're the only reason I keep on coming home.

1380
01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:47,540
Woo!

1381
01:00:47,540 --> 01:00:50,540
Woo!

1382
01:00:50,540 --> 01:00:51,540
Woo!

1383
01:00:51,540 --> 01:00:53,380
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